Words you do not want to hear during intercourse

[1sickbastard]

Hello? hello? hello? hello? hello?
(visual attempt at portraying an echo=fail)

 

[1sickbastard]

Are you in yet?

 

[1sickbastard]

Why are the ceilings always beige?

 

[1sickbastard]

Zzzzzzzzzz

 

[EclecticRob]

My psychiatrist thinks if I can orgasm during sex just once I'll be cured.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Are you having a seizure or is this what you are calling sex?

 

[Iceprincess12]

You know what? I'm really not feeling this, but go ahead and finish, I'll just lie here.

 

[Iceprincess12]

So remember when we were talking about std's...

 

[Dan638]

Honey, I'm home............

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

ointment

I don't like that word

 

[meop79]

Can you hurry up and finish, I need to run some errands.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

"Hey! Watch out for my balls!"

 

[MattPaxton]

"Rash...what rash??"

 

[ydahecnot]

"Another damn hot dog in a hangar"

 

[Lia Monde]

You're not nearly as good as the guy in the movie.

 

[ydahecnot]

"I wasted my Kegels on this??"

 

[Suz_anne]

It's not a rash, it's just a wart.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Dollie

I think your dad was better.

 

[cliteatingman]

Can't you last as long as your father?

 

[papadoc19]

Your mom was better

 

[FunBamaMan]

I say rash, the doctor says active outbreak... Whatever.

 

[Taegul]

Move your head to the left, I can't see the game.

 

[lowphat]

Are you sure those are warts?

 

[Workingman0315]

Hmm am in i cant feel anything

 

[Taegul]

I ain't paying you by the hour, now hurry up!