What's the worst PM you've ever got?

[aussiegeekygal]

I have decided that when I retire, I am going to behave like a complete and utter cunt. I have behaved all these years so I think I have earned the right to mess around a little.

I support this

 

[Diosax]

I just remembered this one time this man sent me a long msg saying he saw my reply on some post. It was a pretty long message and some of it included some instructions for me to message him on skype of email

I just replied with a lol i don't do that. And he said well it's too much to log in here or im not here enough so i told him it sounded like a him problem

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I honestly think some people think I've eboned them because of the banter we've had on threads

 

[AmberLGreen]

I honestly think some people think I've eboned them because of the banter we've had on threads

I often feel the same

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I often feel the same

I fucking love the energy you bring!

 

[AmberLGreen]

I fucking love the energy you bring!

Just lately I have been feeling a little bit Lit washed (washed out by Lit). I think I might need some vitamin E-boning to bring my energy levels back up.

And somebody will now read that and I will get a PM saying their cum is full of vitamin E and would I like a free sample.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Just lately I have been feeling a little bit Lit washed (washed out by Lit). I think I might need some vitamin E-boning to bring my energy levels back up.

And somebody will now read that and I will get a PM saying their cum is full of vitamin E and would I like a free sample.

I'm lactating if that helps

 

[AmberLGreen]

I'm lactating if that helps

That might just draw some of the PMs your way #friendforlife

 

[aussiegeekygal]

That might just draw some of the PMs your way #friendforlife

It would if I allowed them for sure

 

[Starscream_UK]

I had someone PM me and demand that I re-write all my stories using American English. I asked them why, as I'm not American. He said it would make it easier for him to read them as I spell words incorrectly in his mind...and it was too much for him to handle my use of the words lift, rubbish bin and pavement.

What. The. Actual. Fuck.

I mean, it doesn't beat the random WhatsApp message I got from someone in the parent chat group from my kids school saying we should meet up and fuck...

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I had someone PM me and demand that I re-write all my stories using American English. I asked them why, as I'm not American. He said it would make it easier for him to read them as I spell words incorrectly in his mind...and it was too much for him to handle my use of the words lift, rubbish bin and pavement.

What. The. Actual. Fuck.

I mean, it doesn't beat the random WhatsApp message I got from someone in the parent chat group from my kids school saying we should meet up and fuck...

Lol.
Entitled American jackass.

That tracks.
What an inconsiderate fool

 

[Starscream_UK]

Lol.
Entitled American jackass.

That tracks.
What an inconsiderate fool

In the grand overall scheme of things, it's nothing, but it was certainly bizarre. I've posted about 300 short stories on a variety of platforms and that's the first time someone has said that to me. Even when I've had an editor for legitimate publication pieces they've never questioned that

 

[Karabare]

Just lately I have been feeling a little bit Lit washed (washed out by Lit). I think I might need some vitamin E-boning to bring my energy levels back up.

And somebody will now read that and I will get a PM saying their cum is full of vitamin E and would I like a free sample.

Sliding in right meow

 

[Jake069258]

I finally recieved my first, completely unsolicited, "hey wanna..." PM

It made me laugh... But I could see how receiving those all the time would get old, very quickly.

 

[Wildfly11]

A detailed description about how this guy would capture me, keep me in his basement, sexually torture me, and eventually let his friends use me. Mind you this was the first DM from this person, not even a hello.

Would kind of make you want to change your profile name and move to a different town lol

 

[Wildfly11]

I had someone PM me and demand that I re-write all my stories using American English. I asked them why, as I'm not American. He said it would make it easier for him to read them as I spell words incorrectly in his mind...and it was too much for him to handle my use of the words lift, rubbish bin and pavement.

What. The. Actual. Fuck.

I mean, it doesn't beat the random WhatsApp message I got from someone in the parent chat group from my kids school saying we should meet up and fuck...

Parent chat group message...sounds like they clicked on the wrong message (to the wrong person). I did that once...said something like "when you do that it makes me so hard ". Sent it to one of my guy friends by accident . I sent another saying...no it doesn't. He replied lol and never mentioned it. I now double check all my dirty messages are going to the right person...

 

[MsNatalie99]

"Fine don't answer, fake ass queer. Newsflash, ur a man, or close enough." Because I didn't want to discribe my panties on the first message. Subject "sisy" with one s

 

[aussiegeekygal]

"Fine don't answer, fake ass queer. Newsflash, ur a man, or close enough." Because I didn't want to discribe my panties on the first message. Subject "sisy" with one s

Sounds like a keeper

Men who can't handle rejection act is really ugly ways.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Would kind of make you want to change your profile name and move to a different town lol

I'm careful about what I post on here because honestly the risk vs. reward matrix gets really skewed knowing what kind of people exist in the world. I get to keep my anonymity, too, thankfully.

 

[MsNatalie99]

Sounds like a keeper

Men who can't handle rejection act is really ugly ways.

Yeah one or two people I send messages to will get a laugh out of my p.m. etiquette. Opening with do I have permission to message you, hope this isn't an inconvenience, and feel free to tell me to f*** off. It's mostly just the fetish driven messages, from the married by guys who don't think it's gay as long as I'm wearing a dress. More interested in what I am than who I am.

 

[LikeableMe]

One from a friend’s family letting me know she had passed away. It was a while ago now, but she still crosses my mind

 

[MsNatalie99]

One from a friend’s family letting me know she had passed away. It was a while ago now, but she still crosses my mind

I'm sorry for your loss.

 

[LikeableMe]

I'm sorry for your loss.

Thank you a few people on here knew her, and the anniversary is this month, which is why I thought of her when I saw this. She was an inspiration, and that’s the part I like to remember

 

[MsNatalie99]

I had someone PM me and demand that I re-write all my stories using American English. I asked them why, as I'm not American. He said it would make it easier for him to read them as I spell words incorrectly in his mind...and it was too much for him to handle my use of the words lift, rubbish bin and pavement.

What. The. Actual. Fuck.

I mean, it doesn't beat the random WhatsApp message I got from someone in the parent chat group from my kids school saying we should meet up and fuck...

"If you're going to write in your country, you should speak American." I promise we're not all so ignorant. Many, but not all.

 

[Desire_Girl]

I've received a lot of awful PMs..
One being would I want to take a dump on the person....