Words you do not want to hear during intercourse

[sexy_hottie_2003]

Hold on let me text my friend. She or he is dying to meet you.

 

[XtraKat]

the kids are awake....

 

[PeteHulbert37]

Hubby just got home.

 

[Twlightdreamer]

What do you mean it came off?!

 

[sexy_hottie_2003]

see I told you i wasn't wet but did you listen..no. wait are you asleep? fuck this ill just get myself off again..

 

[Lia Monde]

"Are hemorrhoids contagious?"

 

[Twlightdreamer]

Fuck! It's my Mom- Hide!

 

[Lia Monde]

This isn't as good as messaging on Literotica.

 

[Lia Monde]

And they said my gender reassignment surgery wouldn't fool anyone.

 

[indy0311]

My husband is home!

 

[mamasota]

I forgot to take my pill.

 

[Sundayschild]

I forgot to take my pill.

Pretty sure some people like that one....

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Shawshank

 

[Sundayschild]

Shawshank

Er - what. .? As in the film?

 

[papadoc19]

Not exactly a word but *Yawn*

 

[bostonmamale]

"Don't worry about that. It happens to lots of guys"

 

[fathom7]

No worries -- the bleeding will stop soon enough.

 

[MausAss]

I love sex, but I think you ruined it for me, for forever.

 

[Moon_Kyoung_ja]

HER name!

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

(on a serious note)

no references to me as a slut or whore, it just makes me cringe

 

[OTCurve]

Is that supposed to happen?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Is it in yet?

 

[Twlightdreamer]

He's home!

 

[GothAngelBabe]

"I hear my wife"

 

[Twlightdreamer]

Let me take my dentures out...

*gags*