What's She (or He) Saying? Redeux

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"I know. These awards shows are so fucking boring. But do you two want to
come back to my place for a threesome after this ridiculousness is over?
I really feel like getting DP'd tonight since, you know, I won."
 
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"Hi Aunt Liz. I meant to call. My cellphone died but I just kept driving.
I'm glad you still keep a key under that rock in your front yard.
So ... how've you been? Is my uncle still at work? I was going to get in your jacuzzi
but forgot to bring a bathing suit. I brought some wine if you want to join me.
I was hoping we could ... you know ... kinda' talk and just hang out ...."


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