Words you do not want to hear during intercourse

[OldUncleJack]

Move to the left a bit...i can't see the TV...

 

[Gamina]

Remind me to mail Bill about that insurance deal

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I think my mom just got home....

 

[blazin24]

you're under arrest

 

[LadyJS]

If you will just sign on the dotted line...

 

[SweetSassyGirl]

You're too wet and I keep slipping out

 

[VisualExplorer]

When is the last time you showered?

 

[BeetleBonnet]

Is that your wife's car on the drive?

 

[TheSilverLining]

*snore*

 

[EnglishChap6687]

I thought you said you'd done this before

 

[Taegul]

B O R I N G

 

[NaughtyRedSiren]

Please don't do that

 

[AverageGary]

zzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[barefootgirl69]

Please don't do that

Hi, Red!

Touch me like your dad does.

 

[Taegul]

"Umm, wrong room dude. My sister is the next door down!"

 

[ydahecnot]

Liz's husband was better

 

[AverageGary]

"My STD test came back positive"

 

[NaughtyRedSiren]

Hi, Red!

Touch me like your dad does.

Hey there sweets! how are ya, hun?


Can you bark really loud?

 

[emsway]

Yeah, I can take it from here.

 

[Taegul]

I am charging you by the hour. Just so yo know...

 

[Tallulah82]

Is it in yet? I can't tell. Hold on, let me look...

 

[Bampire]

Can you hand me the remote?

 

[walkingeagle]

Wow your alot tighter than your sister

 

[Dravus]

Are you done yet?

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

"Just remember, I don't want to get involved."