Who's Dirtier? Men or Women?

[lance gt]

Also, the blood that goes into the penis often drains the parts of a man's brains that run the speech center. Even unusually loquacious guys can turn into grunters when they get a hardon.

Coming from someone who doesn't have a cock, that's just funny, Stella. I don't know what knuckle draggers you hook up with, but I've never lost control of my speech and no guys I know have ever had that either. Guys only grunt from the exertion of having to do all the work, while you lie on your back and become a sperm bank and receive a deposit. Where you pick that shit up is beyond me.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Coming from someone who doesn't have a cock, that's just funny, Stella. I don't know what knuckle draggers you hook up with, but I've never lost control of my speech and no guys I know have ever had that either. Guys only grunt from the exertion of having to do all the work, while you lie on your back and become a sperm bank and receive a deposit. Where you pick that shit up is beyond me.

In my life I would say that I've been in sexual situations with around 150 men, give or take. If I wasn't fucking them, I was in the same place they were while they were fucking someone-- often another guy.

I remember some talking, but not a whole lot... sorry!

 

[JustaSCOUNDREL]

Debauchery replaced opinions; no one's comfortable expressing their thoughts these days but everyone will show you his ass.

Yes they are as you prove with everything you post. Congratulations, you are the first and only person my my ignore list. Please feel to return the favor.

I'd say fuck you, but I'm sure you'd like it.

Mike

 

[lance gt]

In my life I would say that I've been in sexual situations with around 150 men, give or take. If I wasn't fucking them, I was in the same place they were while they were fucking someone-- often another guy.

I remember some talking, but not a whole lot... sorry!

And just what kind of a conversation would you like them to have? Try being the guy and see how well you converse with someone while fucking for all your worth. Ever see athletes having a conversation as they're running, or doing any sport for that matter. Don't spout out shit about loss of blood taking away the power to talk coherantly, because that's ludicrous.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Okay, Lance.

I seem to have pushed your buttons today. Sorry dude, I didn't know.

 

[BTTap]

And just what kind of a conversation would you like them to have? Try being the guy and see how well you converse with someone while fucking for all your worth. Ever see athletes having a conversation as they're running, or doing any sport for that matter. Don't spout out shit about loss of blood taking away the power to talk coherantly, because that's ludicrous.

I had a buddy who was with this gal for a year or so. He's a funny guy. She was smart, but kind of ditzy and giggly, you know? I was crashing at his pad for a while shortly after college. A few times when I walked by his room at night to piss, I could hear laughter, and also grunting and groaning. The first time, i stopped and listened. They were fucking, and he was cracking jokes and making funny comments and she was laughing her ass off all at the same time. Remarkable. I've never heard of that before.
I felt inadequate, not because of the fucking, but because I can barely remember a joke under normal circumstances, much less when I'm doing the deed. For him, at least, the blood flow to cock didn't impact some higher brain function.

 

[lance gt]

Okay, Lance.

I seem to have pushed your buttons today. Sorry dude, I didn't know.

You didn't push any buttons, you just made comments that were simply stupid. I've been a swinger for enough years than I care to count and have been in more sexual situations to disagree with that comment. People get lost in the moment of pleasure and talking is no longer a part of the equation, unless it's part of the act. I've seen many women go speechless during sex and grunt and groan like animals, but I wouldn't go as far as you and say they are speechless from loss of blood to their heads or they're on the low side of intelligence.

 

[RodenAddison]

Debauchery replaced opinions; no one's comfortable expressing their thoughts these days but everyone will show you his ass.

Oh, no!!! I agree with James.

 

[Stella_Omega]

You didn't push any buttons, you just made comments that were simply stupid. I've been a swinger for enough years than I care to count and have been in more sexual situations to disagree with that comment. People get lost in the moment of pleasure and talking is no longer a part of the equation, unless it's part of the act. I've seen many women go speechless during sex and grunt and groan like animals, but I wouldn't go as far as you and say they are speechless from loss of blood to their heads or they're on the low side of intelligence.

Low side of intelligence? I said nothing of the kind.

I tried to make a joke, and I am very sorry it made you so angry. I'll try to make the joke part of it much clearer next month.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Yes they are as you prove with everything you post. Congratulations, you are the first and only person my my ignore list. Please feel to return the favor.

I'd say fuck you, but I'm sure you'd like it.

Mike

Not to worry. I have 60-plus years experience annoying the living shit outta people. But what really frosts their cake is, I'm almost always right.

C'mon! You have no idea what I'd like, do yuh? Not really. So you must be speaking of someone whom you do know well. Maybe its you. The technical term for this is PROJECTION.

