What's your superpower? Next person gives you side effects

[vagrantx]

I can read minds.

You haven't mastered the art of silent reading, so every time you do it you say it all out loud. And it's extremely annoying.

I have a pet tiger who obeys my every command, telepathically!

 

[CuriousRick]

The pet tiger obeys your all your commands, but is not house trained!! Won't use the litter box and goes anywhere he wants in the house!

I always know the perfect thing to say in any situation.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Unfortunately you can’t handle anything above 0° so dehydration is an impending doom.

I can read minds.

Only by braille. Eew.

I can resize myself by willpower!

 

[LIDiver]

Only by braille. Eew.

I can resize myself by willpower!

But it’s still doesn’t get big enough for your significant other.

MSPI correctly guessing the size of everyone’s footwear (I hate my superpower.).

 

[redsnowbunny]

But it’s still doesn’t get big enough for your significant other.

MSPI correctly guessing the size of everyone’s footwear (I hate my superpower.).

But you also instantly know what they smell like.

My superpower is :
I can successsfully teleport myself everywhere I want.

 

[SmokingFap]

But you also instantly know what they smell like.

My superpower is :
I can successsfully teleport myself everywhere I want.

Your clothes don't teleport with you.

I can shapeshift into anything I see.

 

[Krug06424]

Your clothes don't teleport with you.

I can shapeshift into anything I see.

But they keep the color and design of your clothes (hello, Plastic Man!)

I can improve or heal biological organisms

 

[SmokingFap]

I can improve or heal biological organisms

They are then permanently bonded to you, so you are constantly followed by a pack of cats, dogs, squirrels, and one surprisingly horny llama.

I can talk to plants.

 

[Fiestykitten]

They are then permanently bonded to you, so you are constantly followed by a pack of cats, dogs, squirrels, and one surprisingly horny llama.

I can talk to plants.

But your dick never works again

I can talk to animals

 

[redsnowbunny]

They are then permanently bonded to you, so you are constantly followed by a pack of cats, dogs, squirrels, and one surprisingly horny llama.

I can talk to plants.

They talk back. And they're surprisingly quite rude!

My superpower is I can make whatever I want appear before me

 

[SmokingFap]

They talk back. And they're surprisingly quite rude!

My superpower is I can make whatever I want appear before me

But you still have to pay for them. Those vibrators aren't free, you know?

I can see 10 minutes into the future.

 

[SmokingFap]

But your dick never works again

I can talk to animals

And you can ONLY speak animal. People look at you like you're crazy when you're barking and meowing at them.

I can see 10 minutes into the future.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

But you still have to pay for them. Those vibrators aren't free, you know?

I can see 10 minutes into the future.

… but you’ve got a 5 minute attention span

My super power is the incredible ability granted me from Powers Whut Peepul Ain’t Supposed to Know that transfers meaning from one person to one or more persons, across space, time, and other hindrances.

AKA, I can write things down.

 

[Jim1855]

AKA, I can write things down.

Unfortunately no one belives what you write and it is in a long dead lanuage.

My power: I can go fully invisible at will (i.e can't be heard, seen or show up on any medium analyzer (both what currently exists and any in the future) such as thermal imaging, trigger motion sensors etc).