Happy International Lesbian Day! What's your favourite lesbian story or scene on Lit?

[THBGato]

It's still not the "truly happy ending" you promised. But feel free to mansplain why I'm wrong.

 

[StillStunned]

It's still not the "truly happy ending" you promised. But feel free to mansplain why I'm wrong.

Not sure what I did to deserve being accused of mansplaining, except disagree with your interpretation of a character that I wrote.

 

[SugarStorm]

Guys, this was not the drama I was hoping for when I setup my tripod. I was promised geometry related fun and this is not it.

I’d love to integrate my surface with yours…

I'm stealing this for my next story. It's just too good of a line not to use.

 

[EmilyMiller]

I'm stealing this for my next story. It's just too good of a line not to use.

Please feel free to do so

 

[EmilyMiller]

@THBGato & @StillStunned you are both among the most genuine and pleasant people here. This feels like a story being interpreted two ways and then the discussion about it going off the rails, probably due to misunderstandings . It’s no reason to fall out with each other.

 

[onehitwanda]

Don't make me stop the car. Because I will.

 

[EmilyMiller]

At the risk of being seen to take sides, @StillStunned is in a select group of guys on AH who have never mansplained me.

 

[SugarStorm]

Don't make me stop the car. Because I will.

Last time I tried that with my kids, they just asked if we could at least stop at McDonald’s. I wanted to say no, principle and all, but they were running on fumes. So, you know… they won. The little bastards.

 

[onehitwanda]

Last time I tried that with my kids, they just asked if we could at least stop at McDonald’s. I wanted to say no, principle and all, but they were running on fumes. So, you know… they won. The little bastards.

I once got to do the walk of shame - 20 metres or so, bawling my eyes out, after my parents did, in fact, stop the car.

They never had to do it again.

 

[THBGato]

@THBGato & @StillStunned you are both among the most genuine and pleasant people here. This feels like a story being interpreted two ways and then the discussion about it going off the rails, probably due to misunderstandings . It’s no reason to fall out with each other.

Fair enough. However, @StillStunned I still demand you provide "a truly happy [lesbian] ending" as previously advertised. I want U-hauling to Hartford, carabiners, hairties around wrists, short nails, wedding bells, spermdoners and herb gardens. Either write one yourself (preferred option) or read around until you find one.

 

[MelissaBaby]

Don't make me stop the car. Because I will.

Once, when we were kids, my brother started in with the "Are we there yet?" crap. After about the fifth time he asked, my mom pulled over on the side of a snowy road, in the middle of nowhere, and said, "Yes, we're there. Get out."

He didn't get out. And he didn't ask again.

 

[FrancesScott]

spermdoners

Just wrote that - as you know (thank you!) - it didn’t end so well, at least in the medium term.

 

[onehitwanda]

Fair enough. However, @StillStunned I still demand you provide "a truly happy [lesbian] ending" as previously advertised. I want U-hauling to Hartford, carabiners, hairties around wrists, short nails, wedding bells, spermdoners and herb gardens. Either write one yourself (preferred option) or read around until you find one.

Perhaps I can step in here and give you a gentle nudge towards A stringed instrument by @Bramblethorn - No spermdonors (thank fuck), or Hartford because it's set Down Under, but it ticks all the other boxes pretty well.

It is one of my guilty pleasures.

 

[Bramblethorn]

Perhaps I can step in here and give you a gentle nudge towards A stringed instrument by @Bramblethorn - No spermdonors (thank fuck), or Hartford because it's set Down Under, but it ticks all the other boxes pretty well.

It is one of my guilty pleasures.

*slips Wanda ten bucks in a brown paper bag*

(No wedding bells as such, because that wasn't an option in Australia at the time of writing, but I think it would be reasonable to suppose that they tied the knot at some point after 2017.)

 

[onehitwanda]

*slips Wanda ten bucks in a brown paper bag*

I'd rather you organise five minutes with Kylie.

Actually... maybe make it ten.

 

[Bramblethorn]

I'd rather you organise five minutes with Kylie.

Actually... maybe make it ten.

She doesn't take my calls. Not since the incident.

 

[onehitwanda]

You had one job, @Bramblethorn. One job.

 

[Bramblethorn]

You had one job, @Bramblethorn. One job.

My cats have strong opinions about what that job is and it doesn't involve Kylie.

 

[SugarStorm]

@onehitwanda and @Bramblethorn are giving me the weirdest Granny Weatherwax and Mustrum Ridcully vibes.

 

[Bramblethorn]

@onehitwanda and @Bramblethorn are giving me the weirdest Granny Weatherwax and Mustrum Ridcully vibes.

Pretty sure Nanny Ogg has a vibe.

 

[SugarStorm]

Pretty sure Nanny Ogg has a vibe.

Sure, but @EmilyMiller's not here at the moment

 

[EmilyMiller]

Sure, but @EmilyMiller's not here at the moment

 

[onehitwanda]

@onehitwanda and @Bramblethorn are giving me the weirdest Granny Weatherwax and Mustrum Ridcully vibes.

I'm Agnes Nitt.

 

[THBGato]

Perhaps I can step in here and give you a gentle nudge towards A stringed instrument by @Bramblethorn - No spermdonors (thank fuck), or Hartford because it's set Down Under, but it ticks all the other boxes pretty well.

Was literally the first story I read after I'd exhausted your back-catalogue. It was before I had an account here, hence I didn't comment (well, actually I may have done - I left lots of anon comments).

 

[Nightaelf]

Just wrote that - as you know (thank you!) - it didn’t end so well, at least in the medium term.

I Allready wrote that... Maybe try cloning in a story?