Why Caddlebear? Why?!

[Essa]

Okay... Just naughty *Nods* Go sit in the corner 80's!

Maybe one day! But these things take time! So for now, I'm just odd...

Well.... I can think of one other reason you might be listening to my advice.... *Glances at the empty vodka bottles* But okay! Leg warmers? With stripes? Genius! You'll be like Cinderella! And not in the riding around in a pumpkin way either... Because that's just strange!

You turned your umbrella into a hair launcher? Wows! That's brilliance! I never would've thought of that! *Puts a tick in the plus column for umbrellas* Yay! They can stay

*Thinks* A rechargeable candle? It won't be easy... But I can try! There has to be a way!

It's okay! I know how hard it can be to come up with questions.... I'm not actually a very good question asker myself....

I'm sure voddy likes you.... *Points at empty vodka bottles* Just look at how much of it is living inside you! It must love you.... I think that the problem might actually be that it likes you too much.... So it gets attached to you and you end up feeling a little urghful when you wake up.... It's called voddy overenthusiasm *Nods*

Perhaps the naughty chair would suffice, it needs to stay there for eighty minutes though, no being lenient and soppy

Hey we can be odd together 'cause I'm not rich either *glances at the collection of empty voddy bottles and wonders why?*

And it certainly wouldn't do for me to look strange how would I ever live with myself again?

You can do anything you want I have utmost faith in you, I shall be expecting my rechargeable candle first post tomorrow

Questions are hard to think of when your brain is mushed, perhaps the voddy seeping out of my ears is indication I must stop drinking...for an hour or so anyway

voddy overenthusiasm? woohoo at last a name for my apparent problem How can I ever repay you?

 

[Cadoras]

Bugger duvets! After the wooden spoon incident, mine waited until I was asleep before bundling me out of bed and onto the floor We've come to a compromise now.....as long as bottom stays out of bed duvet is happy.

Thanks again for your wise words

Hugs you.

What a devious Duvet! *gasps in shock*

I am glad that you've at least managed some kind of compromise though.... It's never good to fight with things you keep in your bed......

I do try to help people! *Nods* So you're welcome

*Hugses!*

 

[Cadoras]

Perhaps the naughty chair would suffice, it needs to stay there for eighty minutes though, no being lenient and soppy

Hey we can be odd together 'cause I'm not rich either *glances at the collection of empty voddy bottles and wonders why?*

And it certainly wouldn't do for me to look strange how would I ever live with myself again?

You can do anything you want I have utmost faith in you, I shall be expecting my rechargeable candle first post tomorrow

Questions are hard to think of when your brain is mushed, perhaps the voddy seeping out of my ears is indication I must stop drinking...for an hour or so anyway

voddy overenthusiasm? woohoo at last a name for my apparent problem How can I ever repay you?

You have a naughty chair? *Points at the naughty chair* Okay, you heard her 80's no less than 80 minutes for you!

Don't worry! You'll be rich in no time! Just wait till your collection of vodka bottles goes to auction!

Yes... I understand... Why would you want to live with a strange person? Strange people are creepy! Well, kinda....

First post? Hang on.... You expect me to somehow get a Candle from Perth to England that quickly? *Sighs* I can't do miracles.... But I do have ideas! *Nods* On the candle that is.....

A whole hour? With no vodka? *Blinks* That's madness! What will you do? You'll go crazy! Maybe just 15 minutes? Surely that should be enough

Yes, Voddy Overenthusiasm... That's the official name! But I don't need any kind of repayment, just sharing my knowledge *Huggles!*

 

[Essa]

You have a naughty chair? *Points at the naughty chair* Okay, you heard her 80's no less than 80 minutes for you!

Don't worry! You'll be rich in no time! Just wait till your collection of vodka bottles goes to auction!

Yes... I understand... Why would you want to live with a strange person? Strange people are creepy! Well, kinda....

First post? Hang on.... You expect me to somehow get a Candle from Perth to England that quickly? *Sighs* I can't do miracles.... But I do have ideas! *Nods* On the candle that is.....

A whole hour? With no vodka? *Blinks* That's madness! What will you do? You'll go crazy! Maybe just 15 minutes? Surely that should be enough

Yes, Voddy Overenthusiasm... That's the official name! But I don't need any kind of repayment, just sharing my knowledge *Huggles!*

My naughty chair was brought for the kids, strangely I’m on it more than them

If that’s the case I should be a squillionaire in no time at all, I might even send you 50 cents for all your kindness

Actually I already live with a very strange person

Well o.k if you put it like that maybe I am a tad to demanding…I shall expect it second post instead...

I’ll have you know I did a whole hour once without voddy with no ill effects at all. Probably ‘cause I was drinking rum instead

Wonderful knowledge it is too, have an evening huggle or three for all your wiseness

 

[Cadoras]

My naughty chair was brought for the kids, strangely I’m on it more than them

If that’s the case I should be a squillionaire in no time at all, I might even send you 50 cents for all your kindness

Actually I already live with a very strange person

Well o.k if you put it like that maybe I am a tad to demanding…I shall expect it second post instead...

I’ll have you know I did a whole hour once without voddy with no ill effects at all. Probably ‘cause I was drinking rum instead

Wonderful knowledge it is too, have an evening huggle or three for all your wiseness

That's the problem with getting such a comfortable naughty chair! It's supposed to be something people don't want to sit in.....

Australian cents? I was hoping for some of your fancy english money! It's worth lots!

Oh no! Is this someone other than yourself? I'm not suggesting that you're strange or anything... Just curious.... Really!

The candle is on it's way! It should be there.... Eventually! *Nods* As long as customs don't get onto it! You know how they are with special candles.....

You were drinking rum instead of vodka? Hmmmmm.... Were you trapped on a pirate ship? I hate when that happens to me!

Awwwwww, you're so sweet! *Gives you lots of afternoon huggles for your sweetness*

If you ever need to know anything, you know who to ask

 

[Essa]

That's the problem with getting such a comfortable naughty chair! It's supposed to be something people don't want to sit in.....

Australian cents? I was hoping for some of your fancy english money! It's worth lots!

Oh no! Is this someone other than yourself? I'm not suggesting that you're strange or anything... Just curious.... Really!

The candle is on it's way! It should be there.... Eventually! *Nods* As long as customs don't get onto it! You know how they are with special candles.....

You were drinking rum instead of vodka? Hmmmmm.... Were you trapped on a pirate ship? I hate when that happens to me!

Awwwwww, you're so sweet! *Gives you lots of afternoon huggles for your sweetness*

If you ever need to know anything, you know who to ask

Things just never seem to work out the way you plan 'em do they?

We have no fancy English money just some paper with a pic of the queen and other odd dudes

I'm very strange and happy to admit unfortunately I live with someone even stranger...It greatly upsets me at times, I so want to be the strangest

Woohoo my rechargeable candle, I'd hate to think where customs might stick it...then again it would be fun to watch

Hey how did you know that, it was awful, surrounded by strong Men, all the booze you could drink and piratey type songs...How I lasted two years beats me

A question for your wiseliness that's always bugged me, why isn’t the number eleven pronounced onety one?

