Why Caddlebear? Why?!

[Cadoras]

Caddlebear, why do books have spines? I've been bothering about that for ages, as they don't have any other boney bits.

Now, what you may want to be asking there is why don't some creatures have spines? *Points accusingly at the books* They're bloody thieves! The single reason that books have spines is because they stole them from poor defenseless creatures that then had to evolve without them! *Shakes head sadly*

But it's okay! Those creatures are better off without them.... *Glares at the books* Stop looking at my spine like that!

You'd best watch out though.... Those books are happy just having spines for now... But soon they'll want eyes and ears..... Where will it end?

Or maybe I'm just paranoid

 

[Morrigu]

Now, what you may want to be asking there is why don't some creatures have spines? *Points accusingly at the books* They're bloody thieves! The single reason that books have spines is because they stole them from poor defenseless creatures that then had to evolve without them! *Shakes head sadly*

But it's okay! Those creatures are better off without them.... *Glares at the books* Stop looking at my spine like that!

You'd best watch out though.... Those books are happy just having spines for now... But soon they'll want eyes and ears..... Where will it end?

Or maybe I'm just paranoid

Delicious answer *puts hands over ears* Now, how do I hug you?

 

[Cadoras]

Mr. Caddlebear (Hugglebear)... Why the blazes do people have such a hard time comprehending the concepts?

Makes me want to hurt them. *nods*

*huggles you silly*​

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Yay! It's Bacettles!

*Huggles you back!* (I think huggling you silly would be redundant )

*Grrrrs at the people!*

Some people just aren't willing to pay enough attention to the world around, about things that they're involving themselves in.... So these people go ahead and do what they think they should be doing.... They aren't interested enough to bother working out if they're doing something right or wrong, they just believe that doing it is enough...

It's not so much that they can't comprehend the concept.... They just don't comprehend it! And I know it's incredibly frustrating... But those people will never learn! I'd call it laziness, personally....

*More huggles for Bacettles!*

 

[Cadoras]

Delicious answer *puts hands over ears* Now, how do I hug you?

*Laughs*

Well, they're probably after your eyes first, so they can see.... So I don't think putting your hands over your ears will save you, you just won't hear them sneaking up on you! Just pretend nothing's wrong and watch your books carefully *Nods*

*Hugs you!*

Okay! Caddlebear is off to bed! But he will answer more questions later!

*Huggles for all!*

 

[Bacetti]

Yay! It's Bacettles!

*Huggles you back!* (I think huggling you silly would be redundant )

*Grrrrs at the people!*

Some people just aren't willing to pay enough attention to the world around, about things that they're involving themselves in.... So these people go ahead and do what they think they should be doing.... They aren't interested enough to bother working out if they're doing something right or wrong, they just believe that doing it is enough...

It's not so much that they can't comprehend the concept.... They just don't comprehend it! And I know it's incredibly frustrating... But those people will never learn! I'd call it laziness, personally....

*More huggles for Bacettles!*

Hey!!! I'm not entirely silly! Only mostly. *nods*

You hit the head with the hammer...or the hammer hit the nail...or whatever they say.

*kissicles that turn your lips orange*

 

[asian_princess]

*crawls into thread*

Why, Caddlebear, WHY?! am I still awake at 6:24am when I have a meeting in 2 hours?... and an added bonus for extra points... why will the other people at the other people be so perky that I will want to commit mass homocide?

*curls up into ball and falls into a coma*

 

[Cadoras]

Hey!!! I'm not entirely silly! Only mostly. *nods*

You hit the head with the hammer...or the hammer hit the nail...or whatever they say.

*kissicles that turn your lips orange*

Oh.... In that case *Huggles you silly!* There! All better

Okay... So there was this hammer and this nail, right? And they kinda collided? I think I gotcha!

You are so sweet Bacettles! *Noddles*

 

[Cadoras]

*crawls into thread*

Why, Caddlebear, WHY?! am I still awake at 6:24am when I have a meeting in 2 hours?... and an added bonus for extra points... why will the other people at the other people be so perky that I will want to commit mass homocide?

