Women peeing standing up...?

[OUTSIDER]

Ok so I'm clearing out some old magazine's and in one there is an article about these new toilet urinal's designed to let women pee standing up and it just struck me as odd I mean how many of you girl's actually want to stand up while you pee like men do, and as this is a fitting your only likely to come across in public toilet's how do you feel about peeing in front of total stranger's like us guy's have always had to.

 

[Cheri]

Obviously you have never had to figure out a way to keep your ass from touching a nasty toilet or you would have to ask this question. Either you choose between nest building or hovering, neither of which makes you feel any more comfortable. As for peeing in front of others, we as women must remove a heck of a lot more clothing than you dudes must, so no I wouldn't be comfortable dropping my drawers before just anyone.

 

[Expertise]

Requires co-ordination, poise, and some athleticism

I somehow imagine a woman standing there trying to hold her purse in one hand, her skirt up with the other, attempting to keep her control top pantyhose which are bunched around her knees and torqueing her legs from tripping her up....all this while maintaining a "hover" and aiming.

Some days its good to be a man.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I'm all for it -

especially when they're aim is true - right in my mouth.

 

[Expertise]

Jesus! Sparky is a pee freak!

Sparky you are out there on the edge big fella'

 

[Naked Hunny]

Stop comparing yourself to Sparky sweetie it scares me!!

 

[April]

I was gonna make an intelligent, witty post, but now I don't even want to bother.

Gawd, I'm gonna fucking firebomb my ISP!!!!! Not even 24 hours, and I'm sick of these damn freezes and slow downs!

 

[Patryn]

Sparky, no!! Everyone has their own thing, and if that's yours, that's cool, but...well...it grosses me out.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

On the edge yes......

I find it invigorating but - don't do number two. Ah hah, that gives me an idea for an original (to me, it's probably been posted before.) Oh well.

 

[Expertise]

If I somehow gave the impression that I wanna be a urinal it certainly wasn't intended.

That is all Sparky's.

 

[April]

Okay, I'm better now. Calm enough to comment on a thread about women peeing standing up. Geeze, is there nothing better to talk about?

I would much rather pee sitting down. At least at home. I look on it as an interlude where I can sit, read, and nobody bothers me. Usually. Sometimes I have cats banging on the door to get in, but not always. Poor things, they suffer from separation anxiety. LOL But, anyway, I just don't think women are built very well for peeing while standing without getting it all down their legs! I'll sit, thank you.

 

[CreamyLady]

I, too, am having a hard time imagining standing up, while rearranging my clothing. Female anatomy is not conducive to standing.

I only wish there were more stalls in public places. I hate to do it, but I have joined stampedes to men's rooms when the line at the ladies' is snaking around the stadium.

 

[OUTSIDER]

Listen to this.

Cheri us guy's have to stand in front of stranger's while peeing, plus there is the "splash" factor to consider and we have the same "is the toilet seat clean" worry when we go for a err poo.

True story my friend John was at a concert and needed a pee so he step's up to the urinal and the guy next to him has just finnished and proceed's to shake his snake only the guy is too vigarous and spash's my mate on the face...! John was not pleased and ran to the basin to wash his face and this guy juat breeze's past without even saying sorry.

 

[canadian_lady]

Sitting...over standing...I'll take sitting or should I say hovering for 500 Alex.http://www.fun-e-cards.com/outhouse.gif

 

[Cheri]

Sparky wouldn't mind....LOL

Cheri us guy's have to stand in front of stranger's while peeing, plus there is the "splash" factor to consider and we have the same "is the toilet seat clean" worry when we go for a err poo.

True story my friend John was at a concert and needed a pee so he step's up to the urinal and the guy next to him has just finnished and proceed's to shake his snake only the guy is too vigarous and spash's my mate on the face...! John was not pleased and ran to the basin to wash his face and this guy juat breeze's past without even saying sorry.

That is one of the funniest stories I have ever heard! Isn't the old adage 'if you shake it more than twice, you're playing with yourself'? Guess that guy doesn't subscribe to that theory...

 

[Curious Guy]

Re: Sparky wouldn't mind....LOL

Cheri us guy's have to stand in front of stranger's while peeing, plus there is the "splash" factor to consider and we have the same "is the toilet seat clean" worry when we go for a err poo.

