What's She (or He) Saying? Redeux

[Justplatonic]

https://i.imgur.com/2Q6cSMC.jpg

"Fabulous! Now we have an understanding, Goddess will be here soon. She likes boys to be naked, and at Her feet. That should be easy for you!"...

 

[Justplatonic]

https://i.imgur.com/EIcVVOs.jpg

"How many times am I gonna tell ya?... I like my eggs sunny side up!"...

 

[Justplatonic]

https://i.imgur.com/YxDQlru.jpg

"Look at what we've got Carla!... A captive audience!"...

 

[LizVegas79]

https://i.imgur.com/lK9jnmv.jpg

"Of course this is going to hurt you more than it hurts me, silly. That's
because I wasn't the one who got caught staring at that tramp Dr. Liz
at lunch today, was I?"

 

[LizVegas79]

https://i.imgur.com/IW8CBSO.jpg

"Don't be silly, honey. I didn't just let your lawyer cum all over my toes. I just
stepped in a little snow on the way here that's all. If you don't believe me, you
can always get down on your hands and knees and kiss them like you use to."

 

[LizVegas79]

https://i.imgur.com/stMOsUi.jpg

"That's weird. I wonder who snuck in here and frosted my tootsies with their warm gooey goo while I was taking a nap.
Probably one of those pervs in accounting. Either JP or Vic I bet. I should waltz into the accounting department right now
with my cute, frosted tootsies and see which one of them blushes first!"

(I'm not going to let you guys get away with this! )

 

[LizVegas79]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/fcc91cc0983c593a1f995a40b06b40ca/tumblr_pa0zpkvOiv1x76zxfo1_540.jpg

(her): "Hmm, decisions, decisions ... lets see ...."

 

[LizVegas79]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/e73d71b60415007c4526a666679e4116/tumblr_pwgiiw9qgK1udi2eao1_640.jpg

"I knew it. You're a fucking pervert, aren't you? I'm Beth by the way. Nice to meet you."

 

[Booboobear84]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/e73d71b60415007c4526a666679e4116/tumblr_pwgiiw9qgK1udi2eao1_640.jpg

"I knew it. You're a fucking pervert, aren't you?"

Yes, aren't you glad

 

[Booboobear84]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/fcc91cc0983c593a1f995a40b06b40ca/tumblr_pa0zpkvOiv1x76zxfo1_540.jpg

(her): "Hmm, decisions, decisions ... lets see ...."

Like which one where? You know you have more energy than both of them

 

[LizVegas79]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/51b6e81606882eb0e7400b35a0f578d3/4facb89e4d4b5423-3e/s400x600/ce3dd1f99076968d960531dd2129f22ab2bc1b6a.jpg

"Soooo ... is this the kind of pool party I'm hoping it is?
Because March is a little early for a pool party and my
husband's out of town on business. Not that it matters
because we have what you might call an understanding
when it comes to getting to know our neighbors."

 

[whenagain]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/fcc91cc0983c593a1f995a40b06b40ca/tumblr_pa0zpkvOiv1x76zxfo1_540.jpg

(her): "Hmm, decisions, decisions ... lets see ...."

“I can tell which one is Big brother.”

 

[LizVegas79]

One of my best friends on here sent this to me and I just had to share it:

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/d4/58/d2/d458d2e7c84334067f7fea8d7ea56830.jpg

LMAO!

 

[richmondman]

Ha ha

 

[Volk359]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/e73d71b60415007c4526a666679e4116/tumblr_pwgiiw9qgK1udi2eao1_640.jpg

"I knew it. You're a fucking pervert, aren't you?

 

[LizVegas79]

https://78.media.tumblr.com/d066aabb910d16341a71511a7139c94c/tumblr_ol3vnddtIL1tfwvzao6_1280.gif

(her): "Fuck you're so deep, baby! Why didn't you tell me a long time ago that you were
so fucking huge? We could have been fucking since the day we met!"

 

[LizVegas79]

https://www.sex.com/pin/57274097-cock-shocked/

(her): "Whoa. Fuck. There's no way. You're way too big for me dude. Umm, I just remembered. I have to go. "

(him): "Don't go. Just touch it a little. Please?"

(her): "Well, okay. But just a little. It's not going to get any bigger is it?"

(him): "It might. You're really, really pretty."

<slowly starting to stroke it>

(her): "Aww, thanks. You're sweet. I guess ... I could try to ... you know ... do some stuff with it."


(sometimes we all just need to be talked into things lol)

 

[LizVegas79]

https://www.sex.com/pin/57276464-cock-shocked/

"Where have you been my whole life?"

 

[badjanus]

https://www.sex.com/pin/57276464-cock-shocked/

"Where have you been my whole life?"

"You're so big I've crossed my eyes just wrapping my hand around 10" Tommy"

 

[LizVegas79]

https://cdn07.reblogme.com/uploads/photos/2023/03/13665/reblogme-13665-QpteOzl0ej.jpeg

(her): "I see you're already going up, so I guess that means you're hoping I'll go down?"

 

[LizVegas79]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/bfca22dccfeb8b9824fda5811385a189/c92984323ae5906e-bf/s640x960/f92b8a9e7650502d48e688672b7361877eb99808.jpg

"Now that women are in charge, things are going to start going a whole lot
better on our little blue marble. Well, maybe not for guys, but who cares?
Let's celebrate!"

 

[LizVegas79]

https://i.imgur.com/KwdPE9o.jpeg

(Air Force pilot): "Yep, it's official. Women have taken over
the planet, sir."

 

[LizVegas79]

Stuck in the elevator

"I've been afraid of getting stuck in an elevator my whole life,
but I didn't know what I was missing!"

 

[FranklyFrank]

Stuck in the elevator

"I've been afraid of getting stuck in an elevator my whole life,
but I didn't know what I was missing!"

There was no point in asking the question, she was definitely going down!

 

[13Fantasies]

Stuck in the elevator

"I've been afraid of getting stuck in an elevator my whole life,
but I didn't know what I was missing!"

Nothing fun ever happened to me when I got stuck.