 

[Cadoras]

Things just never seem to work out the way you plan 'em do they?

We have no fancy English money just some paper with a pic of the queen and other odd dudes

I'm very strange and happy to admit unfortunately I live with someone even stranger...It greatly upsets me at times, I so want to be the strangest

Woohoo my rechargeable candle, I'd hate to think where customs might stick it...then again it would be fun to watch

Hey how did you know that, it was awful, surrounded by strong Men, all the booze you could drink and piratey type songs...How I lasted two years beats me

A question for your wiseliness that's always bugged me, why isn’t the number eleven pronounced onety one?

They can! *Points at Caddlebears' book of successful plans* See? Some plans work! Really!

We have some money with the queen on it too! But our notes are made from plastic.... Cos we're odd....

*Gasps in shock!* You live with someone stranger than yourself? That is an outrage! *Hands you a book titled "Caddlebears' guide to being strange"* Use this! You will be stranger than anyone you know in no time!

*Worries about the safety of the candle* I'm sure it'll be okay.... The customs people are very friendly, right? And I'm sure you'll watch it closely, to make sure it's okay!

Well, you'd have to be on a Pirate ship to get rum, but not vodka.... Unless they were Russian pirates..... Let's join a Russian pirate crew! Or not.... I'm glad you survived it though! I hear those pirate ships can get pretty rowdy....

Let me see..... Back when counting was invented.... There was a team of numerical researchers.... It may surprise you to know that there were infact eleven researchers on this team.... But two of them didn't have very large roles.... These individuals were Eleven Sirgus and Tenniver Larms (Ten to his friends) So when they were deciding how they'd setup their counting system.... They decided that those two would only be minorly credited.... So, the good friend that he was, One Iverson gave up one of his turns to his buddy Eleven.... Just so he could at least show up in the counting system, even if it was only in a very small way.... Poor Tenniver, who only had a slightly larger role than Eleven, was just put at the end, and his turns were stolen by everyone but the good hearted One.... And that is the story of why we don't count to Onety One

*Huggles Essa!*

 

[Essa]

They can! *Points at Caddlebears' book of successful plans* See? Some plans work! Really!

We have some money with the queen on it too! But our notes are made from plastic.... Cos we're odd....

*Gasps in shock!* You live with someone stranger than yourself? That is an outrage! *Hands you a book titled "Caddlebears' guide to being strange"* Use this! You will be stranger than anyone you know in no time!

*Worries about the safety of the candle* I'm sure it'll be okay.... The customs people are very friendly, right? And I'm sure you'll watch it closely, to make sure it's okay!

Well, you'd have to be on a Pirate ship to get rum, but not vodka.... Unless they were Russian pirates..... Let's join a Russian pirate crew! Or not.... I'm glad you survived it though! I hear those pirate ships can get pretty rowdy....

Let me see..... Back when counting was invented.... There was a team of numerical researchers.... It may surprise you to know that there were infact eleven researchers on this team.... But two of them didn't have very large roles.... These individuals were Eleven Sirgus and Tenniver Larms (Ten to his friends) So when they were deciding how they'd setup their counting system.... They decided that those two would only be minorly credited.... So, the good friend that he was, One Iverson gave up one of his turns to his buddy Eleven.... Just so he could at least show up in the counting system, even if it was only in a very small way.... Poor Tenniver, who only had a slightly larger role than Eleven, was just put at the end, and his turns were stolen by everyone but the good hearted One.... And that is the story of why we don't count to Onety One

*Huggles Essa!*

I want that book, first post tomorrow be o.k?

Eeewwee plastic notes how yucky, yep you're all definitely odd over there

Aww you're adorabubble I shall have my nose in this book all night, except of coarse when I'm drinking me voddy, well it is Friday

No need to worry about the candle I'm sure you've made it extra strong, I'm more worried about what it will look like afterwards...please tell me you didn't make in white?

I'd love to join a Russian pirate crew, you can't back out now, you put it up there, look, see I was way more rowdy than them I reckon they were glad to see the back of me

That took my breath away such wise words...I'm humbled...

You'll be very pleased to know I'm off now but Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?

 

[Cadoras]

I want that book, first post tomorrow be o.k?

Eeewwee plastic notes how yucky, yep you're all definitely odd over there

Aww you're adorabubble I shall have my nose in this book all night, except of coarse when I'm drinking me voddy, well it is Friday

No need to worry about the candle I'm sure you've made it extra strong, I'm more worried about what it will look like afterwards...please tell me you didn't make in white?

I'd love to join a Russian pirate crew, you can't back out now, you put it up there, look, see I was way more rowdy than them I reckon they were glad to see the back of me

That took my breath away such wise words...I'm humbled...

You'll be very pleased to know I'm off now but Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?

You want my book of successful plans? *Worries* I guess you can borrow it.... For a little while...... *Mails the book*

Hey! It's not my fault! But they are waterproof... That's good, right?

I am sure you'll be the most strangestest person you know! *Nods* That's how effective that book is! You'll be strange or drunk, beyond your wildest dreams!

Erm.... *Worries even more...* I'm sure it'll be fine! It's a nice black candle *Still worries* Why would the colour matter? *Blinks confuzzledly*

Okay... We'll join the Russian Pirate Crew together! *Looks for a russian pirate ship* Do you happen to know what they look like? You're the pirating expert! Oh, I just need to look for empty vodka bottles! Gotcha

*Sighs* Were you picking fights with those pirates? This is what happens when people drink rum! It's evil! Or... It could be what happens when people need more rum *Nods*

I thought you'd appreciate that! Not too many people know the truth about our numerical system.... Some people aren't even interested! It's a travesty!

I'd never be pleased at you leaving! Especially since I wasn't here to be pleased by it.....

Let me tell you a story, the story of a young man named Charles Havendish... He used to go out quite often, carousing with his friends... One day young Charles met a delightful girl named Samantha... Now Samantha was a very attractive young lady... And he was quite smitten with her... After dating for quite some time, he started to call her Sam... So, she decided that she would call him Charlie.... It did occur to him to point out the lack of real difference between the names.... But Samantha was very attractive.... And so.... To this day.... Charles and Charlie are interchangeable and men don't doubt the word of women

*Leaves loads of huggles!*

 

[Essa]

You want my book of successful plans? *Worries* I guess you can borrow it.... For a little while...... *Mails the book*

Hey! It's not my fault! But they are waterproof... That's good, right?

I am sure you'll be the most strangestest person you know! *Nods* That's how effective that book is! You'll be strange or drunk, beyond your wildest dreams!

