What would you do??????

[Treat]

Before you read on, this is just a question. It is not meant to piss anyone off or anything, just some humor.

You like to think that when you were conceived as a romantic encounter. Candles, soft music, some wine or something, silk and all of that. Just a romantic moment between your parents! But what would you do if you found out that when you were made, your farther was mounting your mom from the back, slapping her ass, and saying "Bark Bitch Bark" ?

 

[Wizard]

I can't even make a picture of my parents screwing......I walked in on them once in my teen years...and still can't get that picture out of my head...............<YUCK>

 

[sallygirl]

I was an accident, conceived by a couple of horny teenagers probably in the backseat of a car. lol

 

[Bobtoad777]

Sally girls are you and i brother and sister

 

[Nicole]

Ummmmmmmmm ... Better not tell my son how he was concieved then. LMFAO

What's wrong with liking dirty talk during sex anyway??? If it makes the act more fun for the people involved how does it matter what was being said when concieved???

I really want some answers here Treat ... Does it really matter to you how you were conceived???

Hell Maybe something happened between my parents like that for me to turn out the way that I have ... Who knows???

I enjoy the dirty talk, hell makes it soooooooooooo much better for me. That's just my thoughts though.

To answer your thought's though .... It really wouldn't bother me at all, as long as I was made out of love and respest then I'm just happy to be here .... and yes I was made out of love and respect.

 

[Naked Hunny]

If any of you tell my snickerdoodle how she was conceived ill kill you all!!

Lets just say i had a lil too much eggnog on christmas my bf came over and we had sex!! My mom busted in on us and yelled because we werent using a condom and i was gonna get pregnant!! I still say its her fault i got pregnant!!

 

[Wizard]

Hey naked, did she do like most Mom's and give it the I told ya so?

 

[Naked Hunny]

Of course she did isnt that what mothers are for??

 

[Bobtoad777]

Of corse Naked Hunny I told you if we had of locked the door mom never would have walked in on us.


Ps. this is a joke there is no relation between naked Hunny and myself except that i am her favorite flame target.

 

[Naked Hunny]

Ok smartass im gonna hurt ya know you and me in the schoolyard at recess!! Im gonna whip your slimy toad ass!!!

 

[Bobtoad777]

a;righty now we got a fight to the end recess bell.

shall we do it here or start a new thread fro the battle?

 

[SimplySouthern]

I got 10 to 1 on Naked Hunny.

BTW...if you rip his shirt off and let me see the sexy chest I know he's hiding under that little boy grin, I'll give you all the money I win

 

[Bobtoad777]

Simply sourthern If you help me out ill rip the shirt off for you myself for free of course

question 10:1 odds on Hunny man what are my odds 100:1

 

[Wizard]

My cash is on Hunny........She can take him no problem..............He just may like it........Don't hurt him too bad....

 

[Weird Harold]

I was an accident, conceived by a couple of horny teenagers probably in the backseat of a car. lol

I was a hunting accident. I wonder how many other "accidents" there are around here.

 

[Rosebud]

I wanna see what bob looks like tooooo...where are you hiding his picture...*holding Southern down and searching her body* oh my...what do i have here

 

[Bobtoad777]

now, now ladies control yourselves there is enough of the Toad man to go around for all of yah's just form a line.

no need for applause cash will be fine

 

[Naked Hunny]

Sorry Mr. Toad but if anyones handing out the cash it would have to be you to get someone even close to you in a sexual way!!

 

[Bobtoad777]

Naked Hunny

Who said sex I thought we were going to fight

 

[Naked Hunny]

yea come here dickhead ill rip you up!!! You and your stories about your 11 in dick!!!

 

[Bobtoad777]

now we all know what your after Naked Hunny. Its not for glory. Its to find my Ripleys Believe it or not submission

 

[Naked Hunny]

Ripleys Belive it or NOT!!

I wouldnt believe it even if it was on that damn cartoon!! Baby if it was that big you wouldnt be no damn virgin!!

 

[Bobtoad777]

Its no Cartoon soon as I get a digital camera I ll send you a pic

 

[Naked Hunny]

NO THANK YOU!!

Never had a thing for Toad dick!!!

 

[Bobtoad777]

have you ever tried toad dick? you never know until you try if you really gonna like it