What's She (or He) Saying? Redeux

[LizVegas79]

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"That's right. And why are all blondes worthless and ugly?"


(jk blondies! )

 

[LizVegas79]

https://i.imgur.com/M4J7htJ.jpg?1

"Really? You have a basement? Can I see?
Does it have fun sex stuff in it?"

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

http://66.media.tumblr.com/3235f0497aa23a59a65e06327970b05c/tumblr_mqiq02EWy11rlt6ymo1_1280.jpg

"Worst rest area ever. The toilet has hair on the seat and I can't get any water out of this faucet.... Oh wait.....Ewwwwww"

 

[LizVegas79]

"Worst rest area ever. The toilet has hair on the seat and I can't get any water out of this faucet.... Oh wait.....Ewwwwww"

LMFAO!

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

https://s9v7j7a4.ssl.hwcdn.net/galleries/full/8d/b2/a3/8db2a3dbe75d38a6e3c1d09789bd01e9/3.jpg

"The crereal box said a surprise in every box. SURPRISE!"

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

https://cdn05.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2019/03/324764/bdsmlr-324764-B7cmoVszVG.jpg


"You are so not Liz's type! She likes brunettes and WE SHARE SHOES!"

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

https://gunaxin.com/wp-content/uploads/gallery/baseball-girls/sexy_baseball-001.jpg

"Is that bat corked? I bet I make it pop!"

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/5e70f077650149d842e16219d0b316db/tumblr_ok9ikuzfzk1u6s2efo1_1280.jpg


Me standing behind her

"Clean up aisle 6!!"

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/6e/20/44/6e204463ced820b5e6663fe7c9f9451c.jpg


"dude! Just buy a Fleshlight you cheap bastard!"

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

http://66.media.tumblr.com/3bddff34d78ba5fdb34c7ac8b0e5aaa9/tumblr_ncszwmcZX11t3ctxmo2_400.gif

"I can't use my sybie. The power is out. Now shut up and make the 'vroooooomm' sound!"

 

[BenDover4]

http://s6.dpic.me/01819/4twpyp157jc4.jpg

Come here.

I've got something else that needs cleaning...

 

[BenDover4]

https://www.pstargif.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/jennifer-white-nubiles-porn-moms-teach-sex-fucking-rabbit-costume.gif

As a child, I got impatient waiting for the Easter Bunny to cum,
but now I kind of enjoy it...

 

[BenDover4]

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AlertUniformHorsemouse-size_restricted.gif

I'm practicing to be Vanna White's replacement...

 

[SophieUK]

https://www.pstargif.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/jennifer-white-nubiles-porn-moms-teach-sex-fucking-rabbit-costume.gif

“When you said we would be ‘at it like rabbits’ this weekend, this wasn’t quite what I had in mind...”

 

[jaF0]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/5e70f077650149d842e16219d0b316db/tumblr_ok9ikuzfzk1u6s2efo1_1280.jpg

"Carrots. Lettuce. Carrots. Lettuce. Carrots. Lettuce."

 

[jaF0]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/5e70f077650149d842e16219d0b316db/tumblr_ok9ikuzfzk1u6s2efo1_1280.jpg

' Ehhh, what's up Doc? Oh. I see. '

 

[BenDover4]

https://cdn.porndish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Stranded-Teens-Jessie-Wylde-Roadside-Footjob.jpg

Where's the blinker-fluid thingy ??

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

https://cdn.porndish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Stranded-Teens-Jessie-Wylde-Roadside-Footjob.jpg

"Shhhh. Here he comes. As soon as he offers to help, you grab his prescriptions"

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

https://cdn05.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2019/03/324764/bdsmlr-324764-B7cmoVszVG.jpg

The handprint on your right cheek will serve as a reminder. The peroxide bottle is for cuts and scrapes. Now go change it back before Liz gets here.

 

[Taegul]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/fc7a61a47ef56521c9de583d07bd191f/tumblr_o5ekvv1KrI1voe235o1_500.jpg

"I used your credit card to have twelve different pizza joints deliver today just so I could see who had the hottest delivery boys. I ended up only using it for five of the deliveries though, the rest delivered for free. Well, they weren't entirely free, but they accepted alternate forms of payment. So can we get to my punishment now? I've been waiting for it all day..."

 

[Taegul]

http://eroangle.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/eroangle689_04.gif

"Can your friend come out and play?"

 

[Taegul]

https://picsegg.com/pics/1091/bondage-porn-gifs-hand-down-pants.gif

"No! I didn't hide the safe's passcode down there. Oh wait, yes I did. It's there somewhere. Keep looking, you'll find the right "spot" soon."

 

[Taegul]

https://www.xxx-photo.com/m/photo/i/1404/21/77019/079004-shower-scene.jpg

"The more I wash it, the larger it gets. I'm going to need two more bars of soap before I'm done."

 

[Taegul]

https://memeguy.com/photos/thumbs/id-like-her-to-spank-my-monkey-8941.gif

"Taegul always talks about 'spanking the monkey' but I just don't get what the appeal is..."

 

[HBergeron]

https://media.giphy.com/media/cgAw7t4fajMaI/giphy.gif

I am soooo totally ready for a real live girl!