True story my friend John was at a concert and needed a pee so he step's up to the urinal and the guy next to him has just finnished and proceed's to shake his snake only the guy is too vigarous and spash's my mate on the face...! John was not pleased and ran to the basin to wash his face and this guy juat breeze's past without even saying sorry.

That is one of the funniest stories I have ever heard! Isn't the old adage 'if you shake it more than twice, you're playing with yourself'? Guess that guy doesn't subscribe to that theory...

It's mine I can play with it if I want to.

 

[OUTSIDER]

UK version "more than two shake's constitutes a wank".

Sparky's got issuse's, and if you think that's funny I'll have to tell you some time about how my mate Pete burnt his cock.

 

[Sonora]

Several items to mention here...

Sitting/hovering is just fine with me.

Have any of you seen the device for women to use that is shaped kind of like a funnel? I think it's geared mostly for hikers/campers where there is no choice but to squat and who know what you might be squatting in (poison ivy, briars, etc.) in order to get some privacy

April, you mean that you can shut the door with cats around?? I can't even take a shower without mine peeking in the curtain!!

Men's bathroom story that in no way rivals Outsider's but is kind of funny anyway. A guy from one of our suppliers needed to pee (I think he was at an airport). So he put his laptop between his feet, unzipped and proceeded to pee. Some guy comes along, grabs the laptop and takes off running. Meanwhile, the guy is left to stop peeing, zip up and run after him. Needless to say, they got quite a laugh out of it when he explained why he needed a new laptop.

 

[shy]

Please tell us OUTSIDER, how did your mate pete burn his dick, please i would love too know

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[Womanlover]

Will they have message boards for the ladies?

After all you will have both hands free to write clever messages like in the mens' room such as:

"Don't look up here, the joke's in your hand"

"These sinks are low, and the soap smells funny"

"Don't throw toothpicks in.......crabs can polevault!"


maybe the women could come up with some new ones?

 

[OUTSIDER]

Ahhhh sit back children and listen to the story of pete's cock burn.

So this is the story we dragged out of Pete bit by bit over a long time, Pete was at the time of the story about fifthteen or sixteen at the time and had a real hot date so early in the day he start's to get ready for the date, he iron's his clothe's shine's his shoe's and then take's bath, after the bath he decide's to shave even though the fuzz on his arse is thicker than what's on his face, so standing nude in front of the mirror he carefuly shave's the fuzz off all the time thinking about his hot date and now he's nice and smoothe he want's to smell nice so he grab's the aftershave and get's a big handful and splash's it on his face (mostly) but a single drop of aftershave drip's off his face and land's on his cock or more accurately on his helmet, pandemonium ensue's as the pain is unbelievable Pete grabs the shower head and turn's on the water to wash the painful part only he turn's on the wrong tap and get's a groin full of red hot water.

And that is how he ended up in hospital and not in his hot date.

 

[Guest]

I was working one day in a backroom of a storeand in that backroom we had two bathrooms,one for each. this two ladies came in together and one went to one and the other one went to the mens bathroom. to my surprise i walked in on her peeing standing up with her skirt up and no undies. why she didnt lock the door in the first place?? i dont know. but to my surprise she said to me that she had to go and she will be done quickly, but didnt mind me staying there.

 

[Wizard]

Chicks have been know to do that at concerts around here ...hell they will piss in the mens room or sink anything just because the lines are so long at the lady's restroom.............

 

[ElaineWest]

I would luv to pee standing up!

...The only thing is I wouldn't want to do it in front of everyone. I just don't think it's fair the way that men can pee in beer bottles if they choose, without anyone seeing! I would love to have the ability to remove a zipper and just take a piss anywhere.

I saw this thing on The View (there was NOTHING else on) it looked like a chamber pot, about a foot of the ground, and the idea was that a woman was to squat over it, a wall in a ladies room would have them lined up on the floor against the wall, and there would be a flushing device. They say it is great because it would reduse long lines (I CAN"T STAND THEM!!) but I would always worry about peeing on my pants or on the back of my shirt or something. Don't you agree?

I find it highly erotic to watch a ladie pee, but I don't think that would be the way I'd like to watch.

 

[OUTSIDER]

One time my girl friend had to go so we duck down this ally and has a pee in the corner and I got so hard I had to have her right there and then. it was fucking great or great fuckingwich ever way you look at it.