Where Do You Usually Cum When You Jerk Off?

One of the wonderful things about masturbating in an X-rated movie theater, is that when you're ready to cum after a couple hours of masturbating, you can just stand up and shoot your load on the floor (as long as you aren't too shy), and there's no clean up to deal with (at least not for you). I've been going to X-rated movie theaters since I've been 18 (well, sixteen really), and the first time I saw someone do that, it was really surprising, as back in those days most people tried to keep their masturbating or sex on the discrete side in the theater, but it was also so hot at the same time. It went like this:

I had gotten off work in the afternoon, and when I got to the theater walked about half way down the main isle and sat all the way over on the left side for some privacy. There was an older guy sitting four or five rows in front of me, fairly close to the front of the theater. I couldn't tell whether he was masturbating or not, but I didn't care, I had had a long day at work and needed to enjoy the theater and do some relaxing ;). After about an hour, the older guy towards the front of the theater stood up and stepped into the aisle on the far left side. His erect penis was sticking out of his pants and he had his hand wrapped around it. There were about 10-12 people in the theater, and as he close to the front, there was plenty of light from the screen and everyone in the theater could see what he was doing. Once he got himself angled so that he could still see the screen, he started stroking away on his penis. Shortly thereafter, he started ejaculating, and everyone in the theater could see the semen squirting from his penis. He just stood there stroking until he was through ejaculating and then tucked his penis back in his pants and left the theater.

I thought, god that's so cool to be so open and unashamed about masturbating. But as I eventually learned as a young guy going to X-rated theaters back in the day, that's why the theater was there--so that the customers could enjoy masturbating while they watched the movies. And since standing up when you cum is the easiest way to keep semen off your clothes, and since most of the people in the theater were also masturbating, there was really no reason for him not to stand up when he had his orgasm. That idea took a little bit of getting used to, but it eventually became the technique I used every time I went to the theater.
That’s deliciously hot, I’ve always wanted to go play at an adult theatre
 
I used to cam with a guy who would always cum on the arm of a leather chair, it was weird but very sexy that he had a “cum spot” i could picture myself on that chair getting railed and filled because of it
 
My main mastrubation scenario is to relax in bed. I'll open my tablet and read Lit stories (a wide range of topics) and get the juices flowing. Sometimes I shift over to porn videos if I'm short on time. When I finally do cum, it's all over my hand. And yes, I do like to clean it up with my tongue.

I've also sat in front of the computer camera and jerked off on Chatterbate for an audience. I usually rub the juices on my chest, belly, or balls for all to see. I don't show my face on there.
 
Where do I jerk off?
Let me count the ways……and places.

The first time when I was very young was in between the cushions of the couch and it surprised me as I pumped my juice all over. What a mess to clean up. But here are a few places I have done it:

1) bathroom sink watching myself in the mirror
2) the shower when my cock is slippery and hard
3) in a folded up pillow with a towel to catch my huge load
4) on the ground in the woods
5) in bed when I’m alone
6) in the woods against a tree alone or with another horny guy
7) men’s room
8) ABS watching a hot porn video

There are probably more but that’s all I can recall
Hi
 
Today I’m shooting into my pocket pussy, but capturing it all by pinching the end shut, instead of letting it fly through. Then I’m pouring as much of my load onto an 11” dildo, and face fucking my self with it.
 
Office - sink or rarely on my desk
Home, chest or hand, good to scoop. Sometimes in the shower
 
When I use my fleshlight, I drink my cum out of it, then remove the inside, turn it inside-out and lick it up.....otherwise I shoot on one of my many cock shaped dildos and proceed to lick and suck it until I am hard again! Then it probably will end up in my tight ass while I suck another cock shaped dildo........if I am with the wife or girlfriend, I shoot on their tits or in their mouth so we can share....the ultimate is a cream pie! YUM!

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