*curls up into ball and falls into a coma*

Oh! This is an easy one! *Huggles APplebear*

You don't sleep.... You were awake because you don't sleep.... You occasionally nap, but that's it! Bad APplebear! But I luff you anyway!

Now... As to why those people will be so perky.... That's because they have slept! They planned ahead and got a good nights' sleep before getting up in the morning.... You didn't... So their abundance of energy will annoy you to the point that you will want to kill them.... But doesn't everyone want to do that when they're tired?

*More huggles for APplebear!*

 

[asian_princess]

Oh! This is an easy one! *Huggles APplebear*

You don't sleep.... You were awake because you don't sleep.... You occasionally nap, but that's it! Bad APplebear! But I luff you anyway!

Now... As to why those people will be so perky.... That's because they have slept! They planned ahead and got a good nights' sleep before getting up in the morning.... You didn't... So their abundance of energy will annoy you to the point that you will want to kill them.... But doesn't everyone want to do that when they're tired?

*More huggles for APplebear!*

No...

 

[Essa]

Awwwww, how could that ever please me? Nope! No pleasure from absence!

Strange story that.... You see.... What you may not know is that pizza was actually a joint creation between two people.... One of them really liked round things and the other really liked square things.... So when it came time to make pizza, they wanted to find some kind of balance... First off they tried just putting a square pizza in a round box, because a square was just the way most foods were made, but if you've ever tried to put a square thing in something round, you'll know how that went! So they decided that they'd make the pizza round, but keep it in a square box, which also made it easier to get the pizza out Everyone was happy and it's a tradition that has been kept even today!

Afternoon huggles for your nobleness

Well that shoots a hole in my theory then, I thought the round box machine had got clogged with peparami and was unfixable

Why are thunderbolts and lightning very very frightening me at this precise moment

 

[Morrigu]

Hey Caddlebear,

I have another one for you..............why do some people pout when they are unhappy with a decision, or to try to get their own way (as a pouter myself I'm very interested to know if this is some ancient throwback trait)

Hugs you........................

 

[Cadoras]

No...

I bow to your greater knowledge!

*Huggles APplebear*

 

[Cadoras]

Afternoon huggles for your nobleness

Well that shoots a hole in my theory then, I thought the round box machine had got clogged with peparami and was unfixable

Why are thunderbolts and lightning very very frightening me at this precise moment

Already evening for us Caddlebears But afternoon to you Essa!

*Huge huggles!*

Ah! You're referring to the round box fiasco of 1872? That was when they were making boxes for cakes.... And it was icing that was the problem..... *Shakes head sadly* They never learn!

Hmmmmm.... Thunderbolts and litening? Very very frightening? In my expert opinion.... You're listening to Queen!

But well... There might be a storm there... In which case if you're seeing flashes of lightning and hearing the thunder... It could be very scary, especially if you're home alone *Nods* But that's more not being sure if something bad will happen during the storm.... Which I assure you, it won't! Storms are very friendly! *Nodulates*

 

[Cadoras]

Hey Caddlebear,

I have another one for you..............why do some people pout when they are unhappy with a decision, or to try to get their own way (as a pouter myself I'm very interested to know if this is some ancient throwback trait)

Hugs you........................

Hmmmm... Pouting?

Some people are born with an actual need to pout... It is something beyond human control... Now clearly just walking around pouting isn't going to work well... So they have evolved a pout reflex... When certain conditions arise, they instantly pout...

Scientists are at this very moment doing research on this subject and they are close to developing a cure! But that's not to say that all pouters need or want a cure... Some are even fighting the development!

But, that's it... It's natural and unavoidable *Nods*

*Hugs for you!*

 

[Morrigu]

Hmmmm... Pouting?

Some people are born with an actual need to pout... It is something beyond human control... Now clearly just walking around pouting isn't going to work well... So they have evolved a pout reflex... When certain conditions arise, they instantly pout...

Scientists are at this very moment doing research on this subject and they are close to developing a cure! But that's not to say that all pouters need or want a cure... Some are even fighting the development!

But, that's it... It's natural and unavoidable *Nods*

*Hugs for you!*

Love your furry wisdom. Gigantic, squishy hugs

 

[Essa]

Already evening for us Caddlebears But afternoon to you Essa!