Erm.... *Worries even more...* I'm sure it'll be fine! It's a nice black candle *Still worries* Why would the colour matter? *Blinks confuzzledly*

Okay... We'll join the Russian Pirate Crew together! *Looks for a russian pirate ship* Do you happen to know what they look like? You're the pirating expert! Oh, I just need to look for empty vodka bottles! Gotcha

*Sighs* Were you picking fights with those pirates? This is what happens when people drink rum! It's evil! Or... It could be what happens when people need more rum *Nods*

I thought you'd appreciate that! Not too many people know the truth about our numerical system.... Some people aren't even interested! It's a travesty!

I'd never be pleased at you leaving! Especially since I wasn't here to be pleased by it.....

Let me tell you a story, the story of a young man named Charles Havendish... He used to go out quite often, carousing with his friends... One day young Charles met a delightful girl named Samantha... Now Samantha was a very attractive young lady... And he was quite smitten with her... After dating for quite some time, he started to call her Sam... So, she decided that she would call him Charlie.... It did occur to him to point out the lack of real difference between the names.... But Samantha was very attractive.... And so.... To this day.... Charles and Charlie are interchangeable and men don't doubt the word of women

*Leaves loads of huggles!*

No need to worry about your little book, just memorise it all first in case I have one of my little accidents

That’s very good are they fire proof as well?

Strange and drunk beyond my wildest dreams sounds very familiar at this precise moment, maybe I don’t need your book after all...

The colour definitely matters if you sent a white one it would get all dusty and stuff and I’m allergic to dust and stuff hence a darker candle

I can’t remember what the Russian pirate ship looks like…I was to drunk, I picked fights with them all and I’ll have you know I won, I’m a toughie me

The world has indeed gone very sad, maybe you should write a book about the numerical system, earn squillions of dollars and then give it all to me as it was my idea

Hey, that means you’re sad you wasn’t here to be pleased that I went, how could you? *sob*

What a wonderful wise answer especially the bit about women always being right

I shall be leaving you with a very serious question today…Why do delivery Men say they’ll be delivering at seven and at nine they’re still not here?

Masses and masses of huggles for ya

 

[Cadoras]

No need to worry about your little book, just memorise it all first in case I have one of my little accidents

That’s very good are they fire proof as well?

Strange and drunk beyond my wildest dreams sounds very familiar at this precise moment, maybe I don’t need your book after all...

The colour definitely matters if you sent a white one it would get all dusty and stuff and I’m allergic to dust and stuff hence a darker candle

I can’t remember what the Russian pirate ship looks like…I was to drunk, I picked fights with them all and I’ll have you know I won, I’m a toughie me

The world has indeed gone very sad, maybe you should write a book about the numerical system, earn squillions of dollars and then give it all to me as it was my idea

Hey, that means you’re sad you wasn’t here to be pleased that I went, how could you? *sob*

What a wonderful wise answer especially the bit about women always being right

I shall be leaving you with a very serious question today…Why do delivery Men say they’ll be delivering at seven and at nine they’re still not here?

Masses and masses of huggles for ya

I think the book is waterproof..... But I'm not sure about fire.... And whatever else it may be subjected to.... *Crosses fingers for the book*

No.... Our notes don't do so well with heat.... They're made from plastic so..... They melt....

It's not my fault you're such an interesting drinker! But you know, there's always room for improvement! *Nods* You could be stranger and drunker!

No worries! It's black... You won't even notice any dust! And it'll look really pretty too! And if you use it often, because it's rechargeable, it'll be great!

Okay! I shall take you with me when I go looking for the pirate ship! I know you'll be able to find us a good one *Nods* Just make sure they have vodka And of course somewhere for you to show off your fighting skills!

Oh no! I don't think I should right books about history..... I might forget an important detail or something and I wanted want to get in trouble for misleading people! I will get my squillions another way

I am never pleased when you leave! I mean who else will keep me company here? They think I'm odd! Mean people..... *Huggles Essa!*

Well, of course! And that story is based on true events! I would never just make up an answer.... Only the absolute truth will do! *Nods assuredly*

Hmmmmmm.... Delivery men you say? Tricky creatures.... This is actually part of a delivery man mating ritual.... You see... They tell the attractive women that they will be there at some early hour.... The women get ready, make sure they're awake.... Wait patiently for the delivery man, maybe even thinking he'll be early.... The longer it takes, the more impatient the woman gets, wondering if he'll really show up..... So by the time he does get there, she's desperate, maybe she'll jump him when he gets there and his delivery man mating quota will be fulfilled.... Delivery men are strange.... They don't have the greatest mating techniques... Don't judge them too harshly

*Huggles back!* Yay for huggly Essa!

 

[Essa]

I think the book is waterproof..... But I'm not sure about fire.... And whatever else it may be subjected to.... *Crosses fingers for the book*

No.... Our notes don't do so well with heat.... They're made from plastic so..... They melt....

It's not my fault you're such an interesting drinker! But you know, there's always room for improvement! *Nods* You could be stranger and drunker!

No worries! It's black... You won't even notice any dust! And it'll look really pretty too! And if you use it often, because it's rechargeable, it'll be great!

Okay! I shall take you with me when I go looking for the pirate ship! I know you'll be able to find us a good one *Nods* Just make sure they have vodka And of course somewhere for you to show off your fighting skills!

Oh no! I don't think I should right books about history..... I might forget an important detail or something and I wanted want to get in trouble for misleading people! I will get my squillions another way

I am never pleased when you leave! I mean who else will keep me company here? They think I'm odd! Mean people..... *Huggles Essa!*

Well, of course! And that story is based on true events! I would never just make up an answer.... Only the absolute truth will do! *Nods assuredly*

Hmmmmmm.... Delivery men you say? Tricky creatures.... This is actually part of a delivery man mating ritual.... You see... They tell the attractive women that they will be there at some early hour.... The women get ready, make sure they're awake.... Wait patiently for the delivery man, maybe even thinking he'll be early.... The longer it takes, the more impatient the woman gets, wondering if he'll really show up..... So by the time he does get there, she's desperate, maybe she'll jump him when he gets there and his delivery man mating quota will be fulfilled.... Delivery men are strange.... They don't have the greatest mating techniques... Don't judge them too harshly

*Huggles back!* Yay for huggly Essa!

I'm sorry simply crossing your fingers for the book won't work, may I suggest you just kiss it goodbye?

Perhaps you could send all your notes over to me, there's no sun here only rain, the water will make them grow into more notes making me...erm...us rich

I'm not sure the world is ready for a stranger drunker me but seeing as you know everything I'll take your advice *goes and opens another bottle of voddy*

My fighting skills are legendary, I can scratch an eye out in a milli second and as for pulling hair, it'll take your breath away, you've no need to fear, I'll protect you, maybe you could hire me out for parties and weddings and stuff, people always love a good boozy scrap, make your squillions that way?

Very very mean people here, of coarse you're not odd, you're no different to me....we're just mad, here have an early morning huggle

You certainly wouldn't make up an answer I mean to test the mascara theory you had to eat at least a thousand flies

I knew it, you are so wise and so right, though I'm not to happy they didn't give me any discount for my amazing show of desperate gratitude when they finally got here...Why do you think that was?

