What's She (or He) Saying? Redeux

[Taegul]

http://66.media.tumblr.com/3235f0497aa23a59a65e06327970b05c/tumblr_mqiq02EWy11rlt6ymo1_1280.jpg

"See little sis? I told you our Uber driver wouldn't mind being kidnapped and tortured.

 

[SophieUK]

https://cdn02.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2019/01/195132/bdsmlr-195132-QMK7urDCgS.gif

“On your marks.... get set.....go!!”

 

[Taegul]

http://www.ramthesunlover.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/handjob-fingering-bathtub-girl-girl-gif.gif

"I'm so glad we both believe in water conservation. I want to show you everything I learned at the lifeguard academy. Have you ever learned mouth-to-mouth resuscitation?"

 

[Sanadack]

https://i.imgur.com/KJvrItd.jpg

I know! It's like that song our moms used to sing at nudist camp, "Ebony and Ivory, trib together in perfect harmony."

 

[BenDover4]

https://img.izismile.com/img/img10/20170222/640/pretty_girls_and_tasty_food_two_best_things_in_the_world_640_06.jpg

I could really use some cream...

 

[BenDover4]

https://viewpink.com/storage/Free-Blowjob-for-a-Ride-Home-with-Tiffany-Nunez-Stranded-Teens-Mofos.jpg

Actually, this Sorority hazing isn't all that bad...

 

[BenDover4]

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2017/09/07/620/18324099.gif

I'm sorry I didn't hear you come in.

How may I help... WHOA !!!

 

[LizVegas79]

https://cdn02.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2019/01/195132/bdsmlr-195132-QMK7urDCgS.gif

“On your marks.... get set.....go!!”

Me channel surfing: "Finally! A fun sport to watch!"

 

[DarkSimian]

Me channel surfing: "Finally! A fun sport to watch!"

I would watch this on ESPN 8 (The Ocho!)

 

[LizVegas79]

https://img.izismile.com/img/img10/20170222/640/pretty_girls_and_tasty_food_two_best_things_in_the_world_640_06.jpg

I could really use some cream...

"Honey? I bet if you'd agree to join that swingers group like I want us to
there'd be cream in my coffee right now."

 

[LizVegas79]

http://www.ramthesunlover.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/handjob-fingering-bathtub-girl-girl-gif.gif

"I'm so glad we both believe in water conservation. I want to show you everything I learned at the lifeguard academy."

...

 

[bunny4med]

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2014/10/27/300/8781110.jpg
Can I alternate licks?

 

[JerseyJade]

http://www.ramthesunlover.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/handjob-fingering-bathtub-girl-girl-gif.gif

"Wow girl friend! You really know how to make bath time fun!"

 

[bunny4med]

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2018/10/16/300/20096741.jpg
What makes you think I'm horny?

 

[LizVegas79]

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2014/10/27/300/8781110.jpg

"Are you done working out? I am.
Let's get out of here and go to my place."

 

[SuzyWho]

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2018/10/16/300/20096741.jpg
What makes you think I'm horny?

You decide!

 

[Taegul]

http://spankgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Hair-suspended.gif

"This piñata will be the hit of the party. No pun intended."

 

[Taegul]

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/cd/90/00/cd9000006a471e0bff71322fdc4ba5cb--fine-women-sexy-women.jpg

"Now that I've shown you my "good" side, how about I show you my "bad" side?"

 

[LizVegas79]

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2018/10/16/300/20096741.jpg

"Oh wait a sec! I might have some money for the pizza in my purse!"

(I've used that old trick more than a few times! )

 

[Taegul]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/5e70f077650149d842e16219d0b316db/tumblr_ok9ikuzfzk1u6s2efo1_1280.jpg

"Now where the Hell are the Honey Nut Cheerios?"

 

[LizVegas79]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/5e70f077650149d842e16219d0b316db/tumblr_ok9ikuzfzk1u6s2efo1_1280.jpg

"Now where the Hell are the Honey Nut Cheerios?"

...

 

[LizVegas79]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/c6c28639d0e0a785ed00e27a48d3bfb3/tumblr_p9x4k5Aoh01u4szpbo4_540.jpg


"Umm, thanks for removing your pants.
But I just ordered a salad and Diet Coke."

 

[Taegul]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/a8c73ea908bdc4e1e057492e576d7b9a/tumblr_p2wvabNAJn1weo448o1_1280.jpg

"My step-sister and I are very close, and we do everyone together...umm...I meant everything together. Yeah, that's what I meant..."

 

[bunny4med]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/c6c28639d0e0a785ed00e27a48d3bfb3/tumblr_p9x4k5Aoh01u4szpbo4_540.jpg


"Umm, thanks for removing your pants.
But I just ordered a salad and Diet Coke."

I'm here about the ad for the job of receptionist. Will I be talking directly to Dr. Liz?

 

[ydahecnot]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/5e70f077650149d842e16219d0b316db/tumblr_ok9ikuzfzk1u6s2efo1_1280.jpg

"Now where the Hell are the Honey Nut Cheerios?"

I’m here, People of Walmart, just waiting for you to post me!