 

[Carreira]

Oh look, a spammer who actually posts to the topic. Will wonders never cease...

Oh look, someone branding me a spammer instead of welcoming me... Is there a rite of passage?

 

[Safe_Bet]

What I find amusing is when men start defining sexual freedom as "dirty" or "raunchy" as soon as a woman vs. a man expresses it. Seems like the use of those words reflect the man's own repression.


I also find Lance's hysterics over Stella's joke to be humorous. Most guys would be bragging about the amount of blood that goes to their dick making them faint. That 'Ol Limp Dick getting pissily upset over it tells me he never experienced much "blood transfer" even when he could get it up.

(and yes Lance, that was a joke. We now realize you are incapable of recognizing one without a notice attached. )

 

[lance gt]

What I find amusing is when men start defining sexual freedom as "dirty" or "raunchy" as soon as a woman vs. a man expresses it. Seems like the use of those words reflect the man's own repression.


I also find Lance's hysterics over Stella's joke to be humorous. Most guys would be bragging about the amount of blood that goes to their dick making them faint. That 'Ol Limp Dick getting pissily upset over it tells me he never experienced much "blood transfer" even when he could get it up.

(and yes Lance, that was a joke. We now realize you are incapable of recognizing one without a notice attached. )

Another dickless idiot who doesn't know what she's talking about. Grow one or shut up about stuff you have no idea what you're talking about.

Hahahahahahaha See? I'm laughing.

 

[3113]

3113: "the prim lady is, underneath, a wonton." Only in Chinese restaurants. Elsewhere, she is a wanton. Sorry, need my daily ration of quibble.

Besides, believe it or not, I reached seventy years of age, and I never thought I'd get there.

Maybe she's just a-wantin'.

LOL! Quite right the both of you. And not my fault--well, my fault for not re-reading carefully and posting without reviewing. It's the damn spell-checker. One miss-typed letter and it fixes it for Chinese take-out rather than sluttiness. Editing now.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Hahahahahahaha See? I'm laughing.

Only because I let you know there was a joke involved, princess. You certainly aren't smart enough to figure it out yourself.

 

[lance gt]

Only because I let you know there was a joke involved, princess. You certainly aren't smart enough to figure it out yourself.

I knew it was a joke the moment I saw it was posted by you. You're a joke to begin with, so it was easy to see that it was, dyke, or do you like wannabe-man better? You're no different than Stella and wish you had a cock and hate that men have one and you have to strap one on instead.

 

[RodenAddison]

Oh look, someone branding me a spammer instead of welcoming me... Is there a rite of passage?

Would you like there to be? I'm sure we could all work something out.

 

[RodenAddison]

LOL! Quite right the both of you. And not my fault--well, my fault for not re-reading carefully and posting without reviewing. It's the damn spell-checker. One miss-typed letter and it fixes it for Chinese take-out rather than sluttiness. Editing now.

Everyone blames the spell chequer.

 

[lance gt]

Oh look, someone branding me a spammer instead of welcoming me... Is there a rite of passage?

Welcome Carreira, don't be put out by the slurs of the ignorants. There is no rite of passage, but a tougher skin is much needed to be here and post. You'll see there is much debate on subjects, as everyone likes to express their own views on them. Unfortunately, you'll find those here who find name calling and put downs are the way to respond to you. Your Ignore button will become your friend.

Again, welcome to the AH

 

[Stella_Omega]

Oh look, someone branding me a spammer instead of welcoming me... Is there a rite of passage?

Sorry Carriera-- it's just that we have been inundated with real spammers who use the technique of single-phrase posts plus a link in the signature. So when we see someone who has just joined, posting very short posts-- we get suspicious.

It's great to know that you aren't a spammer-- welcome!

 

[Safe_Bet]

I knew it was a joke the moment I saw it was posted by you. You're a joke to begin with, so it was easy to see that it was, dyke, or do you like wannabe-man better? You're no different than Stella and wish you had a cock and hate that men have one and you have to strap one on instead.

Ya know, lancie, seeing how you brought the orientation subject up (of course, as am insult cuz you're a homophobic putz), it shows that you have 0% comprehension about lesbians. That's why your lesbian stuff sucked so bad... Well, that and the fact you don't write worth a fuck.

For you other aspiring lesbian story writers please take note of Limp Dick Lancie's error: DAMN few lesbians have penis envy. We don't like dick so why the hell would we want one? Stop transferring your own desire to have a big dick between your legs to us, K?

