aussiegeekygal
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My kid motorboats me in the bath. With huge sloppy fart sounds. She's weird.
PS- for those who aren't aware, she's an infant, breastfeeding, not at all sexual.
What's something you've always wanted to ask the opposite gender?
My kid motorboats me in the bath. With huge sloppy fart sounds. She's weird.
PS- for those who aren't aware, she's an infant, breastfeeding, not at all sexual.
tnman03
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Wild_Honey_66
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johnrael
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"Will you please stop glancing at my boobs?"
Apologies. Would you prefer staring?
TANSTAAFL58
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Thanks for clearing things up, Ladies.
I'm a man (checks: yep, it's still there). And I love breasts (ducks over to PornHub for a quick check: yep love them titties). I tried titfucking once. The woman's tits were more than adequate, there was lubrication, I was hard as differential calculus, and we were both horny AF.
Nothing. She was getting annoyed. I wasn't getting off. I seem to remember switching to something more mutually enjoyable.
Motorboating? Never. I've seen it inporn and at strip joints. Never thought it would be enjoyable to either of us. Oh, I do like playing with them! She seems to enjoy lots of other forms of attention.
I'm a man (checks: yep, it's still there). And I love breasts (ducks over to PornHub for a quick check: yep love them titties). I tried titfucking once. The woman's tits were more than adequate, there was lubrication, I was hard as differential calculus, and we were both horny AF.
Nothing. She was getting annoyed. I wasn't getting off. I seem to remember switching to something more mutually enjoyable.
Motorboating? Never. I've seen it inporn and at strip joints. Never thought it would be enjoyable to either of us. Oh, I do like playing with them! She seems to enjoy lots of other forms of attention.
thefishfryer
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I tried moterboating once, I think it was one the river Dart. I was quite young and had trouble trying to remember whether one passed on the port or starboard side. 
KamaKamaSutra
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Hell you guys have it easy. You can can't get off from a motorboat, hell I've never gotten off to a BJ or HJ. Do you know what kinda of hell that is sometimes. Ever lost the chance to have sex because you COULDN'T cum?
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AlwaysFara
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Why couldn’t you?
KamaKamaSutra
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Not sure, don't know if it's me or them?
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A woman enters a not too crowded room. What makes her noticable to you? What she's wearing, how she conducts herself, her attributes, how she moves, her voice?....just curious....how would she capture your attention?
Jada59
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I'd like to know this too.
AbsintheFather
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It could be any of those things and then some. Women have so many tools to work with. So many charms as they say.
What makes a woman standout from the others, might be a pretty face or the flash of a smile with some eye contact. It might be what she's wearing or who she's with. It might be her legs or décolletage that she is showing off that day. Once she gets closer and you have a chance to talk, it might be her voice, confidence, scent or if she touches you as she speaks.
It's such an individual thing though, I don't think you can generalize. I know a lady who speaks with a baby voice. Some guys go crazy for her, but it kinda turns me off. Some guys like a lot of cleavage some prefer legs. Some people are turned on by intelligence and some, um, the opposite. Of course, it's an exponential thing too. If a lady has just a pretty face it's one thing. But if she has that pretty face, has clever things to say AND touches my arm as she looks in my eyes and talks to me, well that's a home run right there.
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So playful physical contact along with wittiness and direct eye contact works along with having attractive qualities.
jeff_is_smiling
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First thing I notice is her hair style and length. hair always draws me in. Then I look at her eyes and lips. Breast size, hips, weight, height are all way down the list. Hair style and length are always checked out by me anyways....
AbsintheFather
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I'm just saying (or unsuccessfully trying to say) that women have many ways of being noticeable.
Also that qualities that make someone noticeable to one person might be different than for another. I listed some that things that catch my attention. I guess there is no formula. If there were you could bottle, sell it and be rich
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Yes. Yes it does. Much like boobs can get in the way
TANSTAAFL58
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Usualy, it's her best feature. I say that because inevitably, I'll notice great legs, a killer body, beautiful eyes, or "showoff" boobs (of all sizes and descriptions) because women play them up, on purpose or by coincidence. Or, maybe I'm just observant.
AF mentioned voices. A woman of my acquaintance, quite conventionally attractive who ha a whispery, Marilyn Monroe voice. One of my friends thinks her voice is very annoying. One thinks it is the sexiest voice he's ever heard. She puts me to sleep when she talks.
But, I do love a woman who has something interesting to say. Yes, put me down for a great big firm...mind. (I still like boobs too).
Go figure.
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AlwaysFara
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Good answer, and very relatable.
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TANSTAAFL58
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I recently found out that the phrase "dress left" (or right) means nothing to women. I don't know why I thought they'd know. That does it most of the time for most of us. (Refers to which side of the zipper it goes on. I think most right handed men dress left. That's also how the fly works).
However, hands up guys. How many have caught it in the zipper when you were going regimental?)
Raises hand
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AlwaysFara
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No. But I do have to account for work boob and recreational boob.
Karabare
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Lol!
Scrubs do a good job helping with modesty. With recreational boob i find less is more. Its good to have some mystery.
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What is something that men do when they WANT to be noticed?
hotoldrguy
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I think we try to look suave charming and strong and appealing and end up acting like idiots...
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