Words you do not want to hear during intercourse

[candygirl1200]

I'll be there in 5 minutes. If I'm not, start without me.

 

[Jackotheshadows]

Hi, honey, you're home early....

 

[37_ttej]

okay, after reading jett's post, i no longer have a desire for horizontal refreshment.

Fuck! Fuck! Mmm. Fuck, that's so good. Fuck! Fuck! Yes ... oh, look; a ladybug ninja!

(When one's partner is so easily distracted from 'mindblowing' sex ... )

 

[NaughtyinVegas]

So who does your taxes? Do you file a short form or long form 1030?

 

[Little_Sister]

Do you have one of those peek-a-boo penises? When will it pop out?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Do you need more viagra?

 

[Little_Sister]

My brother and he is going to join us. *Door locks as brother walks in*

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

*After being tied up *

You enjoy toys?

*Sound of cordless Mikta drill being turned on *

 

[37_ttej]

One for all and all in one! Hurrah!

Wait, when you said we were going as Musketeers ...

 

[Twlightdreamer]

What's that smell?

 

[Spenser41]

Is that all you've got?

 

[NaughtyinVegas]

Daddy never put it there.

 

[Siren_Smiles]

I don't think you've got what it takes.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[fathom7]

I'd like a little more please.

 

[texas cop]

Hi Grandma!!!

 

[Greeneyedcanadian]

Where did the condom go?. I was wearing it a minute ago.

 

[indy0311]

Is that you Mama?

 

[fathom7]

What the hell is THAT???!!!

 

[fullservice65]

You've got a lot of gray in your hair!

 

[PrissOff]

Is it in yet?

 

[fathom7]

Damn it -- I know I left my keys somewhere -- just spread a little more -- I'll just take a closer look.

 

[indy0311]

Better hurry... I'm about to go onto overtime pay.

 

[fathom7]

Niope, sorry. THAT is NOT included in the price.

 

[beachbaby179]

Your brother's better at this.