 

[Cadoras]

I'm sorry simply crossing your fingers for the book won't work, may I suggest you just kiss it goodbye?

Perhaps you could send all your notes over to me, there's no sun here only rain, the water will make them grow into more notes making me...erm...us rich

I'm not sure the world is ready for a stranger drunker me but seeing as you know everything I'll take your advice *goes and opens another bottle of voddy*

My fighting skills are legendary, I can scratch an eye out in a milli second and as for pulling hair, it'll take your breath away, you've no need to fear, I'll protect you, maybe you could hire me out for parties and weddings and stuff, people always love a good boozy scrap, make your squillions that way?

Very very mean people here, of coarse you're not odd, you're no different to me....we're just mad, here have an early morning huggle

You certainly wouldn't make up an answer I mean to test the mascara theory you had to eat at least a thousand flies

I knew it, you are so wise and so right, though I'm not to happy they didn't give me any discount for my amazing show of desperate gratitude when they finally got here...Why do you think that was?

The book's already gone! But don't worry, I did memorise it first.... So it's not a complete loss! Though, I will lose all my fabulous illustrations!

I don't think money grows on trees..... Or at all.... But it is a good idea! Who knows what wonderful things could be achieved by trying to grow money? We may even manage to grow a new type!

Actually.... I took a survey three days ago... And all of the people I surveyed said that they were absolutely ready for a stranger, drunker Essa! 99.8% of those people weren't actually sure who Essa was.... But only 20% of them were pirates with psychological problems....

Wahoo! I like the sound of your idea! Particularly the part where you do all the work to make my squillions! But I have a better idea! Well, maybe... We could take over one of those russian pirate ships, then use that to rob cruise ships! Or just steal one.... I'm sure you could manage it, with your legendary brawling skills!

*Looks at the early morning huggle* Hey! It is early morning here *Huggles Essa back!* If you say so... But how is mad different from odd? I guess it depends on how you say it really... Mad is generally something like "You're mad!" which is similar to "You're crazy!" or "You're insane!" While with odd, you have "You're odd...." or "You're strange..." I see now! Thank you! People have to use exclamation marks when they are talking about me

Oh yes! Lots of fly eating for that mascara theory... I mean if you don't catch a fly, you aren't putting the mascara on right! And then you'll look bad! No one wants that...

Hmmmmm.... The delivery man can be a tricky creature.... No discount at all? I think that the problem may be in how you showed your gratitude.... Now for delivery of a cooker, these delivery men usually require gifts in exchange for discounts... Did you offer them humans? The sons' girlfriend or something? Delivery men love gifts! Though, I guess some people consider whole people to excessive.... It's possible that they got confused when they saw your gratitude though! Some delivery men can't quite handle it, so they forget about discounts.... It is my belief that your delivery men were badly trained... I mean they weren't even 4 hours late, were they? *Shakes head sadly*

*More huggles for Essa!*

 

[Essa]

The book's already gone! But don't worry, I did memorise it first.... So it's not a complete loss! Though, I will lose all my fabulous illustrations!

I don't think money grows on trees..... Or at all.... But it is a good idea! Who knows what wonderful things could be achieved by trying to grow money? We may even manage to grow a new type!

Actually.... I took a survey three days ago... And all of the people I surveyed said that they were absolutely ready for a stranger, drunker Essa! 99.8% of those people weren't actually sure who Essa was.... But only 20% of them were pirates with psychological problems....

Wahoo! I like the sound of your idea! Particularly the part where you do all the work to make my squillions! But I have a better idea! Well, maybe... We could take over one of those russian pirate ships, then use that to rob cruise ships! Or just steal one.... I'm sure you could manage it, with your legendary brawling skills!

*Looks at the early morning huggle* Hey! It is early morning here *Huggles Essa back!* If you say so... But how is mad different from odd? I guess it depends on how you say it really... Mad is generally something like "You're mad!" which is similar to "You're crazy!" or "You're insane!" While with odd, you have "You're odd...." or "You're strange..." I see now! Thank you! People have to use exclamation marks when they are talking about me

Oh yes! Lots of fly eating for that mascara theory... I mean if you don't catch a fly, you aren't putting the mascara on right! And then you'll look bad! No one wants that...

Hmmmmm.... The delivery man can be a tricky creature.... No discount at all? I think that the problem may be in how you showed your gratitude.... Now for delivery of a cooker, these delivery men usually require gifts in exchange for discounts... Did you offer them humans? The sons' girlfriend or something? Delivery men love gifts! Though, I guess some people consider whole people to excessive.... It's possible that they got confused when they saw your gratitude though! Some delivery men can't quite handle it, so they forget about discounts.... It is my belief that your delivery men were badly trained... I mean they weren't even 4 hours late, were they? *Shakes head sadly*

*More huggles for Essa!*

Hey…no need to worry about your illustrations, I can draw super duper matchstick men and I do a mean cat and dog, I’ll send ‘em over, you need to pay on your end though, I’m skint.

A new type of money? Hmm sounds a good idea as long as it’s got my face on it I quite fancy being all queenish

Woohoo 2% of peoples knew me, god I’m popular, you do realise the pirates couldn’t possibly admit to knowing me…it would be more than their life’s worth

I actually think I got a bit carried away there, I’ve had time to reconsider and decided I was just trying to be to nice…any squillions I make are mine and mine alone and any squillions you make are mine and mine alone….sound fair? Stealing a cruise ship would be fun though, have you anywhere to hide it ‘till the heat dies down?

Wow you got my early morning huggle on your early morning, see that’s what happens when two oddies mingle, I shall now leave you an afternoon huggle, you may humour me and pretend you got it in the afternoon

I offered the delivery Men my good whole self, (I did actually think about number one son’s girlfriend but when she saw me staring at her she made a quick exit to the boys room) I’m afraid they weren’t impressed, could have been something to do with the pink and blue eye make-up and the flies legs hanging from my mouth, bugger ‘em, some Men just have no taste. I shall be writing a letter of complaint, how dare they turn me down!!

My why question of the day, Why don't you ever see baby pigeons

 

[Cadoras]

Hey…no need to worry about your illustrations, I can draw super duper matchstick men and I do a mean cat and dog, I’ll send ‘em over, you need to pay on your end though, I’m skint.

A new type of money? Hmm sounds a good idea as long as it’s got my face on it I quite fancy being all queenish

Woohoo 2% of peoples knew me, god I’m popular, you do realise the pirates couldn’t possibly admit to knowing me…it would be more than their life’s worth

I actually think I got a bit carried away there, I’ve had time to reconsider and decided I was just trying to be to nice…any squillions I make are mine and mine alone and any squillions you make are mine and mine alone….sound fair? Stealing a cruise ship would be fun though, have you anywhere to hide it ‘till the heat dies down?

