Words you do not want to hear during intercourse

[Taegul]

"Hi, I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. Why don't you have a seat over there?"

 

[girlyboi85]

"So. I have this mate, Dave, and he was wondering ..."

 

[Mac380]

My brother does it like that as well.

 

[kcRollins]

Are we there yet?

 

[GoldenBooty]

ointment

 

[fitdaddy6936]

Your sister was tighter

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Dollie

My mom is watching through a peephole in the next room.

 

[HornyJunkMail]

When you were away I persuaded the landlord not to put the rent up and now I'm pregnant ...

 

[Taegul]

Tonight, it's celebratory sex babe! We're going to get $100,00 from a Nigerian Prince just for helping him move his money to an overseas account!

 

[KarenB59]

Hold on a second, my mom's on the phone. I have to answer it.

 

[cole4258]

Who is Bill????

 

[masterslave00]

Are you in?

 

[walkingeagle]

Your tighter tan your mom

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

That's the smallest cock I have ever seen

 

[Sugarwolf]

whats your name again...nah...nevermind

 

[HornyJunkMail]

Your credit is running low. For more time please purchase more credit ...

 

[Sugarwolf]

Your credit is running low. For more time please purchase more credit ...

your credit sux .. cash only

 

[SCcouple1990]

I hope the antibiotics worked.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Let's pretend she's 19 and a nympho. She can watch then take over after Sassy is worn out.

lol! yea, lemme know how that works out for ya.

 

[Taegul]

Longing...Rusted...Seventeen...Daybreak...Furnace...Nine...Benign...Homecoming...One...Freight Car

Ruh-roh. Someone better call Captain America.

 

[mnbreastluver]

That wart isn't contagious right now.

 

[newbiebabe]

That's not working.

 

[walkingeagle]

Did you fart?

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

lol! yea, lemme know how that works out for ya.

She was actually 20 and lives in south Florida. After a couple hours she fell asleep under a palm tree. I didn't want to hear about her big fat mentally disturbed husband.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Meh do whatever, just hurry and finish.