Why Caddlebear? Why?!
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asian_princess said:Why, Caddlebear..WHY?! must some people be just SO bleh?!
They can't help it! It's like breathing to some people.... They breathe in the happiness of other people and breathe out their own bleh miasma.... But we shouldn't hold it against them.... Just try and keep clear of their blehness!
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Cadoras said:You're sweet!
Ah, so no one ever warned you of the dangers? You must've just been very lucky then! It is truly a tragedy when one discovers the dangers of makeup application!
Fly catching is just an added bonus *Nods*
Awww! I love huggles! Yay!
Nope, I had a very bad mummy indeed
and she was very slow to point out that blue eyeliner definitely doesn't go with bright pink eyeshadow I thought I was the bees knees as well, could a Man of your expertise tell me why they didn't match Fly catching also has very few calories you can have yourself a right feast
A few more huggles speeding your way
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Cadoras said:Don't let that stop you! It's not actually guaranteed that I'll hurt myself.... Really!
Damn...I was getting all excited then
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*puts on a bleh repellent suit*Cadoras said:They can't help it! It's like breathing to some people.... They breathe in the happiness of other people and breathe out their own bleh miasma.... But we shouldn't hold it against them.... Just try and keep clear of their blehness!
how's I look??
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asian_princess said:
Well... Some mothers don't actually like their children... So they think if they bring up the subject of cliff jumping... They might be able to get rid of their kids and take some others with them.... But those mothers are evil! *Nods* Caddlebear doesn't endorse sending children to their death.... Unless it's for entertainment purposes!
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Essa said:Nope, I had a very bad mummy indeed
Fly catching also has very few calories you can have yourself a right feast
A few more huggles speeding your way
That's just mean! A mother should always tell her children when they look ridiculous! She was neglecting one of her duties and joys as a mother
Remembering that I'm colour blind... It's because pink and blue don't want to be separate colours.... They have a natural inclination to be purple and if you insist on having them next to each other, not letting them be purple, then they won't like you!
Your flies aren't soggy are they? With all the rain....
*Huggles back!*
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Cadoras said:That's just mean! A mother should always tell her children when they look ridiculous! She was neglecting one of her duties and joys as a mother
Remembering that I'm colour blind... It's because pink and blue don't want to be separate colours.... They have a natural inclination to be purple and if you insist on having them next to each other, not letting them be purple, then they won't like you!
Your flies aren't soggy are they? With all the rain....
*Huggles back!*
Somehow I don't think she got much joy from being a mother to me
Good answer, may I be permitted to ask your wiseliness two why's...why are you colour blind and why do blue and pink not like me? I haven't done anything to them
The flies are so sodden with rain they're flying half way between the floor and ceiling
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Cadoras said:
Why would I want that?
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Essa said:Somehow I don't think she got much joy from being a mother to me
Good answer, may I be permitted to ask your wiseliness two why's...why are you colour blind and why do blue and pink not like me? I haven't done anything to them
The flies are so sodden with rain they're flying half way between the floor and ceiling
That's not good at all! *Super huge huggles for you!*
Well, I am colour blind for the amusement of others, of course! So they can ask me what colour random things are.... Even though it's generally obvious..... They find it very entertaining!
I can't think of another reason....Oh, I'm sure blue and pink do like you.... But the relations between the blue and pink communities have been suffering lately.... And neither one of them wants to show preferential treatment to an individual.... So they've been treating everyone indifferently.... It's truly a sad thing.... I hope they can work out their issues soon!
At least they're easier to catch, right?
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asian_princess said:
....and why do they ask us if we want to be brained??? why would any decent loving mother want to mash their daughters head to a pulp? or was that just my mother?
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Essa said:....and why do they ask us if we want to be brained??? why would any decent loving mother want to mash their daughters head to a pulp? or was that just my mother?
They love asking obvious questions! I'm almost positive that they aren't expecting "Why yes Mother, I would love to have my head beaten to a pulp! Oh please do!" Cos that would be odd..... I'm thinking it may be more out of frustration, than actual malice
Still, it's not very nice! And I really don't think it's limited to your mother
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Cadoras said:That's not good at all! *Super huge huggles for you!*
Well, I am colour blind for the amusement of others, of course! So they can ask me what colour random things are.... Even though it's generally obvious..... They find it very entertaining!
