Where Do You Usually Cum When You Jerk Off?

Where do I jerk off?
Let me count the ways……and places.

The first time when I was very young was in between the cushions of the couch and it surprised me as I pumped my juice all over. What a mess to clean up. But here are a few places I have done it:

1) bathroom sink watching myself in the mirror
2) the shower when my cock is slippery and hard
3) in a folded up pillow with a towel to catch my huge load
4) on the ground in the woods
5) in bed when I’m alone
6) in the woods against a tree alone or with another horny guy
7) men’s room
8) ABS watching a hot porn video

There are probably more but that’s all I can recall
3 is my fav
 
Sometimes into wifes underwear or bra. Sometimes over my own face if im fantasising about being humiliated by my wifes lover
 
Depends on time and how worked up I get.I cum in my mouth with legs over my head when I am really worked up.I also like leaking over and over in my hand and lick it up.If usings dildos if i am riding hard and fast its on a paper towel or rag
 
I've been watching a lot of jerk off videos lately, and find it interesting all the different ways and places guys squirt their loads. So where do you normally make your creamy deposit? Floor? Sink? Shower or bathtub? In some kleenex or a sock? Your hand, so you can lap it up?

I usually have a cum towel ready, to put on the floor beneath my feet. Makes cleanup much easier. But sometimes I just feel like squirting on my wood floor.

How about you pervs?
Hand so I can ingest it. Or if my wife is helping me on her or my chest. Sometimes it reaches further 🤩
 
It depends. Mostly on my stomach or hand. If I don't want to make a mess on myself it is in a tissue or an old shirt that was laying on the floor. Sometimes it is into the toilet. I am not a big shower masturbation fella so it is rare for me to let it fly there. Sometimes when I am out walking in nature and the mood strikes me I will just let it fly into the woods or creek or on the beach into the sand.
 
I've been watching a lot of jerk off videos lately, and find it interesting all the different ways and places guys squirt their loads. So where do you normally make your creamy deposit? Floor? Sink? Shower or bathtub? In some kleenex or a sock? Your hand, so you can lap it up?

I usually have a cum towel ready, to put on the floor beneath my feet. Makes cleanup much easier. But sometimes I just feel like squirting on my wood floor.

How about you pervs?
In my hand, then that goes to my mouth.
 
I usually use a towel or a recepticle in the bathroom, either a sink or the shower.
Unless I have someone to watch me, in which case I just try to make sure I miss the computer.
But, when I was young and the hormones were first flowing through my body
I would masturbate every night into the bowl.
The bathroom was small (1/2 bath, shower was in the other one), and my feet would press against the opposite wall. (Not a really erotic image, me kneeling before the bowl, furiously jerking my cock, but anyway)
The baseboard molding was some sort of plastic material. With the intensity of my orgasm, I pressed my foot into the baseboard and dented it.
No one ever commented on it, but from that day on, for years, whenever I sat on the throne, I would see that dent.
Since I was ashamed and guilty about masturbating (that's how it was in those days, it was shameful, but who could stop), I was ashamed to see that.
I’ve never felt shame or guilt. Mostly I feel healthy I need it once or twice a day. Thankful.
 
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