How Many Do You Have

At school, I learned to count on my fingers. Unfortunately, once I reached adulthood, I didn't have enough fingers to count that kind of thing...

How many children do you have?
 
I keep 2, one for evenings and one for mornings. I may have some of a third, but I think that bottle is spent.


How many pieces of technology do you have that you use every day?
 
Ohhhh, one hour long one would do.

How many drinks would you need to get you to do something you've always wanted to do this weekend?
 
Think most of the things I’ve always wanted to do would need sobriety, so zero

How many orgasms have you given/ caused this week?
 
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