Words you do not want to hear during intercourse

[ImSinister]

Next!

 

[WykdWytch]

what was your name again?

 

[Firedog78]

This is about as exciting as waiting in line at the DMV.

 

[WykdWytch]

How could you forgot to bring the rope?

 

[fitdaddy6936]

I think your brother was bigger....

 

[ashik09]

Sorry, I can't come unless the cat's watching. You don't mind, do you?

 

[WykdWytch]

I don't think its going to fit

 

[WykdWytch]

you guys started without me? wtf?

 

[MidnightRyder1a]

I'm going to fuck your ass, but I forgot the lube.

 

[ashik09]

Can you be quiet, I can't hear my teamspeak.

 

[WykdWytch]

Oh oh the string to the anal beads just snapped off

 

[The_Ghost_Man]

I'm going in.

 

[WykdWytch]

I'm going in.

thats a good thing right?

 

[The_Ghost_Man]

thats a good thing right?

Depends if you want those beads back or not.

 

[WykdWytch]

Depends if you want those beads back or not.

I am having such dirty thoughts about how you'd get them out right now;-)))
You are a bad influence and I am just bad. Now quit it before we get in trouble.

 

[The_Ghost_Man]

I am having such dirty thoughts about how you'd get them out right now;-)))
You are a bad influence and I am just bad. Now quit it before we get in trouble.

Aww, now you'll never know.

And I'm always in trouble. It's just about how deep.

 

[AndrosD]

I'm almost done, will you be paying by credit card or cash?

 

[Todger65]

Don't worry about that discharge, it's just syphilis

 

[Kat73]

I think I just sharted.

 

[islandjoe2]

I thought your mom was coming with you?

 

[Shadowmist99]

Aren't you EVER going to finish?

 

[SJPSOCCER]

The condom broke

 

[Tnt69]

What stinks?

 

[Shadowmist99]

Are you sure it's in?

 

[SJPSOCCER]

This would be more fun if we could get your sister to join...