Words you do not want to hear during intercourse

[Iceprincess12]

I think the sink is dripping because I know it isn't me.

 

[Mac380]

Have you used the wet wipes?

 

[fma20fma]

hi

gonnohrrea

 

[Mac380]

Just ignore the smell

 

[Iceprincess12]

These are 200 tc percale aren't they? Next time I'll bring my 650 Egyptian Cotton single strand sheets...and fabric softener balls for the dryer.

 

[walkingeagle]

These are 200 tc percale aren't they? Next time I'll bring my 650 Egyptian Cotton single strand sheets...and fabric softener balls for the dryer.

Are you in?

 

[ImSinister]

These are 200 tc percale aren't they? Next time I'll bring my 650 Egyptian Cotton single strand sheets...and fabric softener balls for the dryer.

Percale is better than Sateen any day of the week.

And my balls are plenty soft already, thank you.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Percale is better than Sateen any day of the week.

And my balls are plenty soft already, thank you.

I like the texture when they are firm and you can really feel the wrinkles. Guess I will leave my fabric balls at home.

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

Breakfast ready yet?

 

[ImSinister]

I like the texture when they are firm and you can really feel the wrinkles. Guess I will leave my fabric balls at home.

Percale breathes, baby! So they are cooler. Isn't wrinkling them sheets up what this all about, anyway?

 

[Iceprincess12]

Percale breathes, baby! So they are cooler. Isn't wrinkling them sheets up what this all about, anyway?

Not if you made really nice hospital corners and can bounce a quarter off them. Keep your elbows to your sides

 

[ImSinister]

Not if you made really nice hospital corners and can bounce a quarter off them. Keep your elbows to your sides

Are you still talking about sheets or have we moved on to your cute ass?

 

[Iceprincess12]

Are you still talking about sheets or have we moved on to your cute ass?

I was initially referring to your balls when they get wrinkled, but I didn't want to hit another softball from you.

 

[ImSinister]

I was initially referring to your balls when they get wrinkled, but I didn't want to hit another softball from you.

I don't think you gals know how painful being hit in the softballs really is? A well placed flick of a finger can double over a guy.

 

[Iceprincess12]

I don't think you gals know how painful being hit in the softballs really is? A well placed flick of a finger can double over a guy.

I do know. It's one of the funniest things ever to see a guy taken down by a finger. I mean on tv of course.

 

[girlyboi85]

Don't wake me up this time.

 

[Sugarwolf]

Ohhh Alex, Bob, Gina, Fred, Bill, Laura, Allen, ... dammit, which one are you again?

 

[Iceprincess12]

Cut!
Do it again!

 

[walkingeagle]

Last time it stayed up 4 hours--

 

[LustfulOne50]

Next time can I bring my husband and make it a threesome?

 

[Tallulah82]

Oh baby! Keep *yawn* going. Ooooh. Yeah. *yawn* right there. Oh. Gunna cum. *yawn* Ugh. Oh baby. So good.

 

[walkingeagle]

The transgender surgery really came out good! Don't you think?

 

[Hornblende]

Oh I'm sorry! It happens when I sneeze too...

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

"Honey! I'm home!"

 

[Taegul]

"I love you"

Hey, I'm single and unattached. Those words would make me run right now!