Oh, I'm sure blue and pink do like you.... But the relations between the blue and pink communities have been suffering lately.... And neither one of them wants to show preferential treatment to an individual.... So they've been treating everyone indifferently.... It's truly a sad thing.... I hope they can work out their issues soon!
At least they're easier to catch, right?
Aww that's quite a crappy reason your wiseliness, people do seem to get entertained in the weirdest of ways
*superduperwooper huggles for your pain of unpleasant folk*I hope so too, I want to go back to my misspent youth and until pink and blue like me again I'm stuck here in front of this p.c...
You'd have thought so wouldn't you, the damned things are still to quick for me
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Cadoras said:Hmmmm.... I dunno!
But I'll be keeping an eye on you.....
Hey I'm good me, why? I haven't the foggiest
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Essa said:Aww that's quite a crappy reason your wiseliness, people do seem to get entertained in the weirdest of ways
I hope so too, I want to go back to my misspent youth and until pink and blue like me again I'm stuck here in front of this p.c...
You'd have thought so wouldn't you, the damned things are still to quick for me
It's okay! People get sick of the game pretty quickly.... And it's never very interesting... I mean how hard can it be to tell something's bright red?
Yay for huggles!
*Crosses fingers for you* I know they'll sort out their differences soon, then you'll be able to pull off the most amazing blue/pink combo looks! You'll make fashion history! *Nods*
Well, I think the problem is the fact that you stand still, applying mascara and hoping they fly into your mouth!
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Cadoras said:It's okay! People get sick of the game pretty quickly.... And it's never very interesting... I mean how hard can it be to tell something's bright red?
Yay for huggles!
*Crosses fingers for you* I know they'll sort out their differences soon, then you'll be able to pull off the most amazing blue/pink combo looks! You'll make fashion history! *Nods*
Well, I think the problem is the fact that you stand still, applying mascara and hoping they fly into your mouth!
Erm...not long at all I imagine
They better do, I need to pass my make-up tips down to my sons, I'd be a very bad mother if I splattered their faces in blues and pinks and it wasn't the trend
Yes but they're so damned fast I can't run in my six inch heels and apply mascara, they should feel privileged I allow them into my mouth at all
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Cadoras said:Okay... I'll trust you then!
*huggles!*
I am off for now... But I will answer questions when I get back!
Hope you have loads of fun
You'll be very pleased to know that when you get back...I'll be gone
So I shall leave you with yet one more why to ponder, Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Nice meeting you
take care
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Essa said:Erm...not long at all I imagine
They better do, I need to pass my make-up tips down to my sons, I'd be a very bad mother if I splattered their faces in blues and pinks and it wasn't the trend
Yes but they're so damned fast I can't run in my six inch heels and apply mascara, they should feel privileged I allow them into my mouth at all
No, not long!
No worries at all! I am sure that when you start splattering their faces with blues and pinks, everyone will be commenting on how absolutely stunning they are!
All those other mothers will be jealous *Nods*I see the problem! You're doing too much multitasking! If you'd only try to catch the flies, you'd have them in seconds! But you're right! Damn ungrateful flies! *Shakes fist*
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Essa said:You'll be very pleased to know that when you get back...I'll be gone
So I shall leave you with yet one more why to ponder, Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Nice meeting you
Awwwww, how could that ever please me? Nope! No pleasure from absence!
Strange story that.... You see.... What you may not know is that pizza was actually a joint creation between two people.... One of them really liked round things and the other really liked square things.... So when it came time to make pizza, they wanted to find some kind of balance... First off they tried just putting a square pizza in a round box, because a square was just the way most foods were made, but if you've ever tried to put a square thing in something round, you'll know how that went! So they decided that they'd make the pizza round, but keep it in a square box, which also made it easier to get the pizza out
Everyone was happy and it's a tradition that has been kept even today!
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