Why Funboy's Av Makes me Want to Wiggle in my Chair

[lavender]

 

[Starfish]

I am convinced that it is really him.

Really though, yes, it is what I would think if I had to think of funboy.

Corrupting of the smooth fleshed baby facers of the world.

That's m'boy. That's m'funboy.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

i was such the pint-sized Hef as a kid....
the pic is too close to see the paisley smoking jacket and ruby fur slippers...but they are there.

At 6 I was drinking single malt over ice and smoking chesterfields. All the gals in my second grade class were stuck to their seats watching me stroll around the room. I had 12 girlfriends including the Teacher, Mrs. Appleton, who introduced me not only to the joys of sex, but also to the excitement of adultery ;-)

My room was something out of a 70's opium den with disco ball and beanbag chair sharing equal time with jasmine incence and spirit beads....

 

[Starfish]

*sigh* That was you?

Those where the days, huh?



You know who else has a fantastic AV......


That bent ova chicky
Who I want to licky
and a title that rocks
and makes hard, all the cocks

 

[Guest]

Shame on you Funboy! That was our little secret.

Now I am being charged with chile molestering. You little debble.
You'd better come testify, and get me off the hook.
I promise I'll put on my hornrims, white blouse and black slim skirt with the side slit, and spank your ass with a ruler after the charges are dropped.