Why the hell would you pay for a lap dance

[respeito]

*Exaggerated gluteal protrusion, check*

*exaggerated feeling up of own boobies, check*

*feeble attempt at moving hips in circular motion on horizontal plane...check*

*loss of balance; falling facefirst into patron's cleavage....CHECK!*

* steals a seat for the floor show*

*watches and smiles in appreciation*
Respyyyyy you're missing the show!!!!!!!!

does this mean we can take him to the champagne room and have our beastly way with him now?

 

[C5MiGuy]

Note to self:
Start cross-dressing to get women interested in me.

 

[SmileyGirl]

does this mean we can take him to the champagne room and have our beastly way with him now?

Ohhhhh Mayyyyyyybe hehe or we could always repay him with a private dance just for him first
*wraps leg around the pole*
lmao

 

[blade_rocknut]

does this mean we can take him to the champagne room and have our beastly way with him now?

Ohhhhh Mayyyyyyybe hehe or we could always repay him with a private dance just for him first
*wraps leg around the pole*
lmao

Are those mutually exclusive ideas?



*polishes pole*

 

[respeito]

Are those mutually exclusive ideas?



*polishes pole*

for you, yes...and look!

*runs to the stage pouring whiskey down Smiley's front* come on up here and get yourself something to drink big daddy....

 

[blade_rocknut]

*body shots, er'body!!!*

Woot!

 

[stu_gats_2000]

*body shots, er'body!!!*

Woot!

I like the sound of that, body shot, lap dance, body shot, lap dance

 

[Scentofawoman]

How did we go from lap to the pole?

I got my song picked out.

 

[cowslinger64]

Note to self:
Start cross-dressing to get women interested in me.

LOL...

 

[The_Fool]

How did we go from lap to the pole.

I got my song picked out.

Lap. Pole. The song remains the same.

 

[Scentofawoman]

Lap. Pole. The song remains the same.

So got a lap for me? You know what I'm drinking.

 

[cowslinger64]

So got a lap for me? You know what I'm drinking.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeTbfoO_9qM&playnext=1&list=PL41016C65672C2D18&feature=results_video

 

[Scentofawoman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeTbfoO_9qM&playnext=1&list=PL41016C65672C2D18&feature=results_video

I USED to like you.

 

[smotherman]

Paying for lap dances are cheaper than paying for a girlfriend though.

That's so true. LOL!

 

[SmileyGirl]

How did we go from lap to the pole?

I got my song picked out.

Oops that was probably meeeeee haha

But you can have this lap dance here for freeeeee LOL

 

[papadoc19]

Oops that was probably meeeeee haha

But you can have this lap dance here for freeeeee LOL

Free dances?

 

[respeito]

Smiley's giving out free dances? I had all these singles....

...I wanted to make it rain. *cute pouty face*

 

[SmileyGirl]

Smiley's giving out free dances? I had all these singles....

...I wanted to make it rain. *cute pouty face*

What can I say I'm an N.E.R.D. freak

 

[MsQuote]

When you can get one for free?

Maybe because a some guys can't get them for free ... or are you getting at the impersonal/skank factor involved in paying for one?

 

[respeito]

What can I say I'm an N.E.R.D. freak

you are not a nerd or a freak, you beautiful woman.

*whispers* just dance for the women for free. make the men pay.

 

[Scentofawoman]

Lol! Ok I'm taking the free dance from Respy and FS. Guys have to pay!

Ok what's your song? Respy I got singles and higher denominations. Man that really move it get the higher bills!

*sits on couch waits for Mr Fool to bring me my drink*

I feel like I should have a big hat and cane!

 

[respeito]

Lol! Ok I'm taking the free dance from Respy and FS. Guys have to pay!

Ok what's your song? Respy I got singles and higher denominations. Man that really move it get the higher bills!

*sits on couch waits for Mr Fool to bring me my drink*

I feel like I should have a big hat and cane!

bananza : akon

*dancing, jiggling and shaking in front of Scentofawoman*

we should get extra for this!

 

[Scentofawoman]

Ok... Respy's worth 100 bucks per dance.

 

[SmileyGirl]

Ok... Respy's worth 100 bucks per dance.

shakes my ass and shimmies my beeeewbies for Scent! Bending over to pick up my tip ahaha!

 

[Scentofawoman]

*smacks lightly FS' ass with cane*

€100 for you sweet thing.