Why Caddlebear? Why?!

[PassionatePatty]

Peeking...

Ummm... I was invited by Essa...

 

[Cadoras]

Ummm... I was invited by Essa...

Hello there!

*Huggles for you!*

I am just about to head to bed, but if you do have any questions, I can answer them later! *Nods*

 

[PassionatePatty]

Hello there!

*Huggles for you!*

I am just about to head to bed, but if you do have any questions, I can answer them later! *Nods*

Sleep tight!

 

[Essa]

*Peeks at your mind* I see! Very fancy!

Now I'm worried about what you end up with on your cakes.... Hmmmmm.....

Hang on! Does that make me a wuss? No, can't be!

Dogs like me! Well, except the really small ones.... They're evil! But I try to be nice....

*Nods* Vodka is always a worthy investment! Much more than mascara that doesn't run.... I mean you drink enough vodka and who cares about the mascara?

What you have there is someone with a desperate tea addiction... They'll break into peoples' houses and steal their tea! Ruthless! *Sighs* They stole your umbrella as well? Hmmmm... Worrying!

Now.... I actually have some knowledge on umbrellas... And we can't hold it against the umbrella for it's tendency to turn inside out.... That's a feature that umbrella makers added to it... Just so they could sell more umbrellas! Evil bastards! They want your umbrella to get broken, then you need to buy another from them... *Gwares at the umbrella conspirators*

Okay... I am about to head off! I hope you have a great day though! And that the storms go away *Nods*

*Leaves a huge bunch of huggles*

Don't bother looking at the bit twenty years ago...well I was young

Flies legs a couple of maggots you know just the usual stuff...

Course you're not a wuss, you don't tremble at thunderbolts do you?

Small dogs are like small Men, they think they've something to prove when in fact they've nothing to prove at all

You are so wise, I think I'll take your advice this weekend, go out with pink and blue make-up a good dollop of mascara that runs in clotted streaks and tanked up on voddy, I'll have the time of my life

Them umbrella peoples arn't nice at all, who can afford to keep replacing brollys when there's more important things in the world like voddy?

I hope the storms go away as well, I've run out of candles, should have known really they're not to be used for fun and things

Have a good one *leaves an extra huge bunch of huggles for you*

 

[Cadoras]

Sleep tight!

Oh sure! Sleeping sounds good at night... But after you wake up? It's way too early! *Sigh*

 

[Cadoras]

Don't bother looking at the bit twenty years ago...well I was young

Flies legs a couple of maggots you know just the usual stuff...

Course you're not a wuss, you don't tremble at thunderbolts do you?

Small dogs are like small Men, they think they've something to prove when in fact they've nothing to prove at all

You are so wise, I think I'll take your advice this weekend, go out with pink and blue make-up a good dollop of mascara that runs in clotted streaks and tanked up on voddy, I'll have the time of my life

Them umbrella peoples arn't nice at all, who can afford to keep replacing brollys when there's more important things in the world like voddy?

I hope the storms go away as well, I've run out of candles, should have known really they're not to be used for fun and things

Have a good one *leaves an extra huge bunch of huggles for you*

Oh, but that was in the 80's! Nothing that happened then counts! *Nods*

I guess that it does make the food more interesting.....

Nopes! I love storms! But I'm just odd

*Gwares at the small dogs* Bad dogs! Well... Unless they're cute, because there's nothing wrong with cute dogs!

It sounds like a great plan for the weekend! But.... Maybe you shouldn't mention that it was my suggestion? I mean people might get jealous or something and we wouldn't want that! Also, remember to drink plenty of vodka, it's the most important thing!

*Takes umbrella people off christmas card list* They're just mean! I'll bet none of them drink, ever.... And they're probably funny looking too! Yeah!

*Shakes head* I'm guessing you moved to candles after you realised you were out of batteries?

*Loads of huggles!* Yay!

 

[asian_princess]

Why, Caddlebear, Why?! are millipedes so small and yet SOOOOOOOOO scawy?!

 

[Cadoras]

Why, Caddlebear, Why?! are millipedes so small and yet SOOOOOOOOO scawy?!

*Huggles APplebear!*

Why? Have you seen them? All those legs! You know that no matter how many pairs of shoes you have.... You can never compete with them.... They will always have more shoes than you! It's terrifying! *Gwares at the millipedes* You evil, shoe wearing bugs! Stop scawing people with your abundance of shoeness!

Don't worry APplebear, the millipedes are constantly broke, always maxing out their credit cards to buy new shoes..... Don't be afraid of them!

