What's She (or He) Saying? Redeux

[PapaRomantic]

I love the 50 shades book club.

So that's where my clit is.....no wonder he can't find it....

 

[Sanadack]

“Ok, I took my shirt off dweeb. Now what?!”

 

[lonelyluca]

Check out these tan lines!

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Oh, I'm okay. But can you call the paramedics for me again, please?
My husband had another heart attack while we were trying to do it."

 

[JerseyJade]

"Wow! I'm only up to page 12 of, "Dr. Liz's Employee Handbook", and I can hardly wait to start working there!"

 

[jaF0]

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'Oh c'mon, do I really have to tell you what I'm stuck to?'

 

[LizVegas79]

"Wow! I'm only up to page 12 of, "Dr. Liz's Employee Handbook", and I can hardly wait to start working there!"

I see you're enjoying the instructions I laid out in Page 12 of my employee handbook as much as I enjoyed writing them JJ.

 

[LizVegas79]

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"See? Over there down on the beach? Those are men. They are very, very different from us.
They have penises and all they can think about is putting them inside of our mouths and our butts and especially our kitties.
You must promise me you will stay away from them. I will go down and see what they want.
If I'm not back in the village by Friday, tell our queen to give me an extra week to negotiate.
There aren't that many of them. I'm sure my negotiations will only take seven to ten days. Two weeks at the most.
Now go! Hide! Warn the others to stay away until I have returned!"

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Okay, fine. Here you pervert. But you better take me somewhere
nice this time. Otherwise, you can say goodbye to these girls."

 

[SlvrTongueDevil]

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"You know, I think you said something, but for the life of me I can’t seem to focus on anything except ... sorry - you were saying?"

 

[Sanadack]

Now go! Hide! Warn the others to stay away until I have returned!" [/SIZE]

"Danger, Wilhelmina Robinson!"

 

[BenDover4]

That's my mom. She's such a prude.

The real reason her boyfriend shows any interest in her is me...

 

[Solsurfer]

"We can make boom-boom now, no?"

Yes. Yes we can.

 

[Solsurfer]

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"Okay, fine. Here you pervert. But you better take me somewhere
nice this time. Otherwise, you can say goodbye to these girls."

I’ll take you anywhere you want to go as long as you go dressed like that. And maybe give me little peeks throughout dinner. Then I’ll do anything you want back at my place. Did I mention I love you??

 

[Paul_Chance]

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“OK, there are seven of them. You start on the left, I’ll start on the right. First one to the middle wins.”

 

[jaF0]

"I can't believe they do this every day and haven't caught me watching yet. Or wait, maybe they DO know."

 

[Sanadack]

"Yes, it's going to cost you a lot more than this little ride and champaign. Table stakes."

 

[bunny4med]

It's worth the climb.

 

[bunny4med]

God I love long weekends.

 

[PapaRomantic]

"I can't believe they do this every day and haven't caught me watching yet. Or wait, maybe they DO know."

I hope that's a VERY deep cabinet, because right now I'm not impressed at all....

 

[LizVegas79]

"Ooops! I meant for this to be your glass. Oh dang. Sleepy time ... promise
not ... to put ... any ... thing ... too ...weirrrrrrd in me ... okay .....?"

 

[BenDover4]

I should have read the syllabus more closely...

I could swear it said something about touching boners !!

 

[SophieUK]

(Boy on the right) “two more steps, two more steps and I’ll see up her skirt”

(Boy on the left) “I honestly don’t see what he sees in her, she never knows which nine is which in biology, and always has to stay late after class “

 

[jaF0]

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'Oh Gawwddd, ano9ther one of THOSE nights. Where the hell l did I leave my skirt this time?'

 

[peekingone]

Had a trade mark so deleted it oh well.