Who I attract

[Zamdrist]

40+ Women.
Women of color, black.
Gay men.

I shouldn't complain, it's nice to be wanted. Just why can't it be blonde 18 year-old hunnies with tight asses and tighter pussies?

*Sigh*

I'm not ragging on any of the groups above, it's just been my life experience. Personally, I think it's the red hair. If that makes any fucking sense.

 

[RainbowBright]

I lick you! I do!

Heres' a valwoare!

 

[Zamdrist]

I lick you! I do!

Heres' a valwoare!

You will? Cool

...can I lick you back?

 

[RainbowBright]

You will? Cool

...can I lick you back?

Shur.

 

[Silverluna]

LoL.. *clicks her tounge at Zam*
How about a 20 (almost 21 year old?) who's dirty blonde?

 

[Zamdrist]

But...do you want me in a sexual way? LOL.

Or...do you just want to be my friend.

Ok, this isn't a pity post...I'm not whining, really.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Probably has something to do with you carrying around that globe.

 

[Marxist]

Hey man,

I'll take the women of color off your hands.

And the 40+ too.


BTW--Get a tan and put on some clothes.

 

[Zamdrist]

LoL.. *clicks her tounge at Zam*
How about a 20 (almost 21 year old?) who's dirty blonde?

Her...her...her...I'm fucking lost...someone said you were a gay man...am I going fucking nutzo?

 

[RainbowBright]

But...do you want me in a sexual way? LOL.
Or...do you just want to be my friend.
Ok, this isn't a pity post...I'm not whining, really.

Your'e durti.

 

[RainbowBright]

Her...her...her...I'm fucking lost...someone said you were a gay man...am I going fucking nutzo?

Silver Luna is not a gay man.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Maybe it's your shitty attitude, Zam.

 

[Zamdrist]

Hey man,

I'll take the women of color off your hands.

And the 40+ too.


BTW--Get a tan and put on some clothes.

I'm not complaining...

A tan? Yeah right...In the sunlight I have to keep moving, or else I burst into flames spontaneously.

 

[StrawberryPez]

Zam Zam...what am i? Huh? *pout*

 

[Problem Child]

*clapping and swaying around the campfire*

He's got the whole world in his hands,

He's got the whole wide world in his hands...

 

[Zamdrist]

Maybe it's your shitty attitude, Zam.

Shitty attitude???

Where the hell that come from???

I mean no harm. My post was clear.

 

[Silverluna]

I AM NOT A GAY MAN!
I just play one on tv? ....erm....no I am very female....just ask um...well...hehe...i won't kiss and tell...

 

[Wiggles]

Shur.

Hmm, it's all becoming clear to me now. I suspect a sneaky love triangle.

Zamdrist, Rainbow, and BB. Who would've guessed?

And when can we get pictures?

 

[Marxist]

Maybe it's your shitty attitude, Zam.

I think it's the speedos and computer glow tan. Mature Black women (really men in drag) love that shade.

 

[Zamdrist]

Your'e durti.

Huh? *Sigh*

Another blonde slippeth away...

 

[Zamdrist]

Zam Zam...what am i? Huh? *pout*

An oversight on my part...

 

[TN_Vixen]

Huh? *Sigh*

Another blonde slippeth away...

Hey *this* one I think maybe you can snag. Just a hunch.

(edited to clarify I meant Rainbow)

 

[cymbidia]

I shouldn't complain, it's nice to be wanted. Just why can't it be blonde 18 year-old hunnies with tight asses and tighter pussies?

Geeze. And i was just getting ready to get all hot on you, too. Just my damn luck.

Oh well...on to more open-minded and tolerant pastures!

 

[Problem Child]

*He stares at Sister Clara's obviously erect nipples protruding through the thin fabric of her habit in the glow of the campfire. Sister Clara catches his glance and gives him a barely imperceptible, yet knowing nod*

He's got the little teeny babies in his hands,
He's got the beehive hairdo in his hands,
He's got the bar-b-que potato chips in his hands,
He's got the whole world in his hands...

 

[TN_Vixen]

*He stares at Sister Clara's obviously erect nipples protruding through the thin fabric of her habit in the glow of the campfire. Sister Clara catches his glance and gives him a barely imperceptible, yet knowing nod*

He's got the little teeny babies in his hands,
He's got the beehive hairdo in his hands,
He's got the bar-b-que potato chips in his hands,
He's got the whole world in his hands...

you're a nut.


great visual though.. I even zoned in on the tater chips. He's got a lot of shit in his hands, doesn't he?