 

[Bacetti]

Sprinkles Caddlebear's thread with bacetticonfetti!!​

Why Caddlebear? Why?!

Why does my dog feel the need to wake me with her cold nose on my neck??






*hugglesyoubreathless!*

 

[Morrigu]

Why Caddlebear? Why?

Do my toes insist on poking out of the duvet, even when it's cold? Do you think they are trying to breathe?

Huge Huggly Hugs

 

[Cadoras]

Sprinkles Caddlebear's thread with bacetticonfetti!!​

Why Caddlebear? Why?!

Why does my dog feel the need to wake me with her cold nose on my neck??






*hugglesyoubreathless!*

*Plays in the bacetticonfetti!!*

Yay! Funs!

*Huggles Bacettles!* Happy 4th of July!

Well.... Imagine this.... You've been staring at someone for 2 hours.... Waiting for them to wake up... They don't even realise, they're sleeping soundly... Now, you don't want to wake them up, but you're curious.... So you get a little closer... You might not even realise that your nose is cold.... But when you get too close, your nose touches their neck and they wake up! Now, is it really your fault? It's an accident after all!

That's exactly what happens! *Nods* Completely innocent accidental nose touching....

*More huggles for Bacettles!* Hope that helps

 

[Cadoras]

Why Caddlebear? Why?

Do my toes insist on poking out of the duvet, even when it's cold? Do you think they are trying to breathe?

Huge Huggly Hugs

Oh no! That's a common misconception... Toes don't actually need to breathe! No, the problem you're actually having is that your duvet is mean.... It actually moves away from your toes, just so they'll get cold.... *Shakes head sadly* You really should have a good, long talk with that duvet.... It needs to learn how to be nice! Then you'll always stay warm!

*Nodses*

*Loads of huggles for you!*

Hope you have a great 4th of July

 

[Morrigu]

Oh no! That's a common misconception... Toes don't actually need to breathe! No, the problem you're actually having is that your duvet is mean.... It actually moves away from your toes, just so they'll get cold.... *Shakes head sadly* You really should have a good, long talk with that duvet.... It needs to learn how to be nice! Then you'll always stay warm!

*Nodses*

*Loads of huggles for you!*

Hope you have a great 4th of July

As usual you are beyond wise

I shall go and duvet wrestle now, until it does as it's told.

Hugs and Happy 4th to you

 

[Cadoras]

As usual you are beyond wise

I shall go and duvet wrestle now, until it does as it's told.

Hugs and Happy 4th to you

Wise? Nope! I'm Caddlebeary

Have fun with the duvet! And remember... Don't be too mean to it... Those things can get violent.... *Eyes the duvet warily*

Well, thanks! But I'm Australian, so the only significance the 4th of July has to me personally is that it's day after I get yelled at for forgetting my sisters' birthday

*Lots of huggles for everyone!*

 

[Morrigu]

Wise? Nope! I'm Caddlebeary

Have fun with the duvet! And remember... Don't be too mean to it... Those things can get violent.... *Eyes the duvet warily*

Well, thanks! But I'm Australian, so the only significance the 4th of July has to me personally is that it's day after I get yelled at for forgetting my sisters' birthday

*Lots of huggles for everyone!*

Have you been yelled at yet?

I'm a Brit so no 4th celebrations here either.

You're right about the duvet...I'm sure it tried to bite

 

[Cadoras]

Have you been yelled at yet?

I'm a Brit so no 4th celebrations here either.

You're right about the duvet...I'm sure it tried to bite

I got yelled at last night! It was fun!

Urgh... Okay... Honestly, I think I knew that already, but I wasn't paying enough attention and was stuck assuming everyone but me was celebrating the 4th!

Get a wooden spoon... Duvets have an uncontrollable fear of wooden spoons... No one is actually sure why, but trust me!

 

[Morrigu]

I got yelled at last night! It was fun!

Urgh... Okay... Honestly, I think I knew that already, but I wasn't paying enough attention and was stuck assuming everyone but me was celebrating the 4th!

Get a wooden spoon... Duvets have an uncontrollable fear of wooden spoons... No one is actually sure why, but trust me!

Well as long as you didn't hide under a duvet to muffle the yells

Right I shall go and arm myself with 2 wooden spoons...........

Tremendous thanks

 

[Cadoras]

Well as long as you didn't hide under a duvet to muffle the yells

Right I shall go and arm myself with 2 wooden spoons...........

Tremendous thanks

Of course not! I never hide under things that might eat me!

*Salutes* I know you'll do great! Best of luck with the duvet!

