Which Literotica Personality Would You Like To Be Murdered By?

[Black_Bird]

How? Why?

There are quite a few people on lit I think would serve well as my murderer; after all, if you are going to die, you might as well die in style.

Manu is on top of my list... Murderers should be the ones you least expect and the whom are the most quite.

I wouldn't mind being offed by Rubyfruit; she's got that whole black widow thing going on. That means I might actually get laid before I die!!!

Calypso - the girl next door, the social butterfly, and the sociopath. No one would ever suspect her of such malicious intent.

Marxist would probably off me for fun; I don't think he likes me too much. Oh well.

I think everybody would expect SilverLily to kill someone in cold blood... although we all know she's just a big pussy cat inside. I am so dead just for saying that...

Perhaps pp_man would serve as my assassin; although I think he could probably get off with manslaughter, seeing as he could just bore me to death.

 

[red_rose]

I want to be offed by Starfish.

 

[Silverlily]

I think everybody would expect SilverLily to kill someone in cold blood... although we all know she's just a big pussy cat inside. I am so dead just for saying that...

Did I tell you I bought a new sword? No?


I'd like to be killed by you, dear boy, mostly because you wouldn't succeed.

 

[Silverluna]

intriged....everyone thinks she's miss sunshine....maybe she isn't?

 

[Mischka]

One of our resident Brits. Works with the whole "the butler did it!" angle.

 

[nasty1]

How? I would like to have a heart attack well having mind-blowing sex with ANY of the ladies of Lit.

Why? Because, if ya gotta go, then, you're REALLY fucked. So, why not really get fucked?

 

[HeavyStick]

PC, DCL, or miles, it would be efficient and I'd get a laugh out of it.

redwave- my head would implode from the idiotic rant spewing from his mouth. I would take my own life by jumping in a wood chipper

ppman-he couldn't do it, he would have pawned the weapon for some Thunderbird. He'd get drunk and forget what he was suppose to do next.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[nasty1]

Afterthough

I just thought of this,

"If ya gotta go, go with a smile."
Batman

 

[Black_Bird]

Re: Re: Which Literotica Personality Would You Like To Be Murdered By?

Did I tell you I bought a new sword? No?

I'd like to be killed by you, dear boy, mostly because you wouldn't succeed.

Heh. That's probably because I wouldn't have it in me; that, and, well, you can be a scary hard-ass bitch sometimes.

 

[Black_Bird]

intriged....everyone thinks she's miss sunshine....maybe she isn't?

But... I *like* intrigued.

 

[Ezarc]

I would like to have my murder committed by......Nora. I love her humor and think that she would make it an intresting death.
Take Care and Lust Always,
Ezarc

 

[Sillyman]

Isn't it obvious?

I would be killed by Scylis. I'm a man of taste for crying out loud.

 

[Silverluna]

But... I *like* intrigued.

i never said i didn't....its just...well think about it...miss sunshine and light....hacking me to bits....its perfect who would suspect her? if anything it would prolly be scylis....just for spite...

 

[Nora]

I would like to have my murder committed by......Nora. I love her humor and think that she would make it an intresting death.
Take Care and Lust Always,
Ezarc

Oh Ezarc! That's so sweet of you to say! I promise to start thinking about the perfect way to murder you, honey!

 

[Eumenides]

I'd like Perky to kill me with a feather.

 

[Ezarc]

Oh Ezarc! That's so sweet of you to say! I promise to start thinking about the perfect way to murder you, honey!

Your humor and wit have always made me like you and that you would plan would just make it even better.
Take Care and Lust Always,
Ezarc

 

[Pagliacci]

In no particular order:
Nora
Never
Killer Muffin
Perky baby

I think they'd do me with a knife for some reason.

Simply because I think they'd see it as business and not pleasure.

 

[Black_Bird]

Personally, I think KillerMuffin would have too much fun arguing with me to kill me...

Of course, if I'm wrong, I'm dead wrong.

 

[Guest]

A murder of one, please.

 

[Nora]

Your humor and wit have always made me like you and that you would plan would just make it even better.
Take Care and Lust Always,
Ezarc

I think I'd slowly drown you in honey, Ezarc. Not very imaginative, but you're just so damned sweet it seems appropriate. =)

If it helps, I'd tell dirty jokes while you gasped your last though, k?

 

[Nora]

In no particular order:
Nora
Never
Killer Muffin
Perky baby

I think they'd do me with a knife for some reason.

Simply because I think they'd see it as business and not pleasure.

Nah, it would be a pure pleasure to off you, Pagliacci http://rockbottomdlux.freewebspace.com/smilies/WinkGrin.gif

 

[Black_Bird]

A murder of one, please.

Me?

 

[Rubyfruit]

Isn't it obvious?

I would be killed by Scylis. I'm a man of taste for crying out loud.

Me too. This is a man who would take great pleasure in the act.

 

[Guest]

Me?

mmm hmmm