LizVegas79
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Yikes! You got stuck on an elevator?
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TwiceYikes! You got stuck on an elevator?
"Don't be silly, honey. I didn't just let your lawyer cum all over my toes. I just
stepped in a little snow on the way here that's all. If you don't believe me, you
can always get down on your hands and knees and kiss them like you use to."

Twice
Too bad you weren't stuck with me.That's one of my biggest fears. I've gotten stuck twice for longer than 5 minutes (one time it was almost 20!) and both times I start hyperventilating.
Too bad you weren't stuck with me.![]()
I meant too bad for me.Too bad for you. I'm very, VERY suggestable in that situation!
This is why I always take the stairs at the office. The building is only 6 floors.
So you have great legs then;-)This is why I always take the stairs at the office. The building is only 6 floors.
That would be a challenge
I'd like to think I do![]()
It does present a challenge!
I can't blame you! Good luck on the elevators!
I'll calm you.Falling down and breaking my neck and not being found for days is beyond my pay scale. Like it or not, I'm taking the elevator and hoping for the best.
Or at least someone who knows CPR or how to calm down a crazy person LOL