Where Do You Usually Cum When You Jerk Off?

Office - sink or rarely on my desk
Home, chest or hand, good to scoop. Sometimes in the shower
 
When I use my fleshlight, I drink my cum out of it, then remove the inside, turn it inside-out and lick it up.....otherwise I shoot on one of my many cock shaped dildos and proceed to lick and suck it until I am hard again! Then it probably will end up in my tight ass while I suck another cock shaped dildo........if I am with the wife or girlfriend, I shoot on their tits or in their mouth so we can share....the ultimate is a cream pie! YUM!

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Most of the time while laying in bed I'll shoot my load all over my stomach, occasionally if a empty ice tea bottle was on my night stand I'll shoot into it for easily cleanup
 
Purpose designed piece of cloth, if I have it. Ideally it's a discarded, thorn leftover of a soft female nightie.
 
Where do I jerk off?
Let me count the ways……and places.

The first time when I was very young was in between the cushions of the couch and it surprised me as I pumped my juice all over. What a mess to clean up. But here are a few places I have done it:

1) bathroom sink watching myself in the mirror
2) the shower when my cock is slippery and hard
3) in a folded up pillow with a towel to catch my huge load
4) on the ground in the woods
5) in bed when I’m alone
6) in the woods against a tree alone or with another horny guy
7) men’s room
8) ABS watching a hot porn video

There are probably more but that’s all I can recall
How about jerking off into my mouth? :)
 
When I get alone time, sink watching in the mirror, In the toilet, in the shower soap up my cock an balls an masturbate thinking of some Lit. ladies mmmmmm
 
I've been watching a lot of jerk off videos lately, and find it interesting all the different ways and places guys squirt their loads. So where do you normally make your creamy deposit? Floor? Sink? Shower or bathtub? In some kleenex or a sock? Your hand, so you can lap it up?

I usually have a cum towel ready, to put on the floor beneath my feet. Makes cleanup much easier. But sometimes I just feel like squirting on my wood floor.

How about you pervs?
Who you calling a perv, you jerk off perv. I guess it takes one to know one. I love watching jerk off vids too, watching all that creamy goo blasting all over the place. My favorite place to blast these days is into my palm, then slurp it all up. 🌋💦💦😛😋😋😋
 
I've only cum in a sink one time, and it was to surprise my wife when she walked into the bathroom. But lately I've been watching a lot of videos of guys jerking off into sinks, and I find it to be super hot. Absolutely cannot explain why.
My faves are selfies onto mirrors, glass doors or windows, or all over the wall. In that order.
 
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