*Huge huggles!*

Ah! You're referring to the round box fiasco of 1872? That was when they were making boxes for cakes.... And it was icing that was the problem..... *Shakes head sadly* They never learn!

Hmmmmm.... Thunderbolts and litening? Very very frightening? In my expert opinion.... You're listening to Queen!

But well... There might be a storm there... In which case if you're seeing flashes of lightning and hearing the thunder... It could be very scary, especially if you're home alone *Nods* But that's more not being sure if something bad will happen during the storm.... Which I assure you, it won't! Storms are very friendly! *Nodulates*

Well good evening to you Caddlebear

Yep that's the one, how the hell did I get so confused? I mean I'm certainly old enough to remember it

Guiltily holds hands up, yes I am listening to Queen, but someone's got to right?

There really really is one here and I am home alone unless you count the dog and he's a bigger wuss than me

If your wiseliness assures me I'll be safe, I shall run outside and stand under a tree, just to prove how much I accept your wisdom

 

[Cadoras]

Love your furry wisdom. Gigantic, squishy hugs

Hehehehehe

*Hugs back!*

 

[Cadoras]

Well good evening to you Caddlebear

Yep that's the one, how the hell did I get so confused? I mean I'm certainly old enough to remember it

Guiltily holds hands up, yes I am listening to Queen, but someone's got to right?

There really really is one here and I am home alone unless you count the dog and he's a bigger wuss than me

If your wiseliness assures me I'll be safe, I shall run outside and stand under a tree, just to prove how much I accept your wisdom

Aha! You're a time traveller! I knew it! *Nods*

It's very easy to get confused.... I mean some of those cakes bake then had really strange stuff on them.... But then, so do cakes today!

Hey! I like Queen! Nothing wrong with listening to them... Right?

That means you're less of a wuss than the dog though! So there are points for you And at least he's company! Unless he's whimpering in fear, that kinda limits the value as company....

Erm.... You're safe right now, but if you insist on going outside and playing in the storm, you might fall down! Especially if you try to put on mascara at the same time...

So just stay inside, warm and safe!

*Huggles!*

 

[NorthernPA4U]

Why, Caddlebear, why ... does my electric company keep asking me to read my meter, then asking me to take a test on it? It's worse than grade school, and the most boring story I've ever read!

 

[Essa]

Aha! You're a time traveller! I knew it! *Nods*

It's very easy to get confused.... I mean some of those cakes bake then had really strange stuff on them.... But then, so do cakes today!

Hey! I like Queen! Nothing wrong with listening to them... Right?

That means you're less of a wuss than the dog though! So there are points for you And at least he's company! Unless he's whimpering in fear, that kinda limits the value as company....

Erm.... You're safe right now, but if you insist on going outside and playing in the storm, you might fall down! Especially if you try to put on mascara at the same time...

So just stay inside, warm and safe!

*Huggles!*

A time traveler I am, I just use my memories

I supose the strange stuff on the cakes wouldn't actually be there if you washed your hands first

Right you are, just please don't tell anyone I fear I'd be ridiculed

Woohoo I love me points, he's shaking behind the settee at the mo, I might go and join him if the very very frightening thunderbolts and lightning don't stop soon, If I went outside now I'd frighten all the little children with big black streaks of mazzy down me face

Why do people insist on coming to my house (in the very very frightening thunderbolts and lightening) and force me to make them tea when they know very well I don't want them here?

 

[Cadoras]

Why, Caddlebear, why ... does my electric company keep asking me to read my meter, then asking me to take a test on it? It's worse than grade school, and the most boring story I've ever read!

It's part of their strategy to ensure that all people that are using electricity actually understand it.... You don't wanna know what it was like back when electricity was invented... There were people all over, using electricity with absolutely no awareness of what was going on! It was utter madness!

*Nods*

Aren't you glad you don't have to put up with that?

 

[NorthernPA4U]

It's part of their strategy to ensure that all people that are using electricity actually understand it.... You don't wanna know what it was like back when electricity was invented... There were people all over, using electricity with absolutely no awareness of what was going on! It was utter madness!