Most welcome! *Huggles!*

 

[Essa]

Oh, but that was in the 80's! Nothing that happened then counts! *Nods*

I guess that it does make the food more interesting.....

Nopes! I love storms! But I'm just odd

*Gwares at the small dogs* Bad dogs! Well... Unless they're cute, because there's nothing wrong with cute dogs!

It sounds like a great plan for the weekend! But.... Maybe you shouldn't mention that it was my suggestion? I mean people might get jealous or something and we wouldn't want that! Also, remember to drink plenty of vodka, it's the most important thing!

*Takes umbrella people off christmas card list* They're just mean! I'll bet none of them drink, ever.... And they're probably funny looking too! Yeah!

*Shakes head* I'm guessing you moved to candles after you realised you were out of batteries?

*Loads of huggles!* Yay!

Nothing counts in the eighties you say, phew *wipes dripping brow*

Aww you're not odd a bit eccentric but definitely not odd

But I have to tell the whole world it was your suggestion...If I'm going to be laughed at, people need to know it has nothing at all to do with me, I'm just following your wiselinesses orders

umbrella people have been off my list for years ever since after having my very first perm, the brolly went up, the spokes got caught in my glorious curls and I ended up half scalped

You guessed correctly oh noble one, mind you candles can sometimes be more fun than batteries

A good morning huggle for you, even though it's not your morning it's mine or is it yours as well

 

[asian_princess]

*Huggles APplebear!*

Why? Have you seen them? All those legs! You know that no matter how many pairs of shoes you have.... You can never compete with them.... They will always have more shoes than you! It's terrifying! *Gwares at the millipedes* You evil, shoe wearing bugs! Stop scawing people with your abundance of shoeness!

Don't worry APplebear, the millipedes are constantly broke, always maxing out their credit cards to buy new shoes..... Don't be afraid of them!

Caddlebear.

Your answer fills APplebear with a foreboding sense of...doooooom.

*looks down at mere two feet*

APplebear fears she must be a millipede descendant... for she feels the intense need to buy enough shoes to cover millions of foots..but she only has two foots.

Could this be where APplebear's fear of the 3cm black squiggly minions of hell really stems from? She is a banishee of the Milipedoidal race and fear is really her way of disguising her sadness at never really belonging with the two footsded upright walking species

*sighs resignedly*

*lies down and crawls around all squiggly*

Does Caddlebear think APplebear would make a good Millipede?

Applebear realises now, she's been fighting her ancestry her whole life, she finally understands why she only wears black ... and here she thought it was because black is more slimming...

 

[Cadoras]

Nothing counts in the eighties you say, phew *wipes dripping brow*

Aww you're not odd a bit eccentric but definitely not odd

But I have to tell the whole world it was your suggestion...If I'm going to be laughed at, people need to know it has nothing at all to do with me, I'm just following your wiselinesses orders

umbrella people have been off my list for years ever since after having my very first perm, the brolly went up, the spokes got caught in my glorious curls and I ended up half scalped

You guessed correctly oh noble one, mind you candles can sometimes be more fun than batteries

A good morning huggle for you, even though it's not your morning it's mine or is it yours as well

Of course not! *Gwares at the 80's* Bad decade! Naughty!

I am too odd! *Nods* Cos, I'm pretty sure only really rich people get to be eccentric

Okay.... I'll let you tell them! But try not to get me in too much trouble with it.... I'm not exactly a world renowned fashion expert.... But I'm working on it! Wait.... Why would people be laughing at you? You'll look great! I'm sure of it!

*Gasps* That evil umbrella! Those things should be banned! Banned forever I say! Evil, perm ruining umbrellas! *Ponders* Okay, maybe not banned, but they should come with warnings, lots and lots of warnings!

I'm sure candles can be more fun.... But that's why you should always buy extras, because candles aren't rechargeable.... Sadly... But perhaps one day! Who knows what the future holds?

Well, it's my evening now... And it was when you said it.... But! Morning huggles are good! *Gives you some warm afternoon huggles* To help with the rainy weather

 

[Cadoras]

Caddlebear.

Your answer fills APplebear with a foreboding sense of...doooooom.

*looks down at mere two feet*

APplebear fears she must be a millipede descendant... for she feels the intense need to buy enough shoes to cover millions of foots..but she only has two foots.

Could this be where APplebear's fear of the 3cm black squiggly minions of hell really stems from? She is a banishee of the Milipedoidal race and fear is really her way of disguising her sadness at never really belonging with the two footsded upright walking species

*sighs resignedly*

*lies down and crawls around all squiggly*

Does Caddlebear think APplebear would make a good Millipede?

