What's She (or He) Saying? Redeux

[EricaLynch]

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(Brunette) so...ummm...what is this I hear about you and your husband being swingers?

 

[LizVegas79]

(redhead): "It was dark! I...I thought it was just highlights! I didn't know until the next morning!"

(brunette): "Hmm, well, I guess it wasn't your fault then. Blondes are always playing their little lying, deceitful games. You were taken advantage of, just like me. I forgive you. We should probably heal together. Like ... maybe right now together."

 

[Jd192235]

Someday I want to work up the courage to cut my hair short like this.

I've identified with my long hair most of my life so it would probably be a healthy mental/self image cleanse for me lol

Plus it might make me look really cute!



Some HOA's are more friendly than others lol

In that dress and w your legs….whod notice your hair Lizzie?

 

[LizVegas79]

(Brunette) so...ummm...what is this I hear about you and your husband being swingers?

(redhead): "Well ... it's true. He's got a thing for blondes and I've got a thing for ... other women ... so we've sort of cum to an understanding I guess you could say."

 

[Tir_an_Beithioch]

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"Wait, did I leave the gas on?"

 

[LizVegas79]

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"I'm going out, honey. Don't wait up."

 

[AlexBailey]

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Thank god the football game finally started, I can go out to the garage and get in girl-mode while dad is stuck to the TV.

 

[LizVegas79]

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"So, umm, I was hoping we could try something new today. You know how you always say
you like when other guys look at me? Well, I was hoping maybe you would like looking at
me when, you know, I was fucking another guy. Or better yet, when I was fucking two other
guys. Maybe even two black guys who were, you know, really, really big? If you say yes, I'll
let you fuck my friend Michelle while I watch. Please, baby? Please?"

 

[AlexBailey]

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Do you want me like this or would you rather that I didn’t tuck?

 

[LizVegas79]

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"So ... I'm thinking maybe we don't tell our husbands about what just happened? You know
their pervy little brains will absolutely explode if we do. And they will never stop asking us if
they can watch us if we ever do this again, which, I'm hoping we will be soon by the way
because wow, that was so much fun. It can be our little naughty secret, at least for now, okay?"

 

[Tir_an_Beithioch]

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*record scratch*

"Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation."

 

[LizVegas79]

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"So I bet the guys are going to be down there watching their silly football games for two or three
hours, huh? We finally have the chance to get to know each other a little better. Or maybe even
a lot better if you're interested."

 

[LizVegas79]

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*record scratch*

"Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation."

I'm actually wondering why you look like you're trying to figure out how to tell your wife you wiped out your joint savings account playing blackjack.

Or was it craps?

 

[Tir_an_Beithioch]

I'm actually wondering why you look like you're trying to figure out how to tell your wife you wiped out your joint savings account playing blackjack.

Or was it craps?

It was actually Xing Hai Shi Bu Xing.

 

[LizVegas79]

"I would love to be nicer to you in public, dear. But that's just
not going to work for me. Everyone loves me and wonders why
I'm with you and I love that they all feel so sorry for me. So,
man up, put your chastity cage on and let's go. I don't want
to be late. Hurry up or I'll make you carry my purse into the
restaurant again."

 

[EricaLynch]

"I would love to be nicer to you in public, dear. But that's just
not going to work for me. Everyone loves me and wonders why
I'm with you and I love that they all feel so sorry for me. So,
man up, put your chastity cage on and let's go. I don't want
to be late. Hurry up or I'll make you carry my purse into the
restaurant again."

I didn't realize how you have a mean streak in you or rather, I often just choose to forget

 

[LizVegas79]

I didn't realize how you have a mean streak in you or rather, I often just choose to forget

Oh stop. Admit it. I know you secretly love it Erica!

 

[LizVegas79]

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"What do you mean you want to go over my points? I thought
I made them perfectly clear in the meeting."

 

[LizVegas79]

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(her): "Come find me later. We'll have fun. I promise."

 

[EricaLynch]

Oh stop. Admit it. I know you secretly love it Erica!

I can neither confirm nor deny...

 

[LizVegas79]

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"My back is killing me. I swear I'm probably going to sleep with the first person who offers to give me a
massage. I don't care if it's a guy, or a girl, neither, or both."

 

[LizVegas79]

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"We don't have to do anything if you don't want. Or we could do everything
and not tell our husbands."

 

[LizVegas79]

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(blonde): "I'm just braiding Liz's hair for her you fucking perverts. Try to keep it in your pants, okay?"

 

[LizVegas79]

"Why are you so upset? You knew I have to travel sometimes for work when you
married me. It's for one of my favorites clients. And it's Aspen. In January. All
expenses paid. Plus he's paying me my $5,000 per night out of town fee. Am I
suppose to tell him no just because I'm married? That would be silly. Now kiss
my cute new boots and put your little chastity cage on. I'll tell you all about my
trip next week when I get back. Hurry up. He's sending a limo to pick me up."

(having a job when you're married is a constant juggling act isn't it ladies? )

 

[investor2020]

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"Why am I wearing these horns, Liz ? You know it's been a while since we've
been together. Join me in the bedroom and let's see how quickly you can
remove them."