Wow you got my early morning huggle on your early morning, see that’s what happens when two oddies mingle, I shall now leave you an afternoon huggle, you may humour me and pretend you got it in the afternoon

I offered the delivery Men my good whole self, (I did actually think about number one son’s girlfriend but when she saw me staring at her she made a quick exit to the boys room) I’m afraid they weren’t impressed, could have been something to do with the pink and blue eye make-up and the flies legs hanging from my mouth, bugger ‘em, some Men just have no taste. I shall be writing a letter of complaint, how dare they turn me down!!

My why question of the day, Why don't you ever see baby pigeons

Wow.... You'd let me just have your amazing, artistic creations? But they've gotta be worth squillions! You are so generous! I'll definitely pay the postage.... I mean, cats, dogs and matchstick men? What more could I need?

Well, you will be growing the money, so I'm sure that it will take on your appearance *Nods* Yay for Queen Essa!

Yep! You're super popular! We will have to start beating them with sticks! I'm not exactly sure why we'll be beating them with sticks, but it sounds like fun! Maybe they're filled with candy? Poor pirates.... Some of them just trembled and begged for mercy when I mentioned your name....

Okay... So the way I see it.... I'm really just unpaid labour for you? Oh well! At least I get to make the squillions before I have to hand them over... So I can claim to be a squillionaire for a while! It sounds like fun! Yay! Cruise ship hiding? Well, if we can get it on land, there's this rock shaped like a wave, we could hide it there!

*Glances at clock* Hmmmmm.... *Squints* Oh look! It's afternoon! *Gives you a huge afternoon huggle!* I guess we really are just an odd pair... Like socks! Or um, something....

Dangit! She got away? That's why you never should've woken her up, if she was sleeping it would've been so much easier! But those delivery men clearly had no taste.... They should've been onto you like a fly in the mouth of someone putting on mascara! They'll probably be fired....

Oh, you've picked a good question there! I know oodles about penguins! Wait, you said pigeons? Okay... Still a good question! Let me see....

Before I can tell you exactly why you don't see baby pigeons... I think I have to explain about pigeons.... You see, what most people don't know, is that pigeons are actually ancient creatures.... Pigeons never die of old age.... So most of the pigeons we actually see are at least thousands of years old... Pigeons are also magical creatures... And we are only beginning to scratch the surface of what they can do!

We do know some things about baby pigeons however.... They are actually born invisible... And they don't start flying until they're at least 200 years old.... So any pigeons we can so are already fully grown... Scientists are currently researching these magical creatures, so that one day we may know their secrets!

*Hugest huggles for Essa!*

Hope you have a wonderful day!

 

[Essa]

Wow.... You'd let me just have your amazing, artistic creations? But they've gotta be worth squillions! You are so generous! I'll definitely pay the postage.... I mean, cats, dogs and matchstick men? What more could I need?

Well, you will be growing the money, so I'm sure that it will take on your appearance *Nods* Yay for Queen Essa!

Yep! You're super popular! We will have to start beating them with sticks! I'm not exactly sure why we'll be beating them with sticks, but it sounds like fun! Maybe they're filled with candy? Poor pirates.... Some of them just trembled and begged for mercy when I mentioned your name....

Okay... So the way I see it.... I'm really just unpaid labour for you? Oh well! At least I get to make the squillions before I have to hand them over... So I can claim to be a squillionaire for a while! It sounds like fun! Yay! Cruise ship hiding? Well, if we can get it on land, there's this rock shaped like a wave, we could hide it there!

*Glances at clock* Hmmmmm.... *Squints* Oh look! It's afternoon! *Gives you a huge afternoon huggle!* I guess we really are just an odd pair... Like socks! Or um, something....

Dangit! She got away? That's why you never should've woken her up, if she was sleeping it would've been so much easier! But those delivery men clearly had no taste.... They should've been onto you like a fly in the mouth of someone putting on mascara! They'll probably be fired....

Oh, you've picked a good question there! I know oodles about penguins! Wait, you said pigeons? Okay... Still a good question! Let me see....

Before I can tell you exactly why you don't see baby pigeons... I think I have to explain about pigeons.... You see, what most people don't know, is that pigeons are actually ancient creatures.... Pigeons never die of old age.... So most of the pigeons we actually see are at least thousands of years old... Pigeons are also magical creatures... And we are only beginning to scratch the surface of what they can do!

We do know some things about baby pigeons however.... They are actually born invisible... And they don't start flying until they're at least 200 years old.... So any pigeons we can so are already fully grown... Scientists are currently researching these magical creatures, so that one day we may know their secrets!

*Hugest huggles for Essa!*

Hope you have a wonderful day!

Of course I’d let you have them…for a large fee obviously, hey I’ve thought of something else to send you with your matchstick men and matchstick cats and dogs…a couple on the corner of the street who were having a snog, (I used to love that song, unfortunately being a spring chicken it’s way before your time)

Queen Essa, sounds rather royal if I do say so myself, I shall go on the rampage chopping off delivery Men’s heads…I could charge disgruntled housewives and make a twillion squillion in a day

Candy filled peoples? Sounds mega fun, so your actually saying when you beat someone’s brains out it’s not actually brains but kinda mushy red jelly? The pirates begged for mercy did they…good I trained ‘em well.

You may claim to be a squillioaire for the milisecond it takes to transfer it all to me, sometimes I have to take a step back and marvel at the kindness in me, or maybe I need to be more brutal?…I’ll have to get back to you on that later after I’ve picked up the ship and placed it behind your rock, did I mention how strong I am?

We’re a wonderfully odd pair altogether exactly like socks, bagsy I take the nice smelling sock, I’ll leave you with the smelly one, you’re a bloke should be no problem for you, an extra late afternoon huggle for you, kindly make sure you receive it at the exact time I sent it.

She certainly did get away but no worries I’ve a plan up my sleeve, I’ve recalled them out about an imaginary fault, they won’t get away so easily next time

Invisible pigeons, living for thousands of years wrinkle free? you are such a wise Man, my minds made up I’m definitely coming back as a pigeon, I mean who else can wander around all day eating chips and not get fat?

A penguin specialist I see, my question of the day just for you is why do penguins have knees?

Have a scrumptious day your wiseliness

 

[Cadoras]

Of course I’d let you have them…for a large fee obviously, hey I’ve thought of something else to send you with your matchstick men and matchstick cats and dogs…a couple on the corner of the street who were having a snog, (I used to love that song, unfortunately being a spring chicken it’s way before your time)

Queen Essa, sounds rather royal if I do say so myself, I shall go on the rampage chopping off delivery Men’s heads…I could charge disgruntled housewives and make a twillion squillion in a day

Candy filled peoples? Sounds mega fun, so your actually saying when you beat someone’s brains out it’s not actually brains but kinda mushy red jelly? The pirates begged for mercy did they…good I trained ‘em well.

You may claim to be a squillioaire for the milisecond it takes to transfer it all to me, sometimes I have to take a step back and marvel at the kindness in me, or maybe I need to be more brutal?…I’ll have to get back to you on that later after I’ve picked up the ship and placed it behind your rock, did I mention how strong I am?