*Nods*

Aren't you glad you don't have to put up with that?

Hmm, I just thought reading the words "on" and "Off" were sufficient ... and I got that in grade school too.

My head hurts. But I appreciate the insight into the minds of my electric company brothers, looking out for the welfare of us all.

 

[Cadoras]

A time traveler I am, I just use my memories

I supose the strange stuff on the cakes wouldn't actually be there if you washed your hands first

Right you are, just please don't tell anyone I fear I'd be ridiculed

Woohoo I love me points, he's shaking behind the settee at the mo, I might go and join him if the very very frightening thunderbolts and lightning don't stop soon, If I went outside now I'd frighten all the little children with big black streaks of mazzy down me face

Why do people insist on coming to my house (in the very very frightening thunderbolts and lightening) and force me to make them tea when they know very well I don't want them here?

Oh, memory travel! Even fancier!

Hey! I always wash my hands before I bake cakes! *Nodses*

Your secret is safe with me!

I hear that settees are very good places to hide! I have even been assured that storms can't find you if you hide there! *Noddles* That's an informed dog you have!

You need mascara that doesn't run! That'll solve that problem....

Well.... Some people have uncontrollable addictions.... It would seem that this particular person has an addiction to tea that is so great that they can even ignore the fact that people don't want their company.... You should be honoured that they went to all that trouble, in a storm, just to steal your tea!

*Huggles for the Stormed Essa!*

 

[Essa]

Oh, memory travel! Even fancier!

Hey! I always wash my hands before I bake cakes! *Nodses*

Your secret is safe with me!

I hear that settees are very good places to hide! I have even been assured that storms can't find you if you hide there! *Noddles* That's an informed dog you have!

You need mascara that doesn't run! That'll solve that problem....

Well.... Some people have uncontrollable addictions.... It would seem that this particular person has an addiction to tea that is so great that they can even ignore the fact that people don't want their company.... You should be honoured that they went to all that trouble, in a storm, just to steal your tea!

*Huggles for the Stormed Essa!*

Yep, you can't get much more fancier than my mind

Do you really? gosh I don't...

Aww you're such a sweetie *extra huggles* wouldn't want people to know what a wuss I really am

Wow you are so knowledgeable, I wish I was on such good terms with Hurakan I can't afford mascara that doesn't run, all my money goes on voddy

But I made it clear I didn't want them here by not answering the door, they came in anyway and they never paid for the tea before they left and to cap it all they stole my umbrella 'cause there's blew inside out, why do brollys insist on doing that?

 

[Cadoras]

Yep, you can't get much more fancier than my mind

Do you really? gosh I don't...

Aww you're such a sweetie *extra huggles* wouldn't want people to know what a wuss I really am

Wow you are so knowledgeable, I wish I was on such good terms with Hurakan I can't afford mascara that doesn't run, all my money goes on voddy

But I made it clear I didn't want them here by not answering the door, they came in anyway and they never paid for the tea before they left and to cap it all they stole my umbrella 'cause there's blew inside out, why do brollys insist on doing that?

*Peeks at your mind* I see! Very fancy!

Now I'm worried about what you end up with on your cakes.... Hmmmmm.....

Hang on! Does that make me a wuss? No, can't be!

Dogs like me! Well, except the really small ones.... They're evil! But I try to be nice....

*Nods* Vodka is always a worthy investment! Much more than mascara that doesn't run.... I mean you drink enough vodka and who cares about the mascara?

What you have there is someone with a desperate tea addiction... They'll break into peoples' houses and steal their tea! Ruthless! *Sighs* They stole your umbrella as well? Hmmmm... Worrying!

Now.... I actually have some knowledge on umbrellas... And we can't hold it against the umbrella for it's tendency to turn inside out.... That's a feature that umbrella makers added to it... Just so they could sell more umbrellas! Evil bastards! They want your umbrella to get broken, then you need to buy another from them... *Gwares at the umbrella conspirators*

Okay... I am about to head off! I hope you have a great day though! And that the storms go away *Nods*

*Leaves a huge bunch of huggles*