Where do you cum when you jerk off?

[Mr. Briggs]

When you are jerking off where are the most common places you cum?

My most common spot is on my chest then I clean it up.

What about you?

 

[screwher]

On the floor underneath my computer desk.

 

[SherlockianMan]

Depends on my mood/how horny I am.

If I've been stroking on and off for quiet some time, working up a big load, I'll probably let it shoot all over my stomach and my hand.

If I'm just doing a quick session, directly into a kleenex.

 

[priapusone]

Where do you...

Mmmm and I could get all messy with you guys...

 

[Cycle Tom]

Usually on my stomach.

 

[CousinLuver]

In my hand.

 

[mrspank30]

All over my chest. With the right mood and incentive I have hit my chin a few times.

 

[abberjabber14]

Most common: Tissue
Favorite: Dirty panties

I unfortunately have not had the luck to try a woman's face yet.

 

[magicalmoments]

Depends on where i am:
Work - in the john
Home - in a flannel or a tissue
porn cinema - on the floor

Occasionally, when I was single and in bed and having a night time toss to get me off to sleep I'll just let it spurt on me and the sheets and then just roll over and go to sleep in the sticky mess. That became a bit crusty when i woke up though, although i did enjoy the sensation of being smeared with my own juice at the time.

When i was younger and living in my parents home i used the curtain that hung beside my bed. It was an off white patterned cloth and the stains never showed.

 

[Bighammerfucker]

Depends on where i am:
Work - in the john
Home - in a flannel or a tissue
porn cinema - on the floor

Occasionally, when I was single and in bed and having a night time toss to get me off to sleep I'll just let it spurt on me and the sheets and then just roll over and go to sleep in the sticky mess. That became a bit crusty when i woke up though, although i did enjoy the sensation of being smeared with my own juice at the time.

When i was younger and living in my parents home i used the curtain that hung beside my bed. It was an off white patterned cloth and the stains never showed.

This reminds me of something

I'm female so this thread doesn't fully apply to me but this made me remember this awkward moment when I was younger and living at home - my dad's gf at the time would change all of our bedding and I used to masturbate in the bed of course and just wipe it on the sheets. Never thought twice about all the "residue" until one day she asked me, in front of others, why there was hardened white stuff all over my sheets. I just remember thinking "oh shit" but luckily I had the ready-made "excuse" that I had been sick and it was from blowing my nose into the sheets. Haha. Riiiight... dunno if she fully believed it...

 

[EnglishChap6687]

This reminds me of something

I'm female so this thread doesn't fully apply to me but this made me remember this awkward moment when I was younger and living at home - my dad's gf at the time would change all of our bedding and I used to masturbate in the bed of course and just wipe it on the sheets. Never thought twice about all the "residue" until one day she asked me, in front of others, why there was hardened white stuff all over my sheets. I just remember thinking "oh shit" but luckily I had the ready-made "excuse" that I had been sick and it was from blowing my nose into the sheets. Haha. Riiiight... dunno if she fully believed it...

Brilliant!!

 

[bluesky496]

for me it depends on my mood , sometimes i cum on my tummy ,sometimes in a glass and sometimes on my food but i always clean it up .

 

[Dumdiedum]

I cum on my chest or my stomach. Depends on how much it is.

 

[scottslaughter]

I love to masturbate outside on the deck in the summer months as long as the mosquitoes aren't too bad. My favorite is to relax in a reclining chair on the deck and enjoy the warm sun while stroking my cock. I enjoy the feeling of my hot cum landing on my chest. I lick my fingers clean but usually leave the cum on my chest for awhile because it feels so wonderful. I also sometimes will stand next to the railing and shoot my cum over the side of the deck onto the grass below.

 

[ADIDAS00]

Usually up my stomach and chest....and I have some pictures of that

...or if I'm in the shower I just let it go on the shower floor.

....or on my iPad while I'm looking at someone's picture from Lit!

Just depends on my mood I guess

 

[EnglishChap6687]

Usually up my stomach and chest....and I have some pictures of that

...or if I'm in the shower I just let it go on the shower floor.

....or on my iPad while I'm looking at someone's picture from Lit!

Just depends on my mood I guess

I'm with Adidas! The only difference is I tend to shoot a long way, so it's sometimes face and pillow/headboard, not just chest...

 

[ADIDAS00]

I'm with Adidas! The only difference is I tend to shoot a long way, so it's sometimes face and pillow/headboard, not just chest...

Oooooo... A big shooter!!! Yay! Love big long distance shooters. I think that's such a hot skill to have. Kudos to you stud

 

[suckonsimon]

Hey AD and ECh!

Me? Hardly ever do on account of my woman's appetite,
but on occasion: standing over a full length mirror. I like the splatter!

 

[suckonsimon]

Oooooo... A big shooter!!! Yay! Love big long distance shooters. I think that's such a hot skill to have. Kudos to you stud

I join you in saying that to EnglishChap, pal. as far as my nipple is my max, ever.

 

[ADIDAS00]

I join you in saying that to EnglishChap, pal. as far as my nipple is my max, ever.

Hey simon! Good to see you hear stud

I think a lot of guys would agree that a guy that can shoot far is intriguing to say the least. It's a sexy skill to watch. That's why it's so popular in porn I guess. It must be the attraction to seeing the physical evidence of high arousal. It's an aphrodisiac of sorts.

.....P.S. I'd watch you shoot that sexy cumshot any day Simon

 

[knowhow7890]

These days mostly on my stomach/chest while watching computer screen.

 

[suckonsimon]

Hey simon! Good to see you hear stud .....P.S. I'd watch you shoot that sexy cumshot any day Simon

We'd need a woman in the mix mate ... ah, you got one willing, right?

 

[ADIDAS00]

We'd need a woman in the mix mate ... ah, you got one willing, right?

I was already assuming my sexy blonde wife would be in the mix

Her beautiful naked body is where I was wanting your creamy treat to spray all over....yummmm!

 

[suckonsimon]

I was already assuming my sexy blonde wife would be in the mix

Her beautiful naked body is where I was wanting your creamy treat to spray all over....yummmm!

Inside and out simultaneous! You pump her full of yours just as I spray mine. And right after we've both seen her to a max bliss orgasmic peak. It's a deal.

 

[ADIDAS00]

Inside and out simultaneous! You pump her full of yours just as I spray mine. And right after we've both seen her to a max bliss orgasmic peak. It's a deal.

Mmm!!! I'd feel how wet and turned on she was getting as your cum splashed all over her beautiful fake breasts. As your cum is spraying, me and her simultaneously orgasm together in total ecstasy.

I hope you don't mind.....but I'm going to lick some of your cum off of her sensitive nipples. You can watch if you like Simon. You can keep rubbing your cum in on her other nipple while I clean her beautiful breasts