Why the hell would you pay for a lap dance

[Beck31]

When you can get one for free?

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

When you can get one for free?

Where do you get free ones?

 

[Beck31]

It is called asking your spouse or girlfriend to do one for ya

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

It is called asking your spouse or girlfriend to do one for ya

The classes are expensive. I want high quality lap dances.

 

[Lost_Yonder]

It is called asking your spouse or girlfriend to do one for ya

that is exactly why one goes to a club and pays for it!

 

[Miles Long]

Why do some people go to a restaurant when they can get home cooking? Some questions we'll never know the answer to...

 

[Steve5511]

So if I don't have a wife or gf, will yours give me a lap dance Beck31?

 

[HeyAll]

Paying for lap dances are cheaper than paying for a girlfriend though.

 

[blade_rocknut]

When you can get one for free?

When you get a good one, you'll know....

 

[respeito]

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

*hip bumps blade* good morning!

 

[blade_rocknut]

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

*hip bumps blade* good morning!

*wiggles in Respy's lap*

Ever had a dance from a guy, Respy?????

 

[laumar]

Hubbie can't dance to save his life. Girls are much sexier.

 

[blade_rocknut]

Hubbie can't dance to save his life. Girls are much sexier.

Neither can I. You are correct.

There is, however...always the great equalizer.

The devil in the bottle!

 

[C5MiGuy]

What is this "wife" or "girlfriend" of which you speak?
Am I pronouncing them correctly?

 

[respeito]

*wiggles in Respy's lap*

Ever had a dance from a guy, Respy?????

*whips out a wad of singles to make it rain*

shhh, less talk more wiggles.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Neither can I. You are correct.

There is, however...always the great equalizer.

The devil in the bottle!

Or Satan's lettuce.....

helps me anyhow.....F'in hate dancing....

 

[SmileyGirl]

*whips out a wad of singles to make it rain*

shhh, less talk more wiggles.

Can he do a Magic Mike dance whittttt wooooooooo

 

[blade_rocknut]

*takes another shot of American Honey and proceeds to (in my mind) gyrate with the utmost fluidity and seductiveness*

 

[SmileyGirl]

*takes another shot of American Honey and proceeds to (in my mind) gyrate with the utmost fluidity and seductiveness*

*watches and smiles in appreciation*
Respyyyyy you're missing the show!!!!!!!!

 

[Scentofawoman]

* steals a seat for the floor show*

 

[blade_rocknut]

*Exaggerated gluteal protrusion, check*

*exaggerated feeling up of own boobies, check*

*feeble attempt at moving hips in circular motion on horizontal plane...check*

*loss of balance; falling facefirst into patron's cleavage....CHECK!*

 

[vibes]

I would pay for a lap dance in two circumstances:

1) my state of arousal prevents me to wait until I get back to my wife;
2) I can't tell her, for some particular reason I can't imagine now, that I am in a place where lap dances are performed.

 

[blade_rocknut]

I would pay for a lap dance in two circumstances:

1) my state of arousal prevents me to wait until I get back to my wife;
2) I can't tell her, for some particular reason I can't imagine now, that I am in a place where lap dances are performed.

I'll pay for 'em..... *for her*. Watching that is as good as getting my own; maybe better!

 

[Scentofawoman]

I know that I would act much differently now if I walked into an establishment that gave lap dances then when I was younger, and less confident.

 

[nastyman12a]

One of the finer things in life is a well performed and an even more appreciated lap dance.