We’re a wonderfully odd pair altogether exactly like socks, bagsy I take the nice smelling sock, I’ll leave you with the smelly one, you’re a bloke should be no problem for you, an extra late afternoon huggle for you, kindly make sure you receive it at the exact time I sent it.

She certainly did get away but no worries I’ve a plan up my sleeve, I’ve recalled them out about an imaginary fault, they won’t get away so easily next time

Invisible pigeons, living for thousands of years wrinkle free? you are such a wise Man, my minds made up I’m definitely coming back as a pigeon, I mean who else can wander around all day eating chips and not get fat?

A penguin specialist I see, my question of the day just for you is why do penguins have knees?

Have a scrumptious day your wiseliness

Awwwww *Huggles for Essa!* I am sure it's a great song though! I shall have to look for it *Nods* Can't have me being uninformed! Especially with all the money I'll be paying... But what's this about me being a spring chicken? Are you implying that I am a chicken made entirely from springs? Hmmmmm! No feathers at all? Kinda strange chicken... I have decided not to be a chicken at all!

Oh yes! Very royal! I'm sure the peasants will build monuments to your greatness.... Whether they want to or not.... Peasants are easily convinced! Especially with those brilliant plans of yours! Everyone but the delivery men will love you! (Because the delivery men will be dead...)

Of course it's jelly! I mean what else would it be? People are filled with all sorts of tasty stuff! Why do you think cannibalism used to be so popular? It's just not politically correct these days!

I'm hoping we'll have some slightly better pirates on our crew.... Those ones seemed a little degraded....

Wows! I get to claim to be a squillionaire for ages! Wahoo! You're so generous! *Huggles the kind Essa!* You can lift a whole cruise ship? That's amazing! If you'd been around, the Titanic would've been fine! They just planned poorly!

*Sighs* I'm always the smelly sock! One day... I'll be a world renowned something, I don't know what.... And people will still say "Isn't he the guy that was the smelly sock?" Oh well! At least it's exciting!

*Checks clock* Okay, I can do this! *Changes time on clock and receives huggle* Now, for the tricky part! *Changes time on clock back to normal and gives Essa an early morning huggle* Enjoy your huggle!

Oh, that's a great plan! You lure them in with the old, imaginary problem... Then trap them! They'll be helpless! *Grins evilly* Erm, whatcha gonna do with them after you catch them?

Yes! That's just one of the many amazing things about pigeons! No wrinkles, they don't get fat.... They can fly! Who wouldn't want to be a pigeon? I've got myself on the pigeon reincarnation waiting list!

I would assume that you ask this because penguins don't really seem to use their knees much? I mean they really just swim, waddle and slide.... Nothing requiring great use of their knees.... But! This is where penguins are discovered to be devious.... You see.... When people aren't around, penguins actually hold athletics carnivals... They have running races! Can you imagine it? Hundreds of little penguins just running around..... It's craziness! They know that if people find out about it, they will try to profit from it, which is why penguins pretend their knees are useless.... Crafty little creatures.... Don't ask me how I know this... I am sworn to secrecy.

*Super special huggles for Essa!*

Happy Thursday!

 

[asian_princess]

*covers eyes from the funny craziness because i don't have time to play but dashing in just to say*

Why Caddlebear, WHY?! do i have to stay up tonight to finish the slideshow I thought I finished a week ago but didn't that I had four months to do, WHY?!!!!!!!!!


I'm sleepy

Don't let me sleep Caddlebear... you know who's fault it will be...

More Sleepy... <insert sleepy but not allowed to sleep because of phenomally good skills in procrastination smiley...> ... they should really create that smiley, i'd use it heaps ...

*wanders off to kitchen to get wed jelly singing Caddlebear Caddlebear Caddlebear jeeps... caddlebear reaps and caddlebear heaps...*

Would you believe i actually have wed jewwy for once? it's obviously a sign form the sleeping Gods that my destiny is to go to sweeeeeeeeeeep...

*curls up in a ball, breaking off Caddlebear's new door knob and nibbles it in my drowsiness..*

niiiiiiiiiighttttttttttt....

 

[Essa]

Awwwww *Huggles for Essa!* I am sure it's a great song though! I shall have to look for it *Nods* Can't have me being uninformed! Especially with all the money I'll be paying... But what's this about me being a spring chicken? Are you implying that I am a chicken made entirely from springs? Hmmmmm! No feathers at all? Kinda strange chicken... I have decided not to be a chicken at all!

Oh yes! Very royal! I'm sure the peasants will build monuments to your greatness.... Whether they want to or not.... Peasants are easily convinced! Especially with those brilliant plans of yours! Everyone but the delivery men will love you! (Because the delivery men will be dead...)

Of course it's jelly! I mean what else would it be? People are filled with all sorts of tasty stuff! Why do you think cannibalism used to be so popular? It's just not politically correct these days!

I'm hoping we'll have some slightly better pirates on our crew.... Those ones seemed a little degraded....

Wows! I get to claim to be a squillionaire for ages! Wahoo! You're so generous! *Huggles the kind Essa!* You can lift a whole cruise ship? That's amazing! If you'd been around, the Titanic would've been fine! They just planned poorly!

*Sighs* I'm always the smelly sock! One day... I'll be a world renowned something, I don't know what.... And people will still say "Isn't he the guy that was the smelly sock?" Oh well! At least it's exciting!

*Checks clock* Okay, I can do this! *Changes time on clock and receives huggle* Now, for the tricky part! *Changes time on clock back to normal and gives Essa an early morning huggle* Enjoy your huggle!

Oh, that's a great plan! You lure them in with the old, imaginary problem... Then trap them! They'll be helpless! *Grins evilly* Erm, whatcha gonna do with them after you catch them?

Yes! That's just one of the many amazing things about pigeons! No wrinkles, they don't get fat.... They can fly! Who wouldn't want to be a pigeon? I've got myself on the pigeon reincarnation waiting list!

I would assume that you ask this because penguins don't really seem to use their knees much? I mean they really just swim, waddle and slide.... Nothing requiring great use of their knees.... But! This is where penguins are discovered to be devious.... You see.... When people aren't around, penguins actually hold athletics carnivals... They have running races! Can you imagine it? Hundreds of little penguins just running around..... It's craziness! They know that if people find out about it, they will try to profit from it, which is why penguins pretend their knees are useless.... Crafty little creatures.... Don't ask me how I know this... I am sworn to secrecy.

*Super special huggles for Essa!*

Happy Thursday!

You must look up the song you’ll be head-banging away in no time, it’s such a catchy tune. You’re an adorabubble spring chicken, you don’t need nasty feathers they just blow up into your nose and annoy you, much better to have springs so you can jump up onto someone’s nose and annoy them.

Wow do you really think they’d build monuments to my greatness? I shall insist they’re built out of voddy and if they fail me I’ll cut their heads off as well, delivery Men are better off dead anyway they’re so crap.

