Words you do not want to hear during intercourse

[CCorteeze]

"This is the police. We have you surrounded. Come out with your hands up!"

 

[PeteHulbert37]

Don't cum inside me.

 

[TedandKit]

"Wow my husband doesn't last that long."

 

[plesmore]

Do you have change for a hundred?

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

"Are you trying to be funny?"

 

[m8ingRitual]

"Oh, Chuck!"

 

[Taegul]

Police! Search Warrant!!! *bam* *bam*

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

you got the tv remote?

 

[ydahecnot]

Ahh....S.B.D.

 

[babslovesherdaddy]

Do not not NOT want to hear the word pregnant. Squick!! Mood killer!

 

[fitdaddy6936]

I think I just heard the garage door open and I think my husband is home

 

[barefootgirl69]

'My girlfriend wants to meet you.'

 

[firefighterscott]

Does it get bigger

 

[cliteatingman]

My water just broke

 

[shadowofaman]

Stop! leg cramp

 

[cliteatingman]

Can't you last as long as your Dad?

 

[JagMan777]

I really want to have a baby......

 

[saustin5432]

The sores haven't been visible for at least a week.

 

[shadowofaman]

Can my gramma join us?

 

[Sugarwolf]

an echo echo cho ho o

 

[cliteatingman]

I stopped taking the pill last month

 

[Sugarwolf]

whats the belly button test for?

 

[LustfulOne50]

Baby, you don't need a rubber, I'm already pregnant.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Beep, beep, beep

"The shuttle is now docking, please keep your seat trays in an upright position"

 

[Sugarwolf]

Get off, get off, get off .... im gonna puke !!

ahh .. memories