Where Do You Usually Cum When You Jerk Off?

I mostly cum in the sink. Sometimes outside just let it land where ever.
I've only cum in a sink one time, and it was to surprise my wife when she walked into the bathroom. But lately I've been watching a lot of videos of guys jerking off into sinks, and I find it to be super hot. Absolutely cannot explain why.
 
most of the time, i use toys, cum in condom can easy to clean. if just fucking the blanket in bed, I will prepare a towel.

sometimes cum on the sexy pic which i real like it.
 
I've only cum in a sink one time, and it was to surprise my wife when she walked into the bathroom. But lately I've been watching a lot of videos of guys jerking off into sinks, and I find it to be super hot. Absolutely cannot explain why.
I can never get past the idea that they're sneaking one past the wife.

That said, I do like the porn genre of guys wanking into their wives' underwear.
 
When I have "alone time" I like to get creative. And play with it. E.g. A glass
 
I jerk of in the shower. Or I jerk of over the toilet. I use the toilet paper to catch the load, drop it in and flush. Super easy cleanup
 
sometimes cum on the sexy pic which i real like it.
I had an online "affair" with a couple from the UK, - "tributed" one of her nude pictures and sent it back to them.

I do like the porn genre of guys wanking into their wives' underwear.
I did this a couple of times. I just loved the feeling of silk wrapped around my cock.

I jerk Off in a shot glass then drink its easy clean up and very tasty
I used to do that until I decided to just lick it off my hand when I cum.
 
I've been watching a lot of jerk off videos lately, and find it interesting all the different ways and places guys squirt their loads. So where do you normally make your creamy deposit? Floor? Sink? Shower or bathtub? In some kleenex or a sock? Your hand, so you can lap it up?

I usually have a cum towel ready, to put on the floor beneath my feet. Makes cleanup much easier. But sometimes I just feel like squirting on my wood floor.

How about you pervs?
Normally, where ever she wants me to cum.
 
One of the wonderful things about masturbating in an X-rated movie theater, is that when you're ready to cum after a couple hours of masturbating, you can just stand up and shoot your load on the floor (as long as you aren't too shy), and there's no clean up to deal with (at least not for you). I've been going to X-rated movie theaters since I've been 18 (well, sixteen really), and the first time I saw someone do that, it was really surprising, as back in those days most people tried to keep their masturbating or sex on the discrete side in the theater, but it was also so hot at the same time. It went like this:

I had gotten off work in the afternoon, and when I got to the theater walked about half way down the main isle and sat all the way over on the left side for some privacy. There was an older guy sitting four or five rows in front of me, fairly close to the front of the theater. I couldn't tell whether he was masturbating or not, but I didn't care, I had had a long day at work and needed to enjoy the theater and do some relaxing ;). After about an hour, the older guy towards the front of the theater stood up and stepped into the aisle on the far left side. His erect penis was sticking out of his pants and he had his hand wrapped around it. There were about 10-12 people in the theater, and as he close to the front, there was plenty of light from the screen and everyone in the theater could see what he was doing. Once he got himself angled so that he could still see the screen, he started stroking away on his penis. Shortly thereafter, he started ejaculating, and everyone in the theater could see the semen squirting from his penis. He just stood there stroking until he was through ejaculating and then tucked his penis back in his pants and left the theater.

I thought, god that's so cool to be so open and unashamed about masturbating. But as I eventually learned as a young guy going to X-rated theaters back in the day, that's why the theater was there--so that the customers could enjoy masturbating while they watched the movies. And since standing up when you cum is the easiest way to keep semen off your clothes, and since most of the people in the theater were also masturbating, there was really no reason for him not to stand up when he had his orgasm. That idea took a little bit of getting used to, but it eventually became the technique I used every time I went to the theater.
 
I like being fully naked, lying back, and just letting it fly and land wherever, but especially on my chest and stomach. It's so nice just to be able to let it pump and fly freely. And the sensation of that hot, wet cum landing on me is....mmmmmmmm.
 
I've been watching a lot of jerk off videos lately, and find it interesting all the different ways and places guys squirt their loads. So where do you normally make your creamy deposit? Floor? Sink? Shower or bathtub? In some kleenex or a sock? Your hand, so you can lap it up?

I usually have a cum towel ready, to put on the floor beneath my feet. Makes cleanup much easier. But sometimes I just feel like squirting on my wood floor.

How about you pervs?
In her shoes or anywhere else she tells me to do....
 
Usually just in the toilet. But I have used my mother's-in-law panties and bra a couple times. That was fun.
 
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