What's She (or He) Saying? Redeux

[LizVegas79]

(Him) you’re really hot but if you were even shorter it’s be ideal.

Hey us tall girls need our fun too!!!

 

[deft]

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Her: So, is everything in proportion?

Him: If it was, I’d be 12’8” tall.

 

[whenagain]

Hey us tall girls need our fun too!!!

Bahaha

I prefer tall girls. It was a bad blowjob joke.

 

[LizVegas79]

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/c1/b3/09/c1b309741d8d36baa8771496f557f799.jpg

(her "Mmmm, I bet you're a lot bigger than my husband. I
haven't had a nice, big cock in so long I wonder if I could even
handle you. But I'd sure love to give it a try though. Want to
get stuck in this elevator with me and find out?"

 

[LizVegas79]

https://i.pinimg.com/474x/51/8f/62/518f62197aaf5e38702495faa7f11ef6.jpg

"Come stand up here next to me, silly. Why do you always stand a
couple of steps behind me whenever we go up an escalator together?
No they can't. Really? Well that's kind of hot, isn't it? Knowing other
guys want to fuck me but they cant because I'm with you? It isn't?
Hmmm, maybe we should break up because I think it's super hot."

 

[investor2020]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/1fdcb40e98685329f26f07025cb6167c/d522461877ec0fb2-3e/s540x810/75eb32a9b869dfc1e0451178bcdd75e36b32cedc.jpg
Her: "Thank you for the wonderful dinner. Dessert is on me."

 

[ouchfeelsgood]

Thanks for keeping my silly little thread going guys!

Welcome back!! I was getting worried about your absence (in addition to missing all your naughty, arousing posts, of course)

 

[investor2020]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/dfe8e9607cc983a2eb8c64c52ecc08ca/46ae9fbacdf3582c-c4/s540x810/ef158e800e6c4833f5ca6bf05046004bf1d6c87c.pnj
Her: "You look comfortable, cowboy, but I bet I can give you a better ride."

 

[Trubbycat]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/dfe8e9607cc983a2eb8c64c52ecc08ca/46ae9fbacdf3582c-c4/s540x810/ef158e800e6c4833f5ca6bf05046004bf1d6c87c.pnj
Her: "You look comfortable, cowboy, but I bet I can give you a better ride."

You can lead a horse to water... and just look at my pink.

 

[LizVegas79]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/d09aaab010d10d809ebdc1a1e764e3d1/6958d222882d4a78-2e/s1280x1920/9a89f0d0b38c4f15aa5c7bb80968c099d140ab46.jpg

"Ooops, I just spilled your favorite ice cream all over my new shoes and my pretty little toes.
Want to be my special hero today sweetie? I promise I'll be very grateful if you do."

 

[LizVegas79]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/0f289c390a76c45bd448e9224fa0f33a/4773cfb59fabc49a-87/s640x960/62d01788ea910dc43688078f88c80bff2ebc8f64.jpg

"Umm, why exactly do you have to paint in the nude?"

 

[LizVegas79]

"My boots were made for walking. But these fuck-me shoes I borrowed from my
friend Liz totally are not. So, if you still want to have sex with me, you're going to
have to carry me the rest of the way to your place."

 

[LizVegas79]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/5f4c24ddffaf33f02ee59a23ae7bdc9b/c558efc55a6fe72f-98/s1280x1920/4f6c3cd8d3dc032426c4924cfdec0c47a0f224db.jpg

"Yes, there is a problem. And you have exactly ten seconds to say the right
thing to fix it or I'm making you watch me with a Black guy again."

(I'm not sure if some husbands just never learn, or if they just don't want to on purpose lol)

 

[LizVegas79]

https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.cs_obfi7JCZpBRJybgJ2qgHaJ4?pid=ImgDet&rs=1

"Ooooo, honey ... guess what? I think Santa really likes me this year."

 

[LizVegas79]

"This. This is all I want for Christmas
this year. Am I making myself 100%,
absolutely, positively clear?"



(fyi, my old one broke)

(UPDATE 12/28: Santa heard me! Woo-hoo!)

 

[whenagain]

"Ooooo, honey ... guess what? I think Santa really likes me this year."

“santa has a huge. . . Stocking.”

 

[LizVegas79]

"Well, well, well. Look who it is. My favorite pet. Who's a good boy? Huh? Who's a good boy?"

(Merry Christmas footies! Hope you get what you wish for! )

 

[LizVegas79]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/d27360556da182bc07076341a25b5950/adbf367fa6d4b37c-50/s1280x1920/2ad548ef6791546de27e264d4509d89d6d6ed88c.jpg

"Sure, you can play poker with the guys on Friday, honey. But I want to play too. And instead of
playing for money, well, if I end up naked, are you going to be okay with whatever happens next?"

(a valid question in any healthy marriage imho )

 

[LizVegas79]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/f753e50dadcf1e1f2f1635d4bf5be465/5c93ce679ec0fe78-b1/s2048x3072/f0b500890ba8ae60bc10475808d7bf3dcd589009.jpg

"Oh my. Yes, it's very lovely. I appreciate you for making it so big before you showed it
to me. I can't wait to get to know it better. But be a good boy and put it away for now.
I'm starving and you promised to take me to dinner first. Hurry up. Our reservations are
at seven and I don't want to be late. Careful with your zipper sweetie. Slowly. Slowly."

(some hotel guests need a little more hand holding than others lol)

 

[JustDave478]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/f753e50dadcf1e1f2f1635d4bf5be465/5c93ce679ec0fe78-b1/s2048x3072/f0b500890ba8ae60bc10475808d7bf3dcd589009.jpg

"Oh my. Yes, it's very lovely. I appreciate you for making it so big before you showed it
to me. I can't wait to get to know it better. But be a good boy and put it away for now.
I'm starving and you promised to take me to dinner first. Hurry up. Our reservations are
at seven and I don't want to be late. Careful with your zipper sweetie. Slowly. Slowly."

(some hotel guests need a little more hand holding than others lol)

She is pure perfection.

 

[Jasmine12345]

"Oh my. Yes, it's very lovely. I appreciate you for making it so big before you showed it
to me. I can't wait to get to know it better. But be a good boy and put it away for now.
I'm starving and you promised to take me to dinner first. Hurry up. Our reservations are
at seven and I don't want to be late. Careful with your zipper sweetie. Slowly. Slowly."

(some hotel guests need a little more hand holding than others lol)

Liz, your reservations for how many now?

 

[LizVegas79]

Liz, your reservations for how many now?

I'm not sure. You know me, I don't like to leave anyone out!

 

[Jasmine12345]

I'm not sure. You know me, I don't like to leave anyone out!

It's both personal and impersonal. It's for one, for two and for more.

 

[LizVegas79]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/3e6041053e4d592d7e77a2f0fe3d0d7f/tumblr_o08swjv0ep1rhp4nco1_540.jpg

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Oh my. You're certainly more than a mouthful aren't you?"