Applebear realises now, she's been fighting her ancestry her whole life, she finally understands why she only wears black ... and here she thought it was because black is more slimming...

Erm.... APplebear? I don't know how to break this to you.....

You see.... You aren't a millipede.... Not at all... You just like shoes.... You might not be aware of this... But you're a bear! *Huggles the silly bear*

Though it is possible that in a past life you could've been a millipede.... That would explain everything! It is just a powerful emotion leftover from that previous life of yours.....

There is nothing to worry about!

*More huggles for APplebear*

 

[Essa]

Of course not! *Gwares at the 80's* Bad decade! Naughty!

I am too odd! *Nods* Cos, I'm pretty sure only really rich people get to be eccentric

Okay.... I'll let you tell them! But try not to get me in too much trouble with it.... I'm not exactly a world renowned fashion expert.... But I'm working on it! Wait.... Why would people be laughing at you? You'll look great! I'm sure of it!

*Gasps* That evil umbrella! Those things should be banned! Banned forever I say! Evil, perm ruining umbrellas! *Ponders* Okay, maybe not banned, but they should come with warnings, lots and lots of warnings!

I'm sure candles can be more fun.... But that's why you should always buy extras, because candles aren't rechargeable.... Sadly... But perhaps one day! Who knows what the future holds?

Well, it's my evening now... And it was when you said it.... But! Morning huggles are good! *Gives you some warm afternoon huggles* To help with the rainy weather

Well I wouldn't go so far as to say a bad decade, but naughty yes

Damn, does that mean you're skint? I was hoping the wisely one would send a few quid my way...

Of course you're a world renowned fashion expert, why else would I be listening to your excellent advice You're right I'll look great, especially with a pair of stripy leg warmers on, wow you sure know how to bring out the best in me

The worst thing about brolly-gate was whenever I opened my umbrella locks of curls wold fly off hitting innocent bystanders in the eye....I think we'll keep umbrellas, it was fun

I would love a rechargable candle could your wiseliness not invent one...just for me, free of charge naturally

It's still raining and pouring, so I'll send you some lovely wet evening huggles just to annoy you

Big grovelling apologies for not asking your wiseliness a question, thing is I'm so hungover from my mammoth voddy session last night, I forgot...

Why doesn't voddy like me?

 

[Cadoras]

Well I wouldn't go so far as to say a bad decade, but naughty yes

Damn, does that mean you're skint? I was hoping the wisely one would send a few quid my way...

Of course you're a world renowned fashion expert, why else would I be listening to your excellent advice You're right I'll look great, especially with a pair of stripy leg warmers on, wow you sure know how to bring out the best in me

The worst thing about brolly-gate was whenever I opened my umbrella locks of curls wold fly off hitting innocent bystanders in the eye....I think we'll keep umbrellas, it was fun

I would love a rechargable candle could your wiseliness not invent one...just for me, free of charge naturally

It's still raining and pouring, so I'll send you some lovely wet evening huggles just to annoy you

Big grovelling apologies for not asking your wiseliness a question, thing is I'm so hungover from my mammoth voddy session last night, I forgot...

Why doesn't voddy like me?

Okay... Just naughty *Nods* Go sit in the corner 80's!

Maybe one day! But these things take time! So for now, I'm just odd...

Well.... I can think of one other reason you might be listening to my advice.... *Glances at the empty vodka bottles* But okay! Leg warmers? With stripes? Genius! You'll be like Cinderella! And not in the riding around in a pumpkin way either... Because that's just strange!

You turned your umbrella into a hair launcher? Wows! That's brilliance! I never would've thought of that! *Puts a tick in the plus column for umbrellas* Yay! They can stay

*Thinks* A rechargeable candle? It won't be easy... But I can try! There has to be a way!

It's okay! I know how hard it can be to come up with questions.... I'm not actually a very good question asker myself....

I'm sure voddy likes you.... *Points at empty vodka bottles* Just look at how much of it is living inside you! It must love you.... I think that the problem might actually be that it likes you too much.... So it gets attached to you and you end up feeling a little urghful when you wake up.... It's called voddy overenthusiasm *Nods*

 

[Morrigu]

Of course not! I never hide under things that might eat me!

*Salutes* I know you'll do great! Best of luck with the duvet!

Most welcome! *Huggles!*

Bugger duvets! After the wooden spoon incident, mine waited until I was asleep before bundling me out of bed and onto the floor We've come to a compromise now.....as long as bottom stays out of bed duvet is happy.

Thanks again for your wise words

Hugs you.