Words you do not want to hear during intercourse

[masterslave00]

Did you cum yet?

 

[Bampire]

I was with Charlie Sheen last night.

 

[ydahecnot]

Get off, pizza's here

 

[bobb_sledd]

Is that chocolate on the sheets?

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

I'd rather be doing my taxes.

 

[Mac380]

Oh that's where that went.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Dang, what a waste of my time...

 

[Sugarwolf]

I shouldnt have ate all that spicy food. do you have a butt plug?

 

[mnbreastluver]

Hurry up and get it over with.

 

[Sugarwolf]

The baby is coming!!!!

 

[saustin5432]

What channel is the Real Housewives on?

 

[Taegul]

Now serving number 37. Number 37, please. Thank you.

 

[HornyJunkMail]

Tickets please! Excuse me! Tickets please!

 

[ydahecnot]

Sorry, but this repartee is boring me to tears.



Oh, sexual intercourse.

 

[Iceprincess12]

I've done this before with someone who had mastered it...

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

I've done this before with someone who had mastered it...

So what's for dinner?

 

[boss302500]

I'm really need to go to bed

 

[DomesticDeviant]

Oh, before I forget- the IRS called, we're being audited.

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

Oh, before I forget- the IRS called, we're being audited.

Ya done yet?

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

I changed my mind.

 

[shyboxers]

Eject! Eject! Eject!

 

[boss302500]

Police!! Search Warrant!!

 

[Sugarwolf]

oh, sorry, forgot i had those hot dogs in there

 

[Taegul]

I just took some Viagra and some Ex-Lax, wanna bet which one works first?

 

[boss302500]

Hi honey, I'm home