Why does a penis have a hole in the end?

[Freya]

And other silly sex jokes.



Q. What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob

Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A. So men can be open minded.

Q. What's the speed limit of sex?
A. 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.

Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A. "Is it in?"

Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.

Q. What's the difference between parsley and pussy?
A. Nobody eats parsley.

Q. What's green, slimy and smells like Miss Piggy?
A. Kermit's Finger

Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.

 

[Shaq]

*crickets chirp*

 

[HeavyStick]

What do women and dog shit have in common?




















The older they are, the easier to pick up.

 

[Romial]

LOL ouch Heavy.

 

[Gusty Wind]

because it can see...

to find the other bigger holes... lol

 

[Gusty Wind]

What do women and dog shit have in co
The older they are, the easier to pick up.

cozzz..

to bend over and to pick up Stick.. lol

 

[concrete]

FRYEA2

Finally something on LIT .
I can't agree or argue with...love it

 

[Killswitch]

Why does a Penis have a hole in the end?

Because since most men are two faced, and spend the majority of time talking out of thier asses; having them talk with thier dicks gives women a completely different pisspective.

 

[Kuntmode]

n/a

How would you feel Freya if I introduced you to my penis eye?

It sits on the end of 215cm shaft. Is that enough?

My eye is very observant. Knows where to look and where to go, likes to explore dark holes.

In fact, wants to make it mission to explore that fury fluffy spot between your legs in your AV.

Okay?

 

[HeavyStick]

LOL ouch Heavy.

YW

 

[mbb308]

Re: n/a

215cm shaft

Is about 84 5/8" long. Seven feet, right?

Right!!!!

 

[Freya]

Hey KM! I think you meant 21.5, right hun?

HS - that's a terrible joke.

 

[ChefChip]

Hey KM! I think you meant 21.5, right hun?

HS - that's a terrible joke.

hilarious

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

Re: Why does a Penis have a hole in the end?

Because since most men are two faced, and spend the majority of time talking out of thier asses; having them talk with thier dicks gives women a completely different pisspective.

All this time I thought it was because without it, they'd explode after 4 beers...

 

[Kuntmode]

Re: Re: n/a

Is about 84 5/8" long. Seven feet, right?

Right!!!!

21.5cm An error on my part.

In fact, it is 21.843cm to be precise.

My ex used a vernier to get it's correct length just to prove to her jealous friend that she was getting a bigger cock than her.

Her friend invested in a 30cm dildo just to get back at her.

They are always fighting over me.