Would you _______ me?

đź›¶ oh yes!

Would you sing filthy sea shanties with me?
Do you balls hang low, can you swing them to and fro, can you tie them in in a knot can you tie them in a bow, do you get a funny feeling when you hang them from the ceiling, oh you’ll never be a sailor if you’re balls hang low

Skip me
 
Do you balls hang low, can you swing them to and fro, can you tie them in in a knot can you tie them in a bow, do you get a funny feeling when you hang them from the ceiling, oh you’ll never be a sailor if you’re balls hang low

Skip me
I would not skip you.

Would you dance with me down the cookie aisle at the grocery store?
 
Oh alright. I suppose it's the polite thing to do 🤭

Would you dance with me in the kitchen while we're baking?
Absolutely. I love to bake and I love to have a beautiful woman in my arms.
Would you dance with me NAKED in the kitchen while we're baking?
 
Well alright, sounds kinky. We better make sure not to burn the cookies though!

Would you bend me over the counter and take me there after the cookies are done?
 
Well alright, sounds kinky. We better make sure not to burn the cookies though!

Would you bend me over the counter and take me there after the cookies are done?
As long as you were wearing an apron and nothing else!

Would you wear something I bought you that turned me on?
 
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