The worlds gone politically correct mad…what the hell is wrong with frying a nice pair of testicles and dipping them in tomato sauce? I mean you’re not actually hurting anyone else are you?

We’ll certainly have better trained pirates on our crew and if they’re not you can watch and learn while I whip them into shape.

I am generous aren’t I? accepts your huggle and bear squeezes you with an almighty huggle back. Damn shame about the Titanic my time machine wasn’t working that day

Aww I’ll have the smelly sock you can have mine (I’ll let you in on a teeny secret but you mustn’t tell a soul…my feet are rank) people will now say “ Jesus isn’t He the guy that was a rank disgusting smelly sock? That would be more interesting surely…no need to thank me you must know by now my generosity knows no bounds.

Hang on, changes time on clock and enjoys my huggle, puts the clock fast forward a squillion hours and sends you an evening huggle, phew that is so much like hard work.

I do so adore helpless delivery Men, after my ingenious plan lures them in I shall force myself onto them with such speed they won’t know what’s hit ‘em, afterwards I shall set them about doing menial tasks to earn their keep, they’ll feel just like part of the family

Hey you…Ladies first, I was in the queue yonks before you, bet you a twillion I’ll be a pigeon before you…or there’ll be hell to pay

Damn, are you sure you’re sworn to secrecy? You know how much I like to make profit, on your wisely advice I’m gonna break into the local zoo later and steal me a few…squillions here I come

On the theme of lovely cute penguins that you obviously know so much about….why can’t penguins fly?

Super squidgy squashy huggles for you …have a wonderful Thursday too…unless it’s gone in which case have a wonderful Friday

 

[Cadoras]

*covers eyes from the funny craziness because i don't have time to play but dashing in just to say*

Why Caddlebear, WHY?! do i have to stay up tonight to finish the slideshow I thought I finished a week ago but didn't that I had four months to do, WHY?!!!!!!!!!


I'm sleepy

Don't let me sleep Caddlebear... you know who's fault it will be...

More Sleepy... <insert sleepy but not allowed to sleep because of phenomally good skills in procrastination smiley...> ... they should really create that smiley, i'd use it heaps ...

*wanders off to kitchen to get wed jelly singing Caddlebear Caddlebear Caddlebear jeeps... caddlebear reaps and caddlebear heaps...*

Would you believe i actually have wed jewwy for once? it's obviously a sign form the sleeping Gods that my destiny is to go to sweeeeeeeeeeep...

*curls up in a ball, breaking off Caddlebear's new door knob and nibbles it in my drowsiness..*

niiiiiiiiiighttttttttttt....

Erm... Urghles....

*Huggles APplebear!*

Well... I can explain this to you... It's actually a very simple thing!

You see, APplebears only do things when they absolutely have to... Having lots of time to do something is just stupid for an APplebear.... Because they'll only start doing it when they have half the time anyone else would need to do it left... So even though APplebear knew about it for ages, it just wasn't important enough to be done, because there was just sooooooo much time!

But we luffles her

*Glances around*

I don't think you slept.... Do I get credit for that? Even though I was sleeping? I mean I'd like to take credit for it... I think it's a great achievement of mine! But I dunno...

Oh! You have wed jewwy? Yummy! Caddlebear luffs wed jewwy! Share?

*Huggles APplebear jewwiwwy!*

 

[Cadoras]

You must look up the song you’ll be head-banging away in no time, it’s such a catchy tune. You’re an adorabubble spring chicken, you don’t need nasty feathers they just blow up into your nose and annoy you, much better to have springs so you can jump up onto someone’s nose and annoy them.

Wow do you really think they’d build monuments to my greatness? I shall insist they’re built out of voddy and if they fail me I’ll cut their heads off as well, delivery Men are better off dead anyway they’re so crap.

The worlds gone politically correct mad…what the hell is wrong with frying a nice pair of testicles and dipping them in tomato sauce? I mean you’re not actually hurting anyone else are you?

We’ll certainly have better trained pirates on our crew and if they’re not you can watch and learn while I whip them into shape.

I am generous aren’t I? accepts your huggle and bear squeezes you with an almighty huggle back. Damn shame about the Titanic my time machine wasn’t working that day

Aww I’ll have the smelly sock you can have mine (I’ll let you in on a teeny secret but you mustn’t tell a soul…my feet are rank) people will now say “ Jesus isn’t He the guy that was a rank disgusting smelly sock? That would be more interesting surely…no need to thank me you must know by now my generosity knows no bounds.

Hang on, changes time on clock and enjoys my huggle, puts the clock fast forward a squillion hours and sends you an evening huggle, phew that is so much like hard work.

I do so adore helpless delivery Men, after my ingenious plan lures them in I shall force myself onto them with such speed they won’t know what’s hit ‘em, afterwards I shall set them about doing menial tasks to earn their keep, they’ll feel just like part of the family

Hey you…Ladies first, I was in the queue yonks before you, bet you a twillion I’ll be a pigeon before you…or there’ll be hell to pay

Damn, are you sure you’re sworn to secrecy? You know how much I like to make profit, on your wisely advice I’m gonna break into the local zoo later and steal me a few…squillions here I come

On the theme of lovely cute penguins that you obviously know so much about….why can’t penguins fly?

Super squidgy squashy huggles for you …have a wonderful Thursday too…unless it’s gone in which case have a wonderful Friday

Yay for headbangingness! I shall most definitely be checking it out then! *Noddles* Hmmmmm.... I'm almost positive that I shouldn't be using my springs to jump onto peoples' noses though.... It may be kinda tricky and I could fall down! I know spring chickens are resilient, but it's no reason to be reckless!

Would that be bottles of vodka? Or um.... Were you hoping for some kind of flowing vodka sculpture? Because that may take a fair bit of work... And not all of these peasants are skilled!

Of course you're not hurting anyone! And if people want to be eaten... That's their business! People are very chewy and tasty after all! But.... Apparently there are some places in the Andes where you can eat all you like.... *Nods*

Are you actually going to be whipping the pirates? Because that might not be very fun for them.... Though, I guess since you're the pirate expert, you must know what you're doing!

Oh, almighty huggles! Wow! I do feel very special!

Your time machine doesn't work on that day either? Dangit! I think this whole time travel thing is very iffy... Maybe we should invent something better! I don't know what, but better is always um.... Better!

*Looks at the disgusting smelly sock I have become* Oh, joy! Now my life is complete! But are you really sure I should take your rightful place? I mean what will people think? You're too kind!

Evening huggle? *Uses time machine to catch the huggle and sends one back at the exact same time!* Wahoo! It worked! Finally! Rusted piece of junk.... I need a new time machine.....

Tell me.... Exactly how many delivery men do you have right now? You can tell me the truth... It's just that there's a delivery man shortage now.... And so they're letting out all these untrained delivery men.... Hmmmmm!

