PotNoodle79
Perpetually grumpy
- Joined
- Oct 2, 2021
- Posts
- 1,722
YesI'm better alone..
Would you come out and have a boogie with me?
Would you go record shopping with me?
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YesI'm better alone..
Would you come out and have a boogie with me?
I wouldStruggling to make any sense of your response to the previous question so I might not be able to lol
Would you try to write a comedy with me?
Yes love karaoke.Yes
Would you sing karaoke with me?
Yes love karaoke.
Would you go canoeing with me?
Do you balls hang low, can you swing them to and fro, can you tie them in in a knot can you tie them in a bow, do you get a funny feeling when you hang them from the ceiling, oh you’ll never be a sailor if you’re balls hang lowoh yes!
Would you sing filthy sea shanties with me?
I would not skip you.Do you balls hang low, can you swing them to and fro, can you tie them in in a knot can you tie them in a bow, do you get a funny feeling when you hang them from the ceiling, oh you’ll never be a sailor if you’re balls hang low
Skip me
Oh alright. I suppose it's the polite thing to doHow about I make you some?
Would you clean up the kitchen after I baked cookies?
Absolutely. I love to bake and I love to have a beautiful woman in my arms.Oh alright. I suppose it's the polite thing to do
Would you dance with me in the kitchen while we're baking?
As long as you were wearing an apron and nothing else!Well alright, sounds kinky. We better make sure not to burn the cookies though!
Would you bend me over the counter and take me there after the cookies are done?