Don't be a dumbass like limp Dick Lancie and confuse being a dyke with wanting to be transgender. Learn from his ignorance. At least then his writing will serve SOME purpose.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Ya know, lancie, seeing how you brought the orientation subject up (of course, as am insult cuz you're a homophobic putz), it shows that you have 0% comprehension about lesbians. That's why your lesbian stuff sucked so bad... Well, that and the fact you don't write worth a fuck.

For you other aspiring lesbian story writers please take note of Limp Dick Lancie's error: DAMN few lesbians have penis envy. We don't like dick so why the hell would we want one? Stop transferring your own desire to have a big dick between your legs to us, K?

Don't be a dumbass like limp Dick Lancie and confuse being a dyke with wanting to be transgender. Learn from his ignorance. At least then his writing will serve SOME purpose.

As someone who is both, and is pretty unusual amongst my crowd, I say-- true dat.

 

[3113]

A Question about Personal Attacks

Coming from someone who doesn't have a cock, that's just funny, Stella. ...Where you pick that shit up is beyond me.

Hmmmm. If I may quote you from the other thread, Lance:

Originally Posted by sr71plt
Oh, Lance is just naturally homophobic and limited and stereotypical in perspective, bless his pointy little head.

Do you really want to start in with me? I've kept my comments to myself regarding you and thought you would have shown the same courtesy. Keep your fucked up opinions to yourself, as I'm trying to do about you.

Now in this thread, sr7 took something you said and came back at you personally. You argue that you've keep your comments non-personal towards him when you've disagreed, and you resent that he went personal with you about your comments.

Yet here you take Stella's general comment and come back at her with a personal attack. You seem particularly intent on pointing out that women are "dickless" and this comes across not as a fact but as an insult--and yes, it is a fact, but only in part. You do know that the clit is, for all intents and purposes, a dick, right? In fact, it acts and reacts in much the same way as dick only on a very small scale. And when transexuals take hormones and such, their clits can become small dicks, acting the same as those born with one. So your argument that women are "dickless" is not accurate. Furthermore, are you saying that no one can offer opinions on their observations of the opposite sex, their expertise even, if they've studied, researched, etc. the opposite sex? Only those who are the sex can comment? If so, I hope you'll excuse yourself from commenting in any threads on women.

But back to the main point: why this ad hominen attack on Stella when you've as good as pointed out to sr7 to back off from ad hominen attacks about opinions you might be expressing--in the case of the above quote, an opinion about something you aren't, which is a gay man? Putting it another way, if Stella can make a comment on something she is (arguably) not, a man, and get personally attacked by you for what you consider to be a stupid observation, why can't sr7 do the same to you when you make what he considers to be a stupid observation on what you're not? A gay man.

And I have to wonder, why does sr7 get a relatively polite warning, an assertion that you will continue to be a gentleman if he does, but Stella does not? She even apologized, and you still came at her with a personal attack.

This doesn't seem consistent of you, nor gentlemanly.

 

[lance gt]

Ya know, lancie, seeing how you brought the orientation subject up (of course, as am insult cuz you're a homophobic putz), it shows that you have 0% comprehension about lesbians. That's why your lesbian stuff sucked so bad... Well, that and the fact you don't write worth a fuck.

For you other aspiring lesbian story writers please take note of Limp Dick Lancie's error: DAMN few lesbians have penis envy. We don't like dick so why the hell would we want one? Stop transferring your own desire to have a big dick between your legs to us, K?

Don't be a dumbass like limp Dick Lancie and confuse being a dyke with wanting to be transgender. Learn from his ignorance. At least then his writing will serve SOME purpose.

Thanks for your 1 bombs by the way, they were nice to see. I know I'm a hack writer and a straight male as well, never denied that. Interesting to see where my latest series has been sitting in the lesbian category. Ch14 has been hovering between second and third and eight more are in the top 100 most above 50. I've seen who faves me and comments and guess what, lesbians, go figure. I have a broad range of readers and write what I like. They like what I write,so why should anyone give a fuck what you think? Write something and let's see what 'real' lesbian stories are all about.
BTW, the other authors I see who I'm added to in the fave lists of my readers, are among the best writers in the genre, I guess that speaks for the quality of them. Despite more 1 bomb attacks than I can count, I still have a shitload of stupid red H's that line the page from top to bottom in almost every genre. So, I'll leave you with those thoughts to ponder, while you spout off how shitty I am as a writer and hate that I'm more fucking Alpha than you'll ever be,
You clearly have serious issues about straight white males and mostly their sexual organs. Anyone can take it from there and make their minds up easily enough.

 

[Stella_Omega]

...I'm more fucking Alpha than you'll ever be...

If I ever write a story about a guy on the internet, I'm going to have him type this. It's so perfect.