Words you do not want to hear during intercourse

[Iceprincess12]

I thought I told you not to touch me with that.

 

[Sugarwolf]

are you sure you're not my cousin?

 

[Tallulah82]

That's it, take it like a bitch!


Oh wait, this is the NOT want to hear thread... oops, sorry!

 

[Sugarwolf]

oh, wait a second, need to pull my tampon out

 

[Iceprincess12]

You obviously have no clue what intercourse means, sigh.

 

[Sugarwolf]

You obviously have no clue what intercourse means, sigh.

perfect ... a sigh and an eyeroll .. yep, that'll do it

 

[Hornblende]

Trump

 

[Tallulah82]

Trump

Oh baby


Come on, do it!! For fuck's sake, stop crying...

 

[TomBoner]

THAT'S just GROSS!

 

[Sugarwolf]

i think i just threw up in my mouth a little bit

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

You remind me of a boy I met in Junior High....

 

[UKDom69]

The adverts have finished, the film is back on...

 

[Hornblende]

I can't seem to find the butt plug...

 

[barefootgirl69]

I lost the key to these cuffs

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

oh my god! Oh my god!!
So this is what sex as a female feels like??
Oh yes...!
Wait!
Why'd you pull out???

 

[OldUncleJack]

oh my god! Oh my god!!
So this is what sex as a female feels like??
Oh yes...!
Wait!
Why'd you pull out???

Love it!

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Love it!

...

 

[Iceprincess12]

I think I feel the baby moving

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Dollie

Smile this is being taped so my buddies can watch later.

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

Is it in yet???

 

[SweetSassyGirl]

You don't mind if my sister watches, do you?

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

You don't mind if my sister watches, do you?

thing is...you got only one sister & she's like what....6...7?

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

thing is...you got only one sister & she's like what....6...7?

Let's pretend she's 19 and a nympho. She can watch then take over after Sassy is worn out.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

*ring ring* "Hello? Oh hey! How are you? What am I doing? Oh, nothing much!" *gets up and leaves*

 

[Isevil1976]

I'm calling the cops