What's She (or He) Saying? Redeux

[Sanadack]

"What do you say...about the size of kiwi?...kumquat?"

Sorry folks, apparently my original pic was over the top!

 

[jaF0]

"What do you say...about the size of kiwi?...kumquat?"

I say 'Read the Rules!!'

We don't want the thread shut down.

 

[peekingone]

"OK, I will let you know which pube style I like best. Now drop your panties."

 

[Sanadack]

I say 'Read the Rules!!'

We don't want the thread shut down.

Ah...right. Let me change it. Thank you! Don't know why it did not occur to me that lips on balls would put the thread at risk. Sorry everyone!

 

[thighlicker85]

licking

How many licks until to you get to the center of my Tootsie Pop?

as many as you want then you tell me to get to your tootsie roll.

 

[bunny4med]

We ought to try something different sometime.

 

[bunny4med]

I love the cool mountain breezes.

 

[LizVegas79]

"I'm glad you like my purple hair because ... guess what?"

 

[LizVegas79]

The Guy kneeling: "You're right. I don't see any proof this is a homo erectus either."

 

[LizVegas79]

"Yuck. Can you go somewhere and shave your back first, mister."

 

[bunny4med]

"Yuck. Please don't. You need someone to shave your back first, mister."

Those aren't your normal hot tub bubbles coming from over there.

 

[LizVegas79]

https://cdn02.**********/uploads/photos/2018/12/70009/bdsmlr-70009-klEwHFHfZa.jpg

"Ssssh ... I said no talking, remember?"

 

[BenDover4]

We were in Vegas for the conference "Making Him Joyful Without Any Mess"
and we're so ready to try what we learned...

 

[SophieUK]

^^^ sometimes a girl feels a little ‘inadequate’ lol

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I should have read the syllabus more closely...

I could swear it said something about touching boners !!

Wow. I'd say my High School, about 1977.

 

[petes478]

"We can make boom-boom now, no?"

We can make boom boom now, Yes.

 

[petes478]

Point of view porn before video was invented

Hot pic any way you slice it.

 

[BenDover4]

If we're going to get eaten, we just as well do each other first...

 

[SophieUK]

..

“I’m sorry, sis, it’s just that when he offered to eat us out I just thought ... well, you know?”

 

[Taegul]

"Wow. That's the sixth time in a row that a first date has fainted as soon as the door opens. I think this dress is working a little too well."

 

[Taegul]

"Do you honestly think I'm going to take this dress off for anything less than a penthouse? Are you kidding me right now? You're going to have to drastically improve my view if you want even a chance of improving your own view!"

 

[Taegul]

"I think the springs on this bed might be a little stiff. What do you think? Do you like the bounce on this mattress?"

 

[bunny4med]

Belly up for a satisfying a shot of something smooth.

 

[PapaRomantic]

We ought to try something different sometime.

It took me 30 minutes to get this outfit on....I bet you can't get it off of me in 2....

 

[Taegul]

"This is your own homemade salad dressing? Mmmm, it's really good. A bit tangy but very tasty. Got anymore of it for me?"