Why do men sleep on their back?

[Lovepotion69]

I sleep on my stomach and the side, but not much on my back.

Most of my men have slept on their back. Why is that???

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

So we can snore louder and frighten away the saber-tooths.

 

[explain]

So we can snore louder...

After 17 years of marriage, I now sleep on my side.

 

[Problem Child]

Perhaps your sample of maledom was not representative. I never sleep on my back, unless it's in a recliner or on the sofa.

 

[perks]

cause it would hurt if their dick popped into a firm mattress?

 

[Semler]

I'm just guessing but since most of us men get erections while sleeping, is it for comfort?

 

[DevilBoy79]

i usually sleep on my side, dont snore too often but if i do least i got an excuse, had my nose broke 2 times

 

[JazzManJim]

It's a lot easier to get that morning blowjob from the woman next to you if she doesn't have to roll you over.

 

[KinkyKat]

Hiya Love !!!

While I think the outdoor plumbing arrangement could make sleeping on my stomach a little less than comfortable at times, the main reason seems to be that we are the "protector partner", and therefore are more alert for potential trouble on our backs.

After several years of marriage, however, I try to avoid sleeping on my back to also avoid nocturnal comments or jabs if I sometimes snore.

 

[InnocentAngel81]

cause it would hurt if their dick popped into a firm mattress?

i guess that would be a good answer

 

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[nasty]

I sleep on my sides, or stomach.

 

[freescorfr]

So they can build that morning tent!!

Hey, Luscious. I'll be Tonto and you come into my wigwam. OK. You're the Lone Ranger.

 

[Semler]

Last summer when I fell asleep while lying out in the sun, I got a really bad sunburn. I went to the doctor and he gave me a perscription of Viagra. I asked "Why Viagra/" He told me it was to keep the sheet off my legs when I sleep!

 

[freescorfr]

Hey, Luscious. I'll be Tonto and you come into my wigwam. OK. You're the Lone Ranger.

I got that wrong in my haste to invite you. Wrong sex.
You are the squaw,
"Luscious roaring lionness of the oklahoma prairies looking for a scotsman in a kilt with a heart full of poetry and a good fast internet connection."

 

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[freescorfr]

That's okay, Freescorfr. I would run off with your poll no matter what sex I am!!

Yes, but leave my pole attached. You're an -ess!

It's clearly a chase in the long grass. I'm up to that. I've had a good sleep on my back. I've watched all the David Atenborough films. I know how to "do" a lionness. When I catch you.

 

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[freescorfr]

Hunny, I'm not running. I haven't seen a lion run from an attacker perhaps had them for lunch!

You forgot, darling, you're a squaw, and I've got feathers to tickle you with. You are lasooed and I'm dragging you back to where the wigwam was. It's just a piece of cloth lying on the ground, by all accounts. You have turned my wigwam back into a blanket!

I need something to tie you to. A Poll.

I'm looking for a poll.

 

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[Nigel]

I sleep on my back or my side - sleeping on my stomach gets painful...it's the worst position for the lower back.....

The BEST way to sleep, in my opinion, is on my side...spooned up behind a lovely woman....my arm around her torso...and my leg wrapped around her hip......

 

[freescorfr]

Hunny, if you can't find your poll, we are both in a world of hurt!!

It's all right love - my pole is now a post.

 

[YosemiteSam]

Why I sleep on my back?

There are several reasons.
I used to sleep on my stomache, but that causes pain and stiffness in my lower back now, that I notice when I streach out with a good book. Sleeping on your side is the worst thing for your shoulders, and considering I've seperated both my so many times, I can't even remember them (to many bucking horses for me) all thats no longer comfortable anymore either for extended periods of time. I started sleeping on my back, long before everything started to hurt though. When I started sleeping with women,it seemed the natural way to be with them tucked across my chest under an arm. Same with my kid, nothing put him to sleep as a baby faster than layin him across my chest with my shirt off. MOM (the X) would be pulling her hair out with the boy screaming, I'd take him out to the living room, and she'd get pissed cuse 10 min later we were both asleep in my lazyboy.
Years of paranoia training by life have, have taught me not to turn my back on the world while I've varuablely asleep.

 

[Vinny]

side

I have only slept on my back once and I was soned then. I always sleep on my right side with 2 pillows under my head, 2 under my arm, one under my chest and one over my head unless I have a woman with me then the pillows go and I snuggle with her. Another reason is because 90% of the time I am sleeping my cock is hard and the mattress would hurt

 

[DevilBoy79]

The BEST way to sleep, in my opinion, is on my side...spooned up behind a lovely woman....my arm around her torso...and my leg wrapped around her hip......

that is a comfortable way to sleep, tis true, but my arm ends up pinned to her chest as she holds it, and holds onto my left ankle with her calfs, its really cute actually, if i move or get up for water or something, automatically when i get back in bed, asleep or not, she can always find a way to get me back into that position its very warm too another plus sleeping like that