Words you do not want to hear during intercourse

[LandP2]

I'm not on the pill.

 

[SimplyMsT]

I'm not on the pill.

Can we order pizza now?

 

[iluvboobz]

Do you smell that?

 

[Erochic]

Fuck it's an earthquake!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

You are almost as good as my last three boyfriends...

 

[xxromanceguy]

Hey!!! That my daughter you cradle robber!!!

 

[ydahecnot]

Oooh yes, troubledone, yesss

 

[blulilacgrl]

So... your mom called earlier....

 

[naughtyjosh]

So... your mom called earlier....

What's wrong with that?

 

[sexy_hottie_2003]

*in a deep voice* I'm really a man.

(And no I'm not. I'm a lady. )

 

[sexy_hottie_2003]

Wait...you look like my brother ..eek

 

[GingerVixen]

Can my grandmother join us?

 

[sexy_hottie_2003]

Oh god the condom is stuck inside me.

 

[jiggletibs]

I learned this move when I got my fourth VD

 

[Sheana_V]

"Sorry, I just came..."

 

[LadyVer]

Bark like a dog.

 

[akaSol]

The good news is the viagra is working, the bad news is the clicking sound was my back going out

>Sol

 

[ForeverDreaming]

I'm done

 

[AlyssaStar]

What's that smell???

 

[ga400us]

Mom??

 

[perkyT]

I thought there would be a little more to it.

 

[jiggletibs]

Just ignore the sore, I get them all the time.

 

[cliteatingman]

You like me this wet? I'll have him cum in me every time before you do!

 

[PrissOff]

By the way, there's a 30% chance of rain tomorrow.

 

[flyjenny]

"I'm going to cum all over them titties."

First off, your splooge isn't something I want spread all over my chest. Second, just because you are excited that you WERE about to get laid doesn't mean you can just throw the rules of English out the window.

Small vent session. Sorry!