Make sure you steal at least 6 penguins! And you have to get a mean one... That's the one that inspires the other penguins to beat it... Without that one, they're pretty lazy.....

Huh? Penguins can fly.... I don't know what lies you've been told.... Probably pigeon disinformation.... Penguins and Pigeons don't get along very well with each other.... Pigeons just like people to think that Penguins can't fly, so that the Pigeons look better..... But really, Penguins are the fastest birds in the world! They can fly at speeds of up to 700 miles an hour! It truly is an amazing sight! You might want to try that with the ones you steal Just drop them from a plane...

Awwwww, thank you! My thursday was good and my friday is looking great too! *Lots of super fun Friday huggles for you!* Catch you later!

 

[Morrigu]

Caddlebearwhy?

Hmmmmmmmm sleep.

Why do we sometimes seem to chase it as it runs further away and other times it just creeps up and takes us unaware. Sleep is very strange.

Is there any way to entice it, lure it towards me and then grab it?

Morning Huggles to you....with a free tickle thrown in

 

[Cadoras]

Caddlebearwhy?

Hmmmmmmmm sleep.

Why do we sometimes seem to chase it as it runs further away and other times it just creeps up and takes us unaware. Sleep is very strange.

Is there any way to entice it, lure it towards me and then grab it?

Morning Huggles to you....with a free tickle thrown in

*Waves to Moriggles!*

Well, you see..... Sleep is rather like a cat.... It will never be willing to do exactly what you want... Instead it comes and goes as it pleases.... It might stay with you for a long time.... But only if it feels like it.... Sometimes it may run away, leaving you wondering where it is, when you'll see it again.... But it almost always comes back quickly...

Some cultures even believe that sleep is actually a form of animalistic possession... Where the spirit of an animal, generally a cat, takes over the body of an individual.... This is also evidenced in instances of sleep walking and talking.... Clear signs of possession!

So next time you're searching for sleep... Just make sure you're in a position that a cat would enjoy.... Warm and comfy

*Evening huggles for you!*

 

[NorthernPA4U]

*Waves to Moriggles!*

Well, you see..... Sleep is rather like a cat.... It will never be willing to do exactly what you want... Instead it comes and goes as it pleases.... It might stay with you for a long time.... But only if it feels like it.... Sometimes it may run away, leaving you wondering where it is, when you'll see it again.... But it almost always comes back quickly...

Some cultures even believe that sleep is actually a form of animalistic possession... Where the spirit of an animal, generally a cat, takes over the body of an individual.... This is also evidenced in instances of sleep walking and talking.... Clear signs of possession!

So next time you're searching for sleep... Just make sure you're in a position that a cat would enjoy.... Warm and comfy

*Evening huggles for you!*

If you are a cat expert, can you explain:

(1) Why the only time my favorite cat wants to sit with me is when she is shedding the most amount of hair?

and

(2) How I can get my cats to eat the less expensive brands of cat food instead of the brands where the butcher personally slices each piece, and charges for so doing?

 

[Essa]

Yay for headbangingness! I shall most definitely be checking it out then! *Noddles* Hmmmmm.... I'm almost positive that I shouldn't be using my springs to jump onto peoples' noses though.... It may be kinda tricky and I could fall down! I know spring chickens are resilient, but it's no reason to be reckless!

Would that be bottles of vodka? Or um.... Were you hoping for some kind of flowing vodka sculpture? Because that may take a fair bit of work... And not all of these peasants are skilled!

Of course you're not hurting anyone! And if people want to be eaten... That's their business! People are very chewy and tasty after all! But.... Apparently there are some places in the Andes where you can eat all you like.... *Nods*

Are you actually going to be whipping the pirates? Because that might not be very fun for them.... Though, I guess since you're the pirate expert, you must know what you're doing!

Oh, almighty huggles! Wow! I do feel very special!

Your time machine doesn't work on that day either? Dangit! I think this whole time travel thing is very iffy... Maybe we should invent something better! I don't know what, but better is always um.... Better!

*Looks at the disgusting smelly sock I have become* Oh, joy! Now my life is complete! But are you really sure I should take your rightful place? I mean what will people think? You're too kind!

Evening huggle? *Uses time machine to catch the huggle and sends one back at the exact same time!* Wahoo! It worked! Finally! Rusted piece of junk.... I need a new time machine.....

Tell me.... Exactly how many delivery men do you have right now? You can tell me the truth... It's just that there's a delivery man shortage now.... And so they're letting out all these untrained delivery men.... Hmmmmm!

Make sure you steal at least 6 penguins! And you have to get a mean one... That's the one that inspires the other penguins to beat it... Without that one, they're pretty lazy.....

Huh? Penguins can fly.... I don't know what lies you've been told.... Probably pigeon disinformation.... Penguins and Pigeons don't get along very well with each other.... Pigeons just like people to think that Penguins can't fly, so that the Pigeons look better..... But really, Penguins are the fastest birds in the world! They can fly at speeds of up to 700 miles an hour! It truly is an amazing sight! You might want to try that with the ones you steal Just drop them from a plane...

Awwwww, thank you! My thursday was good and my friday is looking great too! *Lots of super fun Friday huggles for you!* Catch you later!

Erm..It might just be a gentle headbang but gentle is better than nothing right? You wouldn’t be being reckless if you fall down as a spring chicken you bounce back up again and again and again, I’m thinking it would be quite fun to watch you try and regain your balance..

A flowing vodka sculpture? You do realise you’ve just read my mind…I better clear it of impure thoughts quick. I don’t care if the peasants are skilled or not, I am the queen after all

Excellent, you may take me there on a date, obviously you’ll have to pay, I’ve always fancied eating a nose just to see if it’s as squishy on the inside as it looks

I have a specially made pirate prodder with extensions, I’m so proud of it, it has a little hook on the end, perfect for getting inside their eye patch, I’m greatly feared me.

You are very special, you allowed me to hijack your thread and even humour me by replying

Maybe we could invent something much better than better and call it not better but much better?

As long as you don’t tell people it was originally my smelly sock, they can think what they like of you, I’ll just be giggling in the corner.

Woohoo I caught it, it was an afternoon huggle I hope? I’ve decided to treat you to a new time machine when I make my squillion, of course you’ll pay me back with interest.

Let me think…hmm, there’s three in the cellar, one in the loft, I really must capture another one for Him it gets very lonely up there, four in the outside shed oh and not forgetting the last two who dared to disrespect me they’re in their rightful place, trussed up in the oven.

They’re all bloody mean, you could have warned me earlier, my hands are pecked to shreds, It truly was an amazing sight there I was up in the plane (being pecked half to death) I opened the door to shove ‘em out and watch their magnificent wings fly…they dropped to the ground like a sack of spuds…Ooops

It’s Friday afternoon and I’m counting down the hours ‘till me voddy, you don’t realise how lucky you are being in front of my time, you’re probably half cut already, why do you get to drink before me?

have a fantastic weekend, superduper huggles for you