Words you do not want to hear during intercourse

[EnglishChap6687]

Are you nearly there yet?

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Can I try your Ford Pinto's clutch instead?

 

[EnglishChap6687]

Ah! Cramp!!!!

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Never mind the Icy Hot smell..

 

[shadowofaman]

I having an outbreak so you might want to consider wearing a condom.

 

[RavenWatch]

Honey are you home? Its mom!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Are you through yet?

 

[shygirl98]

Just in time! My mug cake is almost ready.

 

[girlyboi85]

"It's a bit late now to say no."

 

[EggoWaffle]

Please cum in the jar on the nightstand. I'm trying to see how many guys it takes to fill it up.

 

[girlyboi85]

Please cum in the jar on the nightstand. I'm trying to see how many guys it takes to fill it up.

Weirdly, that's one of my fantasies ...

 

[Joker29]

Oops condom broke

 

[EggoWaffle]

Weirdly, that's one of my fantasies ...

I probably could've guessed that.

 

[girlyboi85]

I probably could've guessed that.

Not gonna ask how you could've guessed that. Just gonna assume that I'm so awesome that everyone already knows everything about me.

 

[AndrosD]

"Do NOT cum in me!?"

 

[Iceprincess12]

Remember how great sex was when we first met?

 

[RossieOregon]

You smell weird.


Hi IP!

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

I need a flashlight to find it..

 

[mickyp123]

Did you sit naked in sand yesterday

 

[gavinp]

I'm coming ...ooh, oh... Mother!!!

 

[shadowofaman]

You came too fast.

 

[RossieOregon]

Are you done yet?

 

[shadowofaman]

That was too fast.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Should I mapquest it for you?

 

[BattlingSoul]

Shhh...the kids might hear...