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What's She (or He) Saying? Redeux
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That's a great idea!
And I'm going to steal it!
I've never gone as Morticia Addams for Halloween but some people say I look like I could be Catherine Zeta Jones sister so I'm totally going to go for it this year! I've certainly got the hair for it. All I need is the perfect slinky, black dress and a few fake cobwebs in my hair!
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(woman on left): "You didn't tell me your husband was such a talker."
(woman on right): "He's not. He just wants us to stick our toes in his mouth. There. Now, where were we?"
LizVegas79
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"Oh look Madison, it's the new guy in accounting. I bet he wants to ask us about
some of the charges on our expense report. The poor thing. Look, he's all nervous.
Isn't that cute? It's okay, sweetie. You can talk to us. Try to use your words."
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Always picking on the poor accountants
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Further inspiration: https://forum.literotica.com/threads/cosplay.1264460/post-95748670That's a great idea!
And I'm going to steal it!
I've never gone as Morticia Addams for Halloween but some people say I look like I could be Catherine Zeta Jones sister so I'm totally going to go for it this year! I've certainly got the hair for it. All I need is the perfect slinky, black dress and a few fake cobwebs in my hair!
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Oh right I'll need some red roses and pruning shears too!
(to distract from the fact that my décolletage will be way more modest than hers!)
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"Shall I wash your sheets again, sir? I noticed they are
all sticky and crusty again with love. Did you have a
guest over this week? Or did you have another one of
your ... naughty boy dreams about me?
"Shall I wash your sheets again, sir? I noticed they are
all sticky and crusty again with love. Did you have a
guest over this week? Or did you have another one of
your ... naughty boy dreams about me?
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"Well, it's sweet of you to offer. But my world's already rocking because I
have my ear buds in. So, what's in it for me besides a dry cleaning bill?"
(I've actually for real said this to guys who have propositioned me)
"Well, it's sweet of you to offer. But my world's already rocking because I
have my ear buds in. So, what's in it for me besides a dry cleaning bill?"
(I've actually for real said this to guys who have propositioned me
)
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It's an imaginary sandwich.
The kind most of eat whenever we're on a diet, which is like all the time!
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I'm sorry.
I've never really worked in an office so I don't know all the different names for different jobs.
But in my defense, I have known some pretty pervy accountants.
It's usually the quiet ones that we have to watch out for the most imhe!
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Actually there are several pervy accountants on here (two of whom are real hotties, yes there are women CPAs). It's just that accountants get stereotyped, so I felt the need to step up for the profession.
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@LizVegas79 PS My spouse once had a Mortia Dress for Halloween, and regrets that we only rented it. It gave really good slink.
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True. I know one of them.
So if I said kinky accountants that wouldn't bother you as much?
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(her): "Hmmm ... let's see ... I don't know ... it's a little small and kind of skinny .... "
(her): "Hmmm ... let's see ... I don't know ... it's a little small and kind of skinny .... "
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Hey! She's doing MY job!
You have been showing up to work lately. I had to hire someone new!
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That's okay. I sucked at that job anyway.You have been showing up to work lately. I had to hire someone new!
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That's okay. I sucked at that job anyway.
I know. That's why you were so popular with my clients!
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I can go with that. We do it between the Balance SheetsTrue. I know one of them.
So if I said kinky accountants that wouldn't bother you as much?
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I’m sure he wouldn’t mind a second opinion. . .Hey! She's doing MY job!
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Not only did I have guests over, but I did absolutely filthy things with them, and all the time I was thinking of you. Please wash the sheets again and don't forget to put the sex toys in the dishwasher, we may need them tonight, if you're free.
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