Why the hell would you pay for a lap dance

When you can get one for free?
For batcherlor parties, we ususally take the gang up to this strip joint. The women are quite attrative and for a few dollars will do a lap dance that allows touching.

We'll buy a few for the groom so that he thinks "chicks dig him".

It can be very entertaining to watch. Not everyone can perform in front of a group.
 
I'm not Chinese, but I'd deconstruct the lap dance, to see what I could learn about doing it myself. I once paid a call girl to have sex with one of my friends while I watched. I wanted to see if she had anything to teach me. She didn't. :(
 
It is called asking your spouse or girlfriend to do one for ya

First, wives and girlfriend don't know how to give really sexy lap dances.
Second, men think with their little heads.
Third, a good stripper makes them feel like she really wants them, not just their money. Silly men.
Fourth your husband or boyfriend have fantasies about having sex with the stripper. Come on girls men are easy, not very many who'd be faithful if they knew for sure they wouldn't get caught.
Finally how in the hell would I have paid for school if all you good girls gave it away for free. Which of course you do but we're stripper(was anyway) you're not.
 
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