What's She (or He) Saying? Redeux

[LizVegas79]

Like over the tickle bed in your basement.

Exactly!

 

[jaF0]

I'd have to airbrush out the ankle wrinkles though.

 

[LizVegas79]

I'd have to airbrush out the ankle wrinkles though.

No don't. I love them. Makes her seem more real, like she's really just out there walking, not posing for some horny guy with a nice camera.

 

[LizVegas79]

https://cdn05.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2019/03/113847/bdsmlr-113847-wZegOfaeCj.jpg

"OH ... MY ... GOD! That hat looks soooo cute on you!"

 

[jaF0]

https://cdn04.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2019/02/628226/bdsmlr-628226-VJuG0XZDVc.jpeg

'Hey what happened to that 'which girl' thread? We need to figure out who goes home with the Head Usher.'

 

[LizVegas79]

https://cdn06.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2019/04/233542/bdsmlr-233542-oHxDf0pI6t.jpg

"Let me guess. If I don't agree, you could die right?"

 

[Paul_Chance]

https://cdn06.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2019/04/233542/bdsmlr-233542-oHxDf0pI6t.jpg

“Nice tits? Really? Well, your wife liked them when she was rimming me last night. Oh, she gave you a goodbye kiss this morning? Nice. Do you need a tic tac now?”

 

[Sanadack]

https://i.imgur.com/WOkfGPO.jpg

"Ohhhhhh...so THAT'S why they call it an 'Over the Shoulder Boulder Holder'!"

 

[BenDover4]

https://res.cloudinary.com/jerrick/image/upload/f_auto,fl_progressive,q_auto,c_fit,w_768/wzunemuc5hilf1ltmpjs

Who the f*@k flushed the toilet ?

 

[BenDover4]

https://res.cloudinary.com/jerrick/image/upload/f_auto,fl_progressive,q_auto,c_fit,w_768/k5flk8qsnkzdmvcikc7n

Can I get you anything else ?

Maybe some melons, or something freshly squeezed...

 

[BenDover4]

https://cdn.porndish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/BabyGotBoobs-Eliza-Ibarra-Schoolgirl-Striptease.jpg

Regarding extra-credit, will it be hard & take a long time... ??

 

[Sanadack]

"Oh my god, I can't believe I let all those guys cum inside me.
I'm never going to make it to my car before it starts leaking down my legs!"


(been there lol)
...

Excellent!

 

[jaF0]

"Ohhhhhh...so THAT'S why they call it an 'Over the Shoulder Boulder Holder'!"

Only one I ever heard use that reference was Steve Rhodes when he and Al were talking about going to Francine's of Oconomowac.

 

[BenDover4]

https://i.imgur.com/4GDUZELl.jpg

This stair tread is cold... I should have worn panties.

But if I had my professor probably wouldn't have given me a passing grade...

 

[Taegul]

http://www.afreemind.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/italian-chick.jpg

"Oh, hello creepy stalker guy trying to sneak my picture when he thinks I'm not looking!"

 

[Taegul]

https://s3.amazonaws.com/cdn.chatsports.com/fsu5.jpg

"Hey cowboy, wanna take a closer look at Florida State?"

 

[Taegul]

http://www.sportsdouchebags.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/hot-babes-big-tits-latina-sports.jpg

"I'm not too worried about drowning, I have my custom floaties."

 

[Sanadack]

https://i.imgur.com/hXvalDh.jpg

"When I move my hands back and forth real fast it looks like it's talking to me...say, 'voulez vous coucher avec moi'."

 

[LizVegas79]

https://res.cloudinary.com/jerrick/image/upload/f_auto,fl_progressive,q_auto,c_fit,w_768/wzunemuc5hilf1ltmpjs

Who the f*@k flushed the toilet ?

LMAO!!

 

[Bbcforwives]

https://res.cloudinary.com/jerrick/image/upload/f_auto,fl_progressive,q_auto,c_fit,w_768/wzunemuc5hilf1ltmpjs

Who brought in all that bbc to fuck me

 

[LizVegas79]

https://i.imgur.com/FxSGynL.jpg?1

"We can make boom-boom now, no?"

 

[PapaRomantic]

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2014/11/05/300/8927540.jpg
I love the 50 shades book club.

So that's where my clit is.....no wonder he can't find it....

 

[Sanadack]

https://i.imgur.com/eG3TjII.jpg?1

“Ok, I took my shirt off dweeb. Now what?!”

 

[lonelyluca]

Check out these tan lines!

 

[LizVegas79]

https://cdn06.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2019/05/267978/bdsmlr-267978-KoXfeBT3FY.jpeg


"Oh, I'm okay. But can you call the paramedics for me again, please?
My husband had another heart attack while we were trying to do it."