What's Your Next Six Word Story?

[AverageGary]

Six words in a story line
cannot fade away let alone die
someone think of something quite erotic
that can be said in six
the best I can do now
is quick and filled with lust
definitely not erotic by any definition
Jack is the horny old man
accused of a one track mind
hot sex is what he desires
but will settle for a handjob
unless her arm gets too tired
then he has to finish himself

 

[rawsilk]

Jack walks the long dirt track.
This way is called Paradise Alley.
Not knowing what adventures will happen.
There are people he will meet.
Unique places he will certainly find.
Plenty of new experiences to try.
Fate's hand has never failed yet
It is all about the fun.

 

[AverageGary]

Jack knows fun and fantasy await
When he arrives in Paradise Alley
Yearning to try those new experiences
looking to meet those new people
But it's all about the fun

 

[AverageGary]

LitErotica is proving to be distracting
Haven't even visited Paradise Alley yet
Need to find some new ways
to get sex off the brain

 

[AverageGary]

Does Angel still have the touch
With tales that are highly erotic
When limited to just six words
Let's wait and see what happens
Will Angel rise to the challenge
Or will Angel's keyboard stay silent

 

[rawsilk]

Pink balloon flying with the wind.

 

[AverageGary]

He sits wondering what to write

 

[AverageGary]

Jack wonders if something is wrong
he can make any situation erotic
Like talking to three friendly women
Imagining they'll ask him to join
Their wild partying before bedding him
Is it a mid-life crisis
Craving wild sex instead of cars
His last name doesn't help matters
Meoff is his unfortunate surname lol

 

[rawsilk]

A romantic song always carries Meoff.
This just had to be said.

 

[rawsilk]

Finally got it, took whole post.
Very late now, should be sleeping.

 

[AverageGary]

Finally got it, took whole post.
Very late now, should be sleeping.

Can I join you in bed
I will massage you to sleep
So you can get your rest

 

[rawsilk]

Can I join you in bed
I will massage you to sleep
So you can get your rest

Warm bodies together in firm embrace.
Hands stroking down her back.
Sleeping is one of natures gifts.

 

[AverageGary]

Warm bodies together in firm embrace.
Hands stroking down her back.
Sleeping is one of natures gifts.

Firmly rubbing her shoulders and back
He kneads her light soft skin
Before rubbing gently with his palms
Easing her tension is his goal
Hoping to ease her into sweet sleep
Her smiling is his biggest reward

 

[AverageGary]

Here's a really dirty six-word story.....


A pig fell in the mud

 

[rawsilk]

Here's a really dirty six-word story.....


A pig fell in the mud

.......who was followed by the farmer.

 

[AverageGary]

.......who was followed by the farmer.

and then his wife fell in



(I need to figure out miltiquote)

 

[rawsilk]

Here's a really dirty six-word story.....


A pig fell in the mud

.......who was followed by the farmer.

and then his wife fell in



(I need to figure out miltiquote)

(The quotation marks down bottom right)

They had a great mud bath

 

[AverageGary]

(The quotation marks down bottom right)

I tried that, it didn't work.

They had a great mud bath

Laughing at how dirty they were

 

[rawsilk]

Here's a really dirty six-word story.....


A pig fell in the mud

.......who was followed by the farmer.

and then his wife fell in



(I need to figure out miltiquote)

(The quotation marks down bottom right)

They had a great mud bath

I tried that, it didn't work.



Laughing at how dirty they were

Turn switch on it works better.

....farmer gets the old garden hose

 

[KindofHere]

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[AverageGary]

How can I make work fun
I need to behave myself there
No LitErotica while on the job
Maybe my imagination will distract me

 

[AnAngelReally]

One, two, three, four, five, six.
What do you know? It works!
The trick's all in the count.
There is nothing more to it.

I told you, honey, it's easy.
You go by the same numbers
As you switch to other muscles.
Keep the pressure even and smooth.

Up one leg, down the other.
One glute, a swipe, the other,
Follow the spine all the way.
Then the sides, cop a feel.

I love your hands on me.
You're such a tease, my love.
I told you you'd like it.
Full body massages are so erotic.

 

[AnAngelReally]

(I need to figure out miltiquote)

The second button the right, the one with multiple symbols...
Click on one and it turns red, sort of.
Click one for each quote you want to carry.
On the last one, after you do, click on the 'quote' button beside it.
All those you wanted will be opened in the message and separate.

 

[AverageGary]

Watching porn while driving is fun
Seeing cars stay in lane behind
instead of speeding up to pass
A mix of embarrassment and thrill
knowing they're trying to watch too

 

[AnAngelReally]

Knowing other drivers can be distracted
By having blood flowing down south
Away from the brain driving requires
Is yet another very